Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Ok. haven blogged in quite some time. Lifes been hectic, really. with the hell lot of hw piling up and coupled with the i-wouldnt-say-easy lessons, its damnation at its purest form.
On a much lighter note, my ankle is healing. Actually, i think i sprained my ankle+pulled my ligament muscle. Is there such a combination anyway? I wouldnt know haha SJ ppl enlighten me.
But it still feels pretty weird though. I cant walk normally, let alone run. feels as if my right leg is shorter than the left one, and this kind of feeling really sucks! Try wearing a platform shoe on your left leg, and youll get what i mean.
Oh, and i really like my new seating plan. kicksass =] ive been concentrating alot more during lessons woohoo! a breakthrough in life some might say hahahah! just kidding.
Anyway, just to let you readers know. Even if mrs lim knows this space already, im still gonna crap what i want here you know, since its like,
vintagecrap and all. So dont worry ill still have freedom of speech and i dun care a hoot even if they discover my rantings on particular teachers. heh heh, hint hint Mr Blinker.
Sad to say, Mr Blinker's lessons are getting REALLLLLLY mundane. Every tripleperiod he just comes in, says: time for zuo wen! Omg its like so exciting can. My heart beating in utmost trepidation everytime he zombies into the class. Or is it liddat with other classes too? But ohwell, double periods are a definite bore. Yadda yadda mumble murmur his way thru the lesson. and when i ask ppl what is he talking about everytime i get myself into crap. Not worth it man. bleagh nvm ill strive to keep my mouth shut starting from tmr.
OH.
HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY.
Arsenal beat Juve 2-0 at highbury!!!!!!!!!!WOOOTS CAN. (Yes SWELL MAN UTD FANS)
Player of the match: Kolo Toure (imo)
Joker of the match: Camoranesi (how to spell) for his constant funny fouling antics and his wave and kiss (in front of fabio capello) to the highbury faithful upon his dimissal.
i'd doubt much ppl will know wad im talking about anyway. BUT I JUST WANNA SAY: LIVE BY THE GUN, DIE BY THE GUN. GO GUNNERS. BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM AT TURIN.
Confirm can one. Im gonna dream about the 2nd leg tonight. hahahah!
Oh ya, before i leave, heres some really nice picts i conjured out. HAhaHAHA anybody interested just tell me and ill teach you LOL. Enjoy!
HAHAHA these picts are really lame LOL.
Twistin' at
8:24 PM
Saturday, March 25, 2006
sad.
ARGH. I SPRAINED MY ANKLE. TWICE IN A MONTH.
talk about bad luck.
So, it happened yesterday in school at about 7pm probably? And it was one hell of a day. I got tripped and landed on the ground with my ankle positioned and whacked weirdly against the it, courtesy of a friend whom i have decided not to name to protect his identity.
The pain i experienced during the first 30 seconds was excruciating. I thought i had torn my ligament or sth. Damn pain, felt like blacking out, but the pain kept me from doing so. So took a cab home, with the cabfare sponsored by him. couldnt even put my leg on e ground. had to hop from place to place BLEH so damn pain la.
This morning, woke up, took bus to the polyclinic 2 stops away. Sorta hobbled.
After taking the xray examination.
Doctor:Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. i m not sure what this xray means. i have to consult a colleague of mine.
methinks:"omg, chum liao."
-after several moments the doc finally skipped(kinda) back in-
doc:it seems that you have fractured the bone in ur right ankle. A tranverse one. I will refer you to CGH a&e department. i will write you a referral letter. You have to wear a cast and learn how to use crutches for about 2 months. They wil arrange everything there.
methinks:"shit lah, aprils fool still one week away. you tell me this kind of crap expect me to believe?"
mesays:"ok."
I swore, my whole heart sank as i travelled to CGH.
Crutches=shit.
Cast=shit.
My life with em=shits times 2.
How am i gonna cope lor.
But then again, my luck is good la. The doc there said
"i cant see anything. I think it is just a sprain. if the swelling doesnt stop, come to me next week.. blah blah blah"
Wow, am so happy then can!
