Monday, February 27, 2006
Shellshocked.
Yes! Somehow, one way or another, MISS NG ACTUALLY RETURNED OUR CHEM TESTS. Her nose went back to normal. And i did pretty well for it too. =) But holy shit, Kim Fung had to spoil my day by topping the class. =/ I mean, people like Phamelia top the class, I dont mind. But Kim Fung?! Wl BAK JIU TAH STAMP man. Ok i will not comment further. Good job Kim Fung, Chemist in making. Just dont blow up the whole world. And please be more helpful during Chem Prac. ^^
After school, almost the entire class headed to someone's house, oops pardon me i meant Geylang River :P for CIP. What an eventful outing! We walked around talking crap (Damnit David is particularly outstanding in this aspect) more than we picked up rubbish. Somehow, some way, halfway through the whole CIP, David decided to start Singing BU4 XIANG3 ZHANG3 DA4 by S.H.E and You're Beautiful by James Blunt. I recorded it down and should you feel bored or whatever, come look for me.
I swear, he could be on radio.
Then all of us can turn him off.
Anyway, the whole CIP thing wasnt wasted. We got our hours, and we learnt how to crack stupid jokes. (credits to Weizhou) To a certain extent, we also learnt how to scoop up rubbish and place them in the black trash bag. BUT overall, I think i could have used the hours to study. (YES, LAUGH BUT I MEAN IT.)Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Watched Campus Superstar on TV just now. As usual, Theresa from Katong Convent kicked ass. Nice voice, nice attire, nice overall image. I hope she kicksass all the way to the finals hahaha
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Nth much to talk about today.
Watch this space anywayyy.
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10:33 PM
Saturday, February 25, 2006
VS6; I pwn you guys WZ&ZH.
Hello! Bathed Maxie today. What a "tantalising" experience.
All was well until the 11th minute. I turned off the tap, and tried reaching for her shampoo.
She looked at me beseechingly and i said "shit".
Within a second, she started shaking and shaking and shaking her entire body.
YAY. So i got wet with her too.
After bathing her, I stepped out of the loo to get the towel which was on the table.
OMG GUESS WAD HAPPENED SHE RUSHED OUT OF THE LOO AND SHAKED AND SHAKED AND SHAKED IN THE LIVING ROOM.
So, half an hour was devoted to bathing her, another half to clearing up the mess she created.
But hell, She's still my best friend. =)
( In case you havent realised, Maxie is my dog.)
Oops, I just burst the bubble for some guys out there. Too bad. =)
Went to TM and Century Sq during the late afternoon.
Saw Yiting Ma'am. Waved at her. She waved back.
Went to M1 shop. Saw VS6.
Guesssssssss wad
IM now the proooooouuuuuuuddddddddd owner of a sleek and shiny Panasonic VS6.
2 Megapixels,5x digital zoom, 16million LCD colour screen.
What more could you ask for?
Its just perfect.
To Weizhou and Zhiheng out there who owns a VS2, I promise I wont laugh at you guys on Monday.
I'll just laugh now.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Dined at Sakae after that wth my family. First time this year and I must say, the ambience there totally kicksbutt. Halfway through the meal, Dad had a brainwave.
Dad:Hey, what happens if we put the plates back onto the conveyor belt after we're done with them?
Me:Good idea Pa! Why dont you try it out?
Dad was contemplating the idea of REALLY performing this imba stunt when my bro stopped him.
Bro:Eh, mai siao siao. Got camera above us one.
(Dad looks upwards and the light of revealation finally dawned on him.)
LOL, i mean, how spastic can my family get? Luckily my bro stopped him. If not, everyone in the restaurant would have stared at us, the Fantastic 4.
After that, the waiter came to tally our bill.
Should be 74bucks, he miscounted the plates and charged us only 70.
If only more waiters like him were around, the world would become a better place.
(Wenjie, you know what to become when you grow up.)
Ok, enough with the crap. Gonna go fiddle with my VS6 now! =)
Am currently very amused with someone I'm smsing. XD
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10:09 PM
Friday, February 24, 2006
Looooooooong Day.
Am totally bushed. Only reached home like half an hour ago. Hmm interesting day. Alot of gay remarks made by my friends LOL. Will comment on that later.
Miss Ng ah Miss Ng, when you gonna stop telling lies. 2 days ago say friday get back test. Then today cannot give back, postpone to monday.
Do you know everytime you do this kind of stuff, your nose grows longer by 1 inch (think wooden dummy) . After some time, the oxygen will take like super long to reach your lungs. You will find it harder to breathe. Then one day, something will happen la.
So lying=bad for health. Xiao peng you out there please stop lying ok? =)
Had the super boring Radio TalkShow by 93.8FM in the auditorium. Seriously it was damn boring, if compared to LHC's lessons, LHC would have gotten a prize for instilling excitement within his students. If you get what i mean.
