Evolution is my metamorphosis

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Dumb Jerks at Work.

Gosh. Woke up at 620am today, was pondering whether to go to school or not due to my twisted/sprained/dysfunctional ankle. Below is a short extract of what i did in the wee hours today.

620am-Woke up. Checked my timetable. Sonofagun double A Maths and E Maths today. Cannot miss.
623am-Limped around the house, testing out my poor foot. Apparently it hurts even when i attempted to climb the stairs.
625am-Woke my mum up. Asked her whether if it was ok if i missed school today.
Me: Hey mum, my ankle is hurting like nuts. Can i stay home?
Mum: Let me see.......................... Wow, its swollen.
Me: Yes, totally.
Mum: Ok. Miss today lor.
630am: Brushed my teeth. SUDDENLY differentiation popped into my mind. All the X's and numbers and chain rules god-knows-what-she-will-teach-next blah blah just skimmed through my head. Wonderment of whether im gonna be able to understand wth she's teaching on friday if i skipped today.

645am: SIGH. I stepped out of the house and "strolled" to the busstop, an ankle guard securely in place at my foot.
750am: Reached School. :)
And, I wasnt late, cos Donovan ticked my attendance even though i didnt attend flag raising. Thanks dude! Oh, and i skipped PE and evaded changing. YES. Two birds one stone.

The rest of the day isnt worth mentioning. UNTIL after school, played bridge with Ivan, Weizhou and Yanling. I must say, bridge is pretty fun. Especially for noobs like me who loves to bid anyway i like. An example:

Ivan:1 no trump.
Me: 2 no trump.

LOL. and they all laughed. HAHAHA! Well, at least i realized my mistake soon after. Dumb me.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Hope to play again with them anyway! Nice game, no bullshit and kping.
(HORH WEIZHOU?)

On the bus home, overheard ths conversation between 2 men.
Man 1: Eh, why this bus so damn !@$# slow?
Man 2: Got jam la, somemore this bus double decker, of course drive slowly la. All the busdrivers nowadays humji one.
Man 1: !$@%# We going to be late for the show leh! !@$$!
Man 2: What you want me to do? Call him to drive faster? Later he !@$@#$ us!
Man 1: !@!$@#$ man! We gonna miss the show!
Man 2: Aiya, this kind of laupok bus, drive faster also cannot. The drivers all scared will hit someone, plus the engine so ancient. Double blow man!
Man 1: !@$!$ SBS sucks man!

Wow, I cant believe SBS is getting attacked this way by a couple of bastards. Honestly, they should just alight at the next stop and take a cab or sth instead of grumbling throughout the whole ride, with the usage of expletives loud enough for people sitting 3 spaces ahead to hear. Having taken SBS buses for about 5 years or so, I think their service is fantastic already. Transport right at your doorstep, from 545am-12am everyday. What more can you ask for? But yet you see these ungrateful whiners who cannot even understand what the meaning of TRAFFIC JAM is. As if the driver wants to be stuck amid dozens of car instead of hanging out with his chumps at the interchange sipping coffee and having a break.
Nvm, you see things after 5 years of bus-taking.
Jerks, losers, nuts, they have em all.

Nvm, shall go sleep now. Long day tmr. Bleh.
Hmmmmm. Nice leg! Guess whose rofl XD.

Watch this space anywayyyys.

Twistin' at 10:10 PM