Almost died and gone to hillbilly heaven when i heard "no crutches"!
But fact is, ive sprained my ankle. and its really swollen.
i think its getting prone to sprains and twists now.
ive got to stop taking risks when i play sports.
Esp contact ones like soccer.
So no soccer for 2 months. A long time. but im just not gonna get onto the field (or anywhere else) and kick a ball. See me doing that, you can come and scold me or do whatever crap you want. My leg is more important.
Prevention is way way better than cure.actually, ive realised how ive been taking things in life for granted. You dont realise their importance until you actually lose them. Then youll start regretting and all.
Take my ankle for example, after spraining it 3 weeks ago, i didnt care and started running around again. Yesterday, it happened again and this time it was worse. So people, treasure what you have now!!! cherish em man. if not, one day, whoosh its all gone. and youll start asking urself questions.
Sigh. my ankle still hurts quite abit.
Hope the swelling heals within a week. really.
Twistin' at
10:06 PM
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Haven blogged for quite some time. Stupid tv programmes are driving me nuts and steering me off the studying life. CHANNEL 5. PLEASE STOP AIRING REALITY TV. oh well lol but then again its just me with my inability to resist these oh-ever-so-tempting temptations. Lets see, whats nice on tv the past few days!
1. pearl harbour
2. so you think you can dance
3.campus superstar (channel u though)
Oh ya congrats to clara on reaching the last 4.
and...esp the imba theresa!
4. epl shows airing so late (11pm on weekdays) =[
Ok, enough about this. So, Weizhou and i was at this ulu kembangan busstop waiting for the goddamned bus 67 today. (why do i always kena problematic bus 67 drivers.) Within the space of 10 seconds, 3, three,
THREE, bus 67s zoomed past without effing stopping!!! and all three were indians. Wad a coincidence la. Im not being racist ah, i just noticed all 3 of the bus drivers were indians. Maybe its because bus 67 come from little india? I wouldnt know. So, we bo bian. Sit on the bench talk cock. Suddenly, this lady, the only person with us at the busstop, had a pretty interesting conversation on her phone.
Lady: Hello, im calling to ask ah, why 3 bus 67 pass by kembagan bus stop without stopping. what is going on ah?
-the "bickering" continued for 5 mins-
Lady:Ok ok, you tell me, how long do i have to wait for e next bus ah?
-pause-
Lady:Im very upset by this leh. I hope you all can do something to improve it. If not i will have to consider writing to the strait times.
-hangs up-
Wtf. Just miss bus only. Must write to ST forums? Cmon. Why dont you go cut the grass at beside ur void deck or sth. At least thats contribution. Maybe the drivers just didnt see us, give them a break, bukit timah to tampines=no mean feat.
But im still pissed anyway. I was waving my guts out and you zoom past us 3 times. Show me some respect. i am a 1.76m tall student who knows rifle drill and comes from DHS lor.
So, in the end, we boarded bus 28. Then halfway thru the ride, (we were standing), i told Weizhou
Me: Eh, that auntie just now abit sot right?
wz (whispers): she behind you you ******.
So, i looked at the corner of my eye and there she was! sitting on a seat and looking at my back. head? not so sure, i just flushed and we immediately moved to e back of the bus. Wad an exciting bustrip back home. I seem to encounter alotta weird bus incidents. Oh but wth, i take bus for 6 yrs liao. you just HAVE to see things lol.
Hmmmm. Some really interesting videos for you guys. Am lazy to upload. So just click on the links! Lawl.
Daniel Chesterfield. -Some guy acting spastic and thinking hes a superb magician must watch!
Lip syncing. -I swear the guy behind and the guy on our right got knacks for producing some totally gay moves and facial expressions.
Enjoy! Ciao haha
Twistin' at
10:09 PM
Saturday, March 18, 2006
Bored.
So bored! Here are some really goofy picts for my readers! Enjoy! =]
Any Mourinho haters out there? LOL thank me man.
A knack Mr ivanloh possesses: Making spastic faces.
Forgot where i found this. Lol. Was on my comp.