Some Prc named Hanzi (Potato?!) from 4a spoke, couldnt get what she was trying to say. But she was enthusiastic to a super duper large extent.. could see she was very tou lu into the whole discussion.
Then Jack (not his real name) from 4c spoke; he stood up in front of me and some ppl from my class. VERY HILARIOUS.
1st. Couldnt really get what he was saying. He sorta mumbled or sth but maybe we werent concentrating hard enough.
2nd. His butt. Shane muttered: Eh his butt blocking our view how to see?
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I added in: Poke it. Then it will burst and send him to the moon. HAHAHAHRRRRRRRRRR
Then everybody in that section was laughing like nuts.
Hell, I swear that was the climax of the entire talkshow.
LMAO. If only Jack wiggled his butt. Coup de Grace.
Geog paper was fairly easy, considering i didnt really study much. Alot of it is based on applications and your common sense la, thats wad i like bout Geog Elect, so slack! ^^
To Mrs Chin: Stop smiling when you scold people, people call you sadist le.
During Np a.k.a super gay activity, many dumb stuff were invented.
With credits to wenjie and ivan loh and me.
Ivan: You know about lie detectors?
Wenjie: ya, last time you operated one and said i have a brain, it went bleep beleep bleep right?
me: LOL! How about you. Last time you use one, ppl ask you something, you said:I think.... and the detector went bleep bleep bleep.
HAHAHA. then wenjie nth to say liao. go back to saying i got 2 brain cells.
YAWNz.
To wenjie out there: Be more creative! =)
Before i sign off, TO THE STUPID BUS 67 DRIVER OUT THERE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE AT 630AM SHARP AT MY BUSSTOP EVERYDAY, PLEASE STOP TRYING TO SLEEP 5 MINUTES MORE EVERYDAY AND COME AT 635AM BECAUSE I WILL THEN BE LATE AND ITS GONNA BE MY FAULT. THEN THE TECHNO QUEEN CRAZY FROG WILL COME TO ME AND ASK ME WHY I LATE AND I WILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN. THEN SHE WILL TELL ME TO WAKE EARLIER BUT I CANT COS I NEED THE SLEEP SO U BETTER WAKE UP ON TIME ON MONDAY U NOOBER!
Phew. That felt good. Stupid busdriver.
A nice cool quote i thought up of:
Stay cool, think hot.Rad eh?
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9:40 PM
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Fade out.
Today, woke up at 930am, went off to badminton with some friends at 10am at Tampines Sports Hall. Saw the entire DHS badminton team there. Then maybe it was Eddy (or Nigel?), at the other end of the hall shouted "WEIJIE!" damn loudly. Then everyone in the hall looked at me. YAY.
-First step to stardom.-
Bo pian, I waved back. Wow imagine if they breaktime, then come to watch me play.
-Second step to stardom.-
LOL. Actually, not stardom. Is humiliation.
Hmmmm also saw Junming and his sec3 junior.
Me: Hi JM! Table tennis?
Jm: Hi! Yes!
Sec3: nononono. Badminton. (How can anybody be so niao?!)
Wow so kp, on account of JM and his face, I didnt say anything back.
Forgot to mention
Help me do this
Johari Window please! =/
Its the craze. And im following it. Please tick properly!
Went across some advertisement today. Cant remember what. It was on values of life.
IMO, the top 3 most important values are
1. Courage
2. Loyalty
3. Trustworthiness
No kidding. Some people might laugh la, but I think I really pride myself in these 3 aspects.
I know many people will go like :"wj, TRUSTWORTHY???!!!" But if you know me well, you will know what i mean la. =)
Actually, out of those 3 values, I think the 1st one is the most impt.
Without that, your gonna do crap in your life.
You wont be decisive, wont be ambitious.
When you grow up, wow, God knows wad you will be like.
Was talking to
someone just now.
My msg to that
someone: Cheer up la. =) No point thinking bout the gloomy stuff.
1.5 more hours to bedtime.
Less than 72 hours to a new handphone.
Cant wait.
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8:58 PM
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Some dumb pics.
Time to get a life dude (Pic from
here, click to see more)
What a smart Hotel Manager
To a certain PH out there. XD
Oh yes guys if you ever seen any dumb pics out there, tell me! =)
I could use the laugh.
(pics from
here)
Cheers all. =)
YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
After 90 mins, the score at Santiago Bernabeu read
ARSENAL 1-0 REAL MADRID
I mean, like, how happy can you get la. To watch the match, then see Henry's clinical finishing, then see Arsenal leadin by an away goal.
Perfect! =))
But the best part came at the 73rd mintue. Reyes was outside the pitch wriggling (MAYBE because he was injured). Because the referee didnt stop the match. So Reyes rolled onto the pitch to try and stop the game.
