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Sunday, April 30, 2006

James Gomez Fiasco

Thi guy really makes me lmao man.
Apparently he filled in an election form, then proceeded to put the form in an envelope, THEN into his bag. LOL. instead of handing it in to the authorities, he did all of the above. HAHHAHA. Member of Workers Party too, challenging the hmm? not sure which GRC, should be either Sembawang or Aljunied. Correct me if im wrong. But surely, (IMO) this will diminish their chances?

Soooo.. Mr Gomez insisted he had handed the form in. and insisted and insisted until SUDDENLY, everybody realized that there was a security camera at the place of event! Which was how the above came to light. HAHAHAHA IF I WERE YOU MR GOMEZ, i will be damn paiseh la.
OH well, at least he apologised in the end. If not, i say good game ah.

Hmmm. Bro flying off to Japan on Tuesday with 3 of his friends on a 9day trip while me, child prodigy and future bigshot is stuck in Singapore doing the following things:

1) Study for the many tests coming up.
2) Endure my A Maths Test Results.
3) Wake up at 545am for 4 days next week.

Sigh. Life is really unfair.


But luckily im not James Gomez. Heh.

ooh oh ya, heres a crush calculator, got alot of spastic theories behind it hahaha.
Just have a go here, wont you? in the name of fun! :]
Twistin' at 12:01 PM Saturday, April 29, 2006

Spastic.

Twistin' at 4:52 PM Friday, April 28, 2006

Vanquished.

There isnt really much to say these days.
Am feeling pretty negative recently.
Maybe time will solve all things,

but maybe its alr a case of too little too late..
maybe

Didnt go to school today, cause of abdominal pains at abt 6am. Turned out to a gay stomach flu when i went to the doc's. wth... today got amaths somemore, hope i didnt really miss much of em.

Ohwells. Will attempt to type out more in my next post.
And yeah on a lighter note, arsenal is in the finals for champions league :D
Twistin' at 1:30 PM Saturday, April 22, 2006

Just returned from the market. Went there at about, say9am? and had my breakfast there.
ALONE.
My parents stayed at home having toast and coffee lol. So i told myself "Do i wanna eat starch or good food?"
Obviously i chose the latter, so i headed to the market opposite my house.
I remember, a few years back, the market was a rather filthy one. Cigarette butts were everywhere, it was deadset noisy and people were always bustling around.

Now, things are different.
After the massive renovation a few months back, the seats and tables have all changed to a brighter shade of colour. The tiles of the floor were removed and fixed with prettier one, theres even an information booth so that lost children can head there. Halfway through the meal, I realised to my surprise there was also a PA system installed in the market.
"Stall XXX is having a discount. I repeat, stall XXX is having a discount."
You can also pay for your meals with a cashcard too. Some of the table cleaners even come equipped with walkie talkies.
Once a market, now a shopping mall.
Ah, the melancholy of change aint it?


Hmm sth interesting happened during my visit!
While i was waiting for the noodles, something caught the attention of my eyes.



This was the zhao pai of the shop la. It totally shocked me, i mean, people expect to see food on it, not a picture of a balding man in a white singlet.
Hmmm. Maybe their version of popularity and coolness is a wee bit different, isnt it?
To my horror, as i looked closer, this is what i saw.



The uncle on it was exhaling smoke out of his nose.
Cigarette smoke, i reckon. hahahaha.
which of course, inspired me to take a picture of it.
Oh. forgot to upload a picture of the sky outside my flat yesterday.


It was raining, but the sky, it wasnt really grey. Instead, it was a rather pretty shade of crimson. The rain, accompanied with the sky, the thunder and the lightning.
A great sight to behold : )
cos you just dont see stuff like that often, they pop out of the blue, and theres really nth you can do about em.

Twistin' at 10:19 AM Friday, April 21, 2006

Sian diao

Today has been sucky.
It started out fine.. but stuff happened at night that really made me...feel down.. i guess.
Ive got this really bad notion of stuff happening now.
OH WELL, shall just let nature take its course.
Dont ask me what happened anyway.
Damn i really need some time to think now.

Some pretty good music down here
Be My Escape - Relient K
Catch Your Wave - The Click 5
The Shadown Proves The Sunshine - Switchfoot
Politicians - Switchfoot
Summerlights- Air TV

Really nice! Takes your mind off stuff! : D
Twistin' at 10:26 PM Thursday, April 20, 2006

Wtf. Just my luck.
This is exactly what happened.
During bio lesson, Audrey suddenly spun around and showed off her handcuffs to david and i, apparently bought from italy. David toyed with it for a bit, then proceeded to handcuff my hand to the table. In the name of fun, coupled with the fact that she wasnt really teaching us anything (IMO), I didnt resist. So i got locked to the table for about say, several minutes? Somehow, mrs lim spotted david and i fiddling with sth under our desks, and immediately stood there and glared at us.