A friend inspired me to post this pict.
A watch i blew for 120 bucks. lol.
Watched Goal! yesterday on the laptop. About this guy named Santiago Munez chasing his dream. A quote from the movie itself, "Dare to dream, and you get screwed."
It set me thinking for a moment, and if we really should go all out to achieve our dream, and if were actually able to afford the consequences when we, like, you know, get screwed. lol.
But thats not the point. The point is IT WAS A GREAT MOVIE. Not everything in it focuses on soccer, alotta stuff about life in England. (Makes me wanna go there even more =[)
Had a stupidly gay conversation with my bro this morning. Was asking him whether he was ever gonna watch Goal! at all.
me:Eh, you gonna watch Goal! at all? Damn nice leh, about this guy chasing his dream.
Bro:Nah. Wads the meaning behind everything.
me:that you shoud never give up while chasing your dream.
Bro:oh. im chasing my dream too. my dream is that i dream to have more free time. So if i watch this guy chasing his dream, then, i cant achieve my dream, because then i will spend my free time watching him chase his dream instead of trying to chase my own dream. So, i dun think im gonna watch it cos i need to chase my dream instead of watch him chase his dream.
-.-" gay analysis anyway. Lol.
Twistin' at
4:24 PM
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
End of Annual LC 2006.
Total hours slept in 60+ hours=less than 4.
Jeez, what a looong camp it was. but it was definitely a fun camp, filled with fun activities and fun people. Will not elaborate on the camp. The picts above summarise em all. =] Funny and gay stuff happened! Like boon wei whacking my entire head off with the door. Imba man. If i was miss Koh, bw=gg. Anyway bw if your reading this, i have already forgiven you anyway rofl. Brothers forever ymy?
Thanks to everybody out there who made my camp and enjoyable one! Special thanks to..
Moses and Peiting for being excellent coordinators.
Wenjie and Ivan Lau for nonstop entertainment and jokes even at 2am.
Ivan loh for conjuring up an emcee script 1hr before campfire.
Normen for punking up the entire camp.
Edwin for you-know-what HAHA.
And everybody else who made our camp a successful one!
During the final hours of camp itself, we had to do a survey. I did it with normen and boy, were we ever honest.
Things learnt by NormenSleep is important.
3 tables≠bed.
Things I learnt
dont mess with lau weng onn.
Hostel food stinks.
And i mean it, they cant cook properly man. The nuts were really nuts, they didnt even taste like nuts. Their corn dish was so corny i spat it out immediately after eating it. wtf. Their lychee drink. CHEE, so diluted and tasteless. The only good part about it was it was cold.
Sigh. Today was the last day for quite a number of my squadmates. Np life has become meaningless without them. A huge part of Npcc has been fragmented. It just isnt the same anymore.
Am dejected. This stupid dumb retirement shit, coupled with the fact that theres only 4 more days to school reopening has got me way down.
Super exhausted mentally and physcially.
Hopefully, tmr will be a better day =/
I say: Good Night
Twistin' at
8:35 PM
Sunday, March 12, 2006
Sian. Wanted to blog yesterday but was way too pooped to do so. had np from 8-hmmm 5? Almost the whole day was spent under the sun tying stuff and i swear im completely burnt now. On a lighter note, Im beginning to find hanging out with my squadmates fun. as when compared to sometime back where we were really cliquish. Yeah. if you get what i mean.
However, ive gotten wind of the people who HAVE to step down from Np. And i must say, it is quite a number. Ive looked at the list and WOW, alotta people were in it. Subdivided into 2 categories are those who have to step down and those who have a choice to step down. Quite a number were in for the latter. Hmm apparently theres a pattern to it.