-pause-
Then I think it was Sergio Ramos who ran over and rolled him back out of the pitch cos they were trailing 0-1. LOL! Then the referee come. Then Iker ran all the way to the middle, to argue or sth. AND HE BLARDY GOT A YELLOW CARD FOR DISSENT LOL! oh well.
Quote of the match by the commentator:
My Indian friend asked me how is the atmosphere here.
wooh 83000 people in the stadium how can the atmosphere be like.
enough about soccer.
Mundane day.
OH. 1 thing, Is there really chemistry between Miss Ng and Mr Koh guys?
Rofl! So damn funny. People who dont know what im talking about go ask your 4B friends I'm too tired to explain.
This equation goes out to Calvin KURNIAWAN the ostrich in my class. Thank you for taking the effort to create equations with me in! I aprreciate it and im gonna show it by creating one for you.
Kurnaiwan + A bag -----> A bag of Shit.
TY.
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6:26 PM
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Ouch.
Hi guys! Regarding my "The Ball is Round" theory yesterday, David and his Team proved me wrong today. Like totally. They lost to Bedok South Sec by at least 30 points.. Damn should have went. Here are some words from the people involved:
David: "Nb lah. They got two Sec5 guys. How to play?"
Jonathan: "Expected results. No biggie."
Aiya, actually imo they reaching the second round is already a great job. Jon told me that DHS B Boys very difficult reach second round one. So, all in all, good job. Still got 3 more matches. Just do your best against the noobers CCHS, Ngee Ann and East View.
Hm..... nothing much today. except that its really pleasing to see so many people making the effort to spam my tagboard. (hor tofu?)
OH YA. Arsenal VS Real Madrid Champions League First Leg at 330am.
Woots! Must watch! 2 attacking teams playing each other at the Bernabeu =)))
The atmosphere will kickass totally man.
And Bergkamp is driving there (a whopping 1200km drive) despite having a phobia for flights.
Proves the passion of the gunners.
Henry is playing.
Cole ain't though =( shaky defence.
But hell it'll be an interesting match anyway! Soccer fans will know what i mean la.
Like Spain against England.
OH YES, before i sign off. I gotta thank the sec4s of 2005 man.
Thursday become holiday=Thursday wake up late=Can watch Chelsea Vs Barcelona
Kewl another all star match.
Gotta sign off. Be back soon.
And peeps. Keep my TB going. =)
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10:12 PM
Monday, February 20, 2006
Hello to The World Out There
Hello little boys and girls out there! Due to the overwhelming pressure my friends are placing on me, i have decided to give blogging a go. =) After all, what could go wrong?
Ok, enough said. THIS BLOG IS OFFICALLY UP after 2 hours of designing etc. Welcome and i hope you enjoy this space! If not, too bad. See the cross at the top right hand corner? Click it.
Today was fairly mundane. Talked to David after flag raising about his basketball match against Bedok South later in the day. Apparently, his team is in the group of death this year. With Ngee Ann, BS and CCHS in DHS's group, the future looks bleak, he said. But I told him: Aiya. The ball is round. Last time my p.sch bb team beat my p.sch soccer team in soccer.
He was like: wtf?
No kidding, the score was 3:1 then. Damn stupid. But maybe it wasnt a serious match.
But what i'm trying to prove is THE BALL IS ROUND la, hell maybe one day ill even beat Lebron James singlehanded in a one-on-one match....
ok that sounds dumb. But bottomline: Gd luck to the DHS BB team!
Today, after completing the 5minute EL MOE survey which was really dumb (eh tharman dont anyhow give surveys make sure they're interesting first.) i headed to the Career Guidance Course. Stupid, i wasted like 30 mins concentrating on the questions and doing and concentrating and doing and concentrating in the end, the results were out:
Jobs related to you:
Hairstylist
Teacher, Art
Chemist
Designer, Graphics
Nurse
LIKE WTFBBQ WORH I wasted like so much time in the end only one i like?
1. Hairstylist
WOW im gonna be boycotted if i ever become one. Its like George Bush suddenly becoming Supermarket Cashier man.
2. Teacher, Art
Right. They're referring to someone who got a c5 aggregate for Art during Sec 2. Referring to someone who pissed all my art teachers off. (Sorry Miss Tang)
3. Chemist
Aiya, the only way i can become one is if Mr Lee Hsien Loong wants to destroy SG or sth. Imagine me telling NSS: EH i want to become Chemist.
NSS:Pinch me.
4. Designer, Graphics
Hmmm. Good option. I like designing stuff though. I have a knack for it. Designing not drawing.
5. Nurse
YAY more dead patients ^^
Ok. Its getting late. I really hope i i dont become a Nurse or Hairstylist in future. =/
Gtg, ciaoz. Long day tml.
Watch this space.
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10:11 PM