If you fail any of your mocks, you get urself onto the optional list.Damn the dumb dhp. (I am not in any way insulting the people in DHP) If there werent any DHP around, i dun think there would have been a retire from cca early programme. Dumb shits. apparently, the school thinks that making you retire early from cca will spur you to 8a1s. ok, that sounds a tad too exaggerated. But the point im trying to make is your actually depriving students of an environment where they can chill and relax with their friends?!? and all in the name of studies. Cmon, we HAVE to step down by June. Yes. This year makes the entire difference. This year is make or break year. This year determines our future. But obviously, you cant just boot us out of the cca we have been in 4 years, and i daresay the last 3 months we spend in our cca are the best times we can actually spend together. Now, you implement this kind of shit plan, in a bid to TRY to improve our studies. Think of it, isit worth it?
Like duh, of cos it isnt. Its like segregation already. Wheres our society of equality? WHERE IS IT! Where is the justice??!
Bottomline: to hell with the retirement shit plan. Please think of us. Yes, retirement has its own benefits. but cca is like the only acceptable refuge we have from studies already.
My 1 week holiday (gulp) just started. Lets see. Overview of how im gonna spend it.
Sat:npcc 8am-530pm.
Sun:Free
Mon-wed: camp
thurs:SS project
Fri:English project
Sat:Aunts Wedding
Sun:Free
Wow, wad a not-so-hectic week ahead. And im only outlining the major events happening each day. So, virtually, my holiday is already gone. WheEEEee. According to these statistics, I have only less than 2 days left to complete my holiday hw and study for physics and emath test. what a wonderful life i lead. Hopefully, the camp will at leabe an escape from reality for me. =]
Tracking back to yesterday, It was a fun day! =] especially after the whole prep ended. The whole squad (well, almost) stayed back to play football, basketball and vball with the CIs. and it was pretty fun too.
Lets see. Me Ryan Edwin and Qiwen sir against ALL. so its like 4v7 or 4v8? lol. Fun game. Esp for Ryan and i. HAHAHA ryan are you reading this? nvm. During the prep itself, interesting things happened that words cant describe. Obviously it was a job for my handphone. Rofl. Enjoy anywayyy.
Colin tweaking the webbing. A job well done! =]
Nice view of Dhs hostel.
Ivan Loh looking ecstatic over this chore.
Ivan scrubbing with his utmost concentration. LOL.
So, Mr ivan loh was scrubbing the floor outside the storeroom when Mr L. Wenjie chimed in infront of EVERYBODY.
Wenjie: Ivan ah Ivan, i can just see you 10 years down the road.
LOL! at his comments!!! However, ivan loh, with a quick brain and spastic mentality, retorted back within the space of 0.00000001 second.
Ivan: At least my academic qualifications allow me to become a man with a job, you jobless boy.
LOL! hence prompting everyone around us to laugh and wenjie to shy away HAHAHA noober!
No offence meant to any of the two warring parties though rofl.
more dumb things happened yesterday, like wenjie asking on the bus why the aircon not producing hot air. I will not comment any further.
You can ask
The Joker himself though if you want, LOL.
Hmm. Dunno why im pretty addicted to rock songs atm. Fuel, alterbridge, b jovi, red hot chilli peppers etc. Theyre pretty nice! Unlike techno. When i listen to techno, i think of bio. hey wait it even sorta rhymes rofl.
Here are some songs i'm currently addicted to
1. Hemorrhage by Fuel
2. Open Your Eyes by Alter Bridge
3. Innocent by Fuel
4. Dirty Little Secret by Bon Jovi
5. Californication by rhcp
6. Metalingus by Alter Bridge
7. Broken Wings by Alter Bridge
Sigh. Must really start packing soon. Camp is in like a little bit over 12 hours.
Oh, to all those who havent noticed, Arsenal is in the last 8 of the CL!!! HAHAHah and they drew Benfica. Easy draw imo. Yesss!!! SWELL XR LOL.
Gtg.
Cya guys on Wed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twistin' at
10:37 AM
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Hi there.
Firstly, I would like to clarify some stuff.
Why do many people say that my blog is funny and entertaining and blah blah blah? Is it that funny? Lol. To be perfectly honest, I would actually like to inform my readers that:
ALL MY POSTS ACTUALLY CONTAIN DEEP INSIGHT. Hurhur. You just have to read between the lines, focus and absorb what I have posted, infer and then finally conclude.
You will reach a stage, namely:
ENLIGHTENMENT.
If you think this is hilarious, think again. I started this blog to let my readers think about life and its importance. The beauty of nature and the power of mankind. The values of life and the mindsets we possess. Think, my friends. Think.
Allow me to guide you out of this shrouding darkness and into a World of hope.
Allow me to vanquish all your doubts in life and become a confident being.
Allow me to enlighten you and to cast you into the depths of happiness and joy.
To do all this, I have only one request.
That is, read my blog, infer, and conclude.
3 steps.
RIC. Thank you.
Enough with the chit chat already. Got back my amath test yesterday. WOOTS i shocked my entire family and getting a phenomenal score for it. I SAY: can you do it?!
Heres my marks.
If you're laughing at this kinda crap mark, i would like to say go ahead. Im ashamed of myself too for getting this kinda score. Although many of the people in my class flunked it too, theres no reason why i flunked it even more badly. =[ Am speechless. 10 marks gone due to carelessness. Sigh.
BUT, on the bright side, i haven given up on amaths though. i still believe in amath and how it will act as a stepping stone to my bright future. Somehow, deep down in my heart, i believe amath will allow me to pave my way towards enlightenment, and pave my way to a better tmr. It will be the catylyst for my success. It will be also my glory in 10 years time.
But, bottomline: Screw Amaths. I got 10/40. A maths stinks!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH
Hmmm. Promised you guys for some interesting picts didnt i? Haha. Wait, arent the ones above interesting enough already. LOL oh nvm here goes anyway!
Then...
And now....
No offence to weilun. but i think these 2 people are simply wayyyyy too alike. hahaha!!!! Correct me if im wrong will ya?
To Mr Sng if your reading this:
Chill and flash your trademark smile =]
Enjoy anyway!
Oh, chem tmr. No QA, SONG BOH!
Dont have to rack my brains like nuts tonight.
watch this space `]
Twistin' at
6:49 PM
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
10 dollars.
10 whole bucks.
TEN SG DOLLARS.
A CRISP RED BILL.
5 BOWLS OF CHICKEN RICE.
MORE THAN 1 GV TICKET.
LIKE 100000 RUPEES.
Were actually gonna pay 10 more bucks for the yearbook!!!!!!!? WTF i remembered forking out 10 whole dollars from my own pocket last year for the goddamned book. and 4b aint got it yet whereas all the other classes have, and now the noobshit system wants us to pay again cos they dun know where the money is? You think everybody is Kurniawan? its 10 bucks!!! THATS 1/10 A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.
WTFFFFFFFFFFFF. So damn pissed. In the words of *****:Just take this as a lesson. BLAH BLAH BLAH. PLEASE COOPERATE AND BRING 10 BUCKS.
Ya right, you sinbads wife. why dun you try paying 20bucks for a late yearbook when everyone else pays 10 for an early one.
Bottomline: I aint gonna fork out my money for this kinda crap. LOLz. Make me man.
Solution:Rip off extra ones.
On a lighter note, crap jokes made up my day. Completely neutralised the boredom of various lessons (hint hint ss) LOL. Damn my life is just so full of...jokes? thanks to the guys in many class HAHAHA!
OH, flag raising today. wtf. My luck totally sucks. kpkb why last year rayongwitayakom (dun care la) people come, it was my turn to shout ( i think). This year tio me again. Damn sian when i heard mr teo saying: everybody sit down.
cos i wanted to sit down too.
Somewhere through the "ceremony" My nose started to itch reallll bad. BUT, cannot move. SO, bo bian. I resorted to making very weird facial expressions LOL. Call me stuntman or whatever but i just dont care. rofl. XD (for a moment i pictured myself looking like ivan loh)
Hmmm. Nothing more to talk about today. WOOTS except for the gayshit craptacular EHHHHHHH MATHS. I bet einstein could have failed it too. Wait, he was a Mathematican right? ROfl nvm. It was simply.... uber difficult. OMG LIM POH SENG AH I MISS U SOOOO MUCH.
Damn, cant post any interesting picts today cos my bro is using the main comp. But await my next post!
For it concerns our beloved principal and a famous F1 grand prix racer.
HAHHHHahah, picts of cos.
Watch this space anywayys. x)
and. screw bio tmr.
One last thing! guys out there!
Hemorrhage by Fuel is a fantabulous punkrock song. go get it now! lol
Twistin' at
10:08 PM
Sunday, March 05, 2006
Was shopping today at Isetan with my family. Entered the sports sector. Boooooooring! Its always the same old shoes on display. Old adidas sneakers, old nike tracks. Yawnz. Hmmm Isetan always seems to have the same shoes on display everytime i go there. Dumb way of doing business. Hm.. HOWEVER, i saw an interesting pair of shoes too!! XD
I mean, YUCKS. How fugly can a pair of soccer boots get? And it cost like 130bucks or so. =X
So, i decided to test the rather petite saleslady standing nearby. HAHAHA. or rather, have some fun.
Me holding the pair of shoes:
Excuse me, it says Brazil here. Isit made in Brazil or do the Brazilian footballers actually wear this kinda boots?
Saleslady:
The brazilians wear these boots sir.
Me:
Really? What can these boots do?
Saleslady:
Welllll. When it comes into contact with the ball,the ball will fly very hard and fast. It is also very light.
(LOL, that was the end of our conv. SO SPASTIC)
People who knows what im talking about, good for you XD.
Im never going there again.
Oh. For my friend. Nah. LOL. Swell!
haha. will stop now. am tired and gonna hit the sack lolz.
will blog sometime soon.
Twistin' at
10:53 PM
Saturday, March 04, 2006
For my friend =)
3 important things in your room:
1. Me
2. My hp
3. My bed
3 important things in your life
1. My family
2. My dog
3. Someone out there (No, Mike, it isnt you, LOL)
3 people you admire most
1. Lee Kuan Yew
2. Peter Jackson
3. Hmmmm. My bro? Lol.
3 people you loathe most
1. Mourinho (sry to all chelsea fans out there)
2. Bags of Shits
3. Gossips
3 colours you like most
1. Blue
2. Black
3. Orange
(I dun like getting blue-blacks tho rofl)
3 words to describe you
1. Godlike
2. Imba
3. Slackzz
3 flaws in you
1. I got no flaws
2. Wait, did i just waste one flaw?
3. Oops, I did. Too bad.
3 qualities you would like to find in the opposite gender
1. Nice
2. Able
3. Hmmm. Intelligent like me too? rofl
3 qualities you would like to find in your gender
1. Outgoing
2. Frank, straightforward
3. Sportsloving
(PS Im no gay pls dont come and look for me if you fulfil all the above criteria)
3 people I want to do this survey
1. Mich
2. Sms
3. My Bro
HAha, im bored. =(
Twistin' at
9:39 PM
Yippee.
After more than 3 hours of working and working and working and working and working and working and working and working and working, I finally did my part for the Chemistry project!
My topic-EuTROPHication.
My like for it-0%
My dislike for it-100%
Hours spent-3.5.
Hours wasted-3.5
What i deserve-A TROPHy. Duh.
Shit, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME. Why am i making lame jokes! Argh am too pooped to think of stuff to say. Will blog some other time. Maybe later.
SIAN.
Twistin' at
6:45 PM
Friday, March 03, 2006
To the Loser out there: DIE.
Stuffs happened today that made me pleased, pissed etc.
Went to school on time. Attended the Geog Rally Speech by Aud's group. Must say it was pretty innovative and interesting! Good job! The chopsticks part was creative too haha! Damn, must do well for the speech too. I'll try to speak like Martin Luther King. Rofl.
After that, some PRC group called PRP (wait was it PRC) did some of their speech. Their accent is pretty amusing (not in a bad way or whatever, later i land myself in jail bacause of this), and they spoke as if they rapped. HAHA, brothers and sisters of Jayzee.
HOWEVER, shit happened after school, which still leaves me fuming even when i think of it now.
Was lunching in e canteen with a bunch of friends at the last table. So, this "friend" (I deem this bag of shit as a "friend" because he aint my friend no more. Well, for the moment at least.) So this bag of shit got up from his seat(beside me), and for no reason whatsoever, took my zappel drink (filled to the brim) and dangled it over the dustbin. I turned to look at this bag of shit and he gave an incredibly stupefying smirk as if it was the funniest thing in HIS world. I stared at him, trying to predict what this stupid bag of shit will pull off next.
He dropped my drink into the bin. And all because, wait, because of what? I was just sitting there eating.
All my friends at the table looked at him. And he looked back at them with a grin so wide it actually looked hideous on him, and he looked on as if expecting the whole table to burst out laughing any moment. But actually, none of them said anything.
I stared at him hard and told him to buy me another drink, and he shook his head vigorously, still giving that amazingly stupid grin and came to sat across me.
And said: Buy it yourself, its only 40cents. HAHAHA!
I didnt say anything, because i was REALLY REALLY REALLY controlling my temper. I dont really have an enormous threshold for stupidity, and, you know, yeah. I would have whacked him if i were still in primary school. And I could have whacked him in the canteen if my instinct didnt stop me.
But I told myself: I dont want to get myself into shit by hitting shit. Theres no use.
You might ask: Whats the big deal? Its only 40cents.
But i can tell you, its not the price thing. Even if it was plain water, I would have been pissed too. Put yourself in my shoes, and you will know how i felt. The mockery, the insult, and all these falls intohis "Jokes" Category. As i said earlier, its not the price. Its actually the matter on PRINCIPLES. Maybe its because his parents never taught him when he was young. Yeah that must be it.
To that bag of shit out there:
Enough is enough. You think you're popular? Think again, you fagcrack. Every 5 sentences of words you manage to conjure, 2 are actually insults of someone. You laugh at people who have no friends, think again. Do you have alot of friends? I can bet that all you have are temporary ones, if you get what i mean. Your attitude is totally bullshit, and you niao people 24/7. C'mon, you think that is how you should enlarge your social circle? Just go jump off a building and die already, at least you'll give off methane and become useful to the environment.
You think you're soo funny, but too bad. You're not. You're just a good actor in the inside and on the outside. Your jokes are mean and unfunny, and most importantly, theyre stupid. I can tell you this: Niaos fall into 2 categories. Unfriendly and friendly. Yours is the former. Most peoples' niaos fall under the latter.
SO, wake up from your slumber already! Unless you dont wanna have any lifelong friends, please take a change in personality. Dont keep pissing people off. Its just not right.
Bottomline: Maybe you should just try growing a brain and think before you do or speak. It'll help alot.
Self-consolation, pent-up anger and frustration, whatever you call it. Im merely typing out my thoughts. I just can't tolerate this bag of shit any longer.
To him:
Watch out. For your drink on Monday. If you happen to buy any drink, that is. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. I'll make your drink disappear and give you a smirk. Should you whack me, guess what i'm gonna do.
L<---------------------------------
Twistin' at
10:53 PM
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Dumb Jerks at Work.
Gosh. Woke up at 620am today, was pondering whether to go to school or not due to my twisted/sprained/dysfunctional ankle. Below is a short extract of what i did in the wee hours today.
620am-Woke up. Checked my timetable. Sonofagun double A Maths and E Maths today. Cannot miss.
623am-Limped around the house, testing out my poor foot. Apparently it hurts even when i attempted to climb the stairs.
625am-Woke my mum up. Asked her whether if it was ok if i missed school today.
Me: Hey mum, my ankle is hurting like nuts. Can i stay home?
Mum: Let me see.......................... Wow, its swollen.
Me: Yes, totally.
Mum: Ok. Miss today lor.
630am: Brushed my teeth. SUDDENLY differentiation popped into my mind. All the X's and numbers and chain rules god-knows-what-she-will-teach-next blah blah just skimmed through my head. Wonderment of whether im gonna be able to understand wth she's teaching on friday if i skipped today.
645am: SIGH. I stepped out of the house and "strolled" to the busstop, an ankle guard securely in place at my foot.
750am: Reached School. :)
And, I wasnt late, cos Donovan ticked my attendance even though i didnt attend flag raising. Thanks dude! Oh, and i skipped PE and evaded changing. YES. Two birds one stone.
The rest of the day isnt worth mentioning. UNTIL after school, played bridge with Ivan, Weizhou and Yanling. I must say, bridge is pretty fun. Especially for noobs like me who loves to bid anyway i like. An example:
Ivan:1 no trump.
Me: 2 no trump.
LOL. and they all laughed. HAHAHA! Well, at least i realized my mistake soon after. Dumb me.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Hope to play again with them anyway! Nice game, no bullshit and kping.
(HORH WEIZHOU?)
On the bus home, overheard ths conversation between 2 men.
Man 1: Eh, why this bus so damn !@$# slow?
Man 2: Got jam la, somemore this bus double decker, of course drive slowly la. All the busdrivers nowadays humji one.
Man 1: !$@%# We going to be late for the show leh! !@$$!
Man 2: What you want me to do? Call him to drive faster? Later he !@$@#$ us!
Man 1: !@!$@#$ man! We gonna miss the show!
Man 2: Aiya, this kind of laupok bus, drive faster also cannot. The drivers all scared will hit someone, plus the engine so ancient. Double blow man!
Man 1: !@$!$ SBS sucks man!
Wow, I cant believe SBS is getting attacked this way by a couple of bastards. Honestly, they should just alight at the next stop and take a cab or sth instead of grumbling throughout the whole ride, with the usage of expletives loud enough for people sitting 3 spaces ahead to hear. Having taken SBS buses for about 5 years or so, I think their service is fantastic already. Transport right at your doorstep, from 545am-12am everyday. What more can you ask for? But yet you see these ungrateful whiners who cannot even understand what the meaning of TRAFFIC JAM is. As if the driver wants to be stuck amid dozens of car instead of hanging out with his chumps at the interchange sipping coffee and having a break.
Nvm, you see things after 5 years of bus-taking.
Jerks, losers, nuts, they have em all.
Nvm, shall go sleep now. Long day tmr. Bleh.
Hmmmmm. Nice leg! Guess whose rofl XD.
Watch this space anywayyyys.
Twistin' at
10:10 PM
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
YAY.
Fun day! :) Firstly, Mrs Vora didnt come for lessons. Crapped for 2 periods with the guys (last 2 rows) and invented super duper corny jokes related to countries.
E.g. What country is very dirty?
Ans:GERMany. LOL.
and many many more!
Secondly, Geog period damn slack. Got this geog rally speech by David's group, where i defied death twice by "attacking" him two times. LOL.
David this is for you. L<--------------------------- Thirdly, stuff happened today that made me think 4B has alot of spirit within! =) yay! GO, 4B! :))))))))))
During Physics Prac, i worked with David .(Is "shit"the first word that comes to your mind?) Fortunately, nothing unfortunate happened. But sometime into the Prac, i decided to try and make/create/establish a short circuit; o.0 dunno wad got into me. Guess i'm a very experimental person. (But i think they say people who dare to try are winners huh.)
The ammeter reading maxed out totally, and there was smoke at the battery terminal. For a moment, I was pretty shocked. BUT David, he stared at it and whispered:
"Eh, got smoke leh."
"I burnt myself liao." (blowing my finger)
"Off the damn shit."
"Ok la."
I disconnected the circuit and the smoking stopped almost immediately.
Man, if i got caught by Mr Koh, another fair conduct grade.
And all because of my experimental nature.
Moral of the story: Dont play with circuits. Electricity kills.
Before i sign off, heres some interesting picts I wanna dedicate to all my readers out there! =)
Please feel free to comment on them!
Ivan Loh trying to look his best.
Me before some gay concert. (Random Boredom)
KH and his kickass Rolls. XD
4B's beloved Chairperson and his WOMD, a chair.
There, hope you guys like it! =)
Btw, to all my readers out there, pls tag! I would like to see who reads this space.
Ciaoz.
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8:56 PM