Boys being boys, both of us couldnt stop ourselves from laughing. well not really laughi, but we couldnt really contain our laughter cos she just kept giving that face and staring at us. Also i couldnt put my left hand on the table, cos you know, yeah. HAHAHA then audrey was also trying to suppress her laughter. FINALLY, mr huang zhiheng saw what was going on and started to look at his feet and giggle, ok not giggle its for girls, laugh too!

You can imagine the situation la.
One teacher stopping her trademark-droner lesson and staring at 4 people producing muffled laughters.
In the end, david finally uncuffed me with the goddamned keys (without the knowledge of mrs lim of course), and i put my hand on the table again! So far so good. My brain then proceeded to rack up a stupid excuse as to why we were laughing.

"i was telling a joke teacher."
"WHY? CAN SHARE WITH THE CLASS? SINCE EVERYONES SO BORED"
(she didnt shout, but she was very unpleasant. it was our fault, i admit it, even till now. I dont deny its not our fault.)
"not really. i forgot what i said and it wasnt really funny."

THEN WTF THE BIG PART CAME.
She told me to go up and receive a form. saying
"actually dun want to do it in front of e class, but i have no choice you see."
I thought it was some big case scenario, so, obviously you could imagine my plight then. For the first time this year i started to really panick la.

A BIG CASE SCENARIO COS I LAUGH DURING BIO.

upon receiving the form, TO MY ECSTASY, its just because i was late for 3 times.
apparently, i landed myself a misdemeanour.
Oh, my ever-so shortlived joy. Cannot get excellent conduct grade liao.
Then she started to lecture us about the conduct and attitude of our class. Damn sian i tell you. She just gives me the impression that shes disinterested in teaching, i dunno if its the same with 4a or other classes too. Even david agrees with me.

During a normal bio lesson, she'll never fail to give that face while teaching, as if our whole class owed her a million dollars or sth. Maybe its her natural face and she cant do anything bout it, BUT WTH, at least show some enthusiasm la.
Ok, maybe today i wasnt really paying attention. But then you werent really teaching and i swear WHEN your teaching, i will pay attention one.

Sian. I always have undesirable relationships with form teachers.
Sec1-Tan tui gee introduced me to Mr kiw.
Sec2-Mr siva. Woohoo, no. of reflections i wrote for him is abt 100000000
Sec3-Miss Azlin. So far the best yet. I was late 21 times in a single year and not even a single letter of warning was issued. But Ms lim beats her hands down in teaching amath la sad to say. Oh, and she likes to grin when i crack jokes to liven things up too. This, is what i call, OPEN MINDEDNESS and FLEXIBILTY.
Sec4-Mrs Lim. So far so bad. Im expecting at the most a good conduct grade during midyear.
Ill rejoice if i get that i tell you.

OK enough of pissed up stuff.
time to clarify something which is of PARAMOUNT importance.



I
AM
NOT
RICK.
so stop calling me rick puh-leasee.






Call me rick zhang.


Ok that was a joke stick to wj instead.
Im gonna explain how i got the name rick, and WHY you should not call me rick.
In Perth, upon meeting my host, we started a convo.
Host: Hey how'd you doing? My name is Joey, nice to meet you!
Me:Great! Pleased to meet you too. Im wj.
J:wee jay (took him several seconds)
J's mum:Nono u got him wrong its weiii jei my lad.
After several moments, they still couldnt pronounce this sacred name properly.
Come to think of it, it kinda irked me that time. Playing with my name!
I hate it when people play with peoples names rofl.
(heh heh)

Suddenly,
j's mum:Could we call you rick dear?
me:Rick?
her:Yes. R-I-C-K.
methinks:Wth i know how its spelt but of all names why rick???!?
WHY NOT GOD OR STH.
mesays:Sure!

HENCE, MY DEAR FRIENDS, THIS WAS HOW RICK CAME ABOUT.

ok. now to the practical part. 5 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT CALL ME RICK.
1)Im not rick.
2)I dont like this name.
3)It pisses me up!!!! lol
4)Rick sounds gay.
5)Wj>Rick. OK?!

SO GUYS CUT IT OUT ALR!!

ciao for the moment ''!
Twistin' at 10:11 PM Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Ok, changed my blog addy! So now its officially named...
www.deeptempest.blogspot.com!
ok like duh if your here means you know already! hahaha
lmao ok some reasons why i changed my addy!
1) too many people reading my blog, esp ppl whom im not comfortable with.
2) got teachers know my blog (mrs lim, miss ng）
3) i cannot attack people i loathe, abhor and detest. Hence i have 0 freedom of speech.
4) Its time to stop posting irrelevant stuff.
5) im running out of gay stuff to entertain viewers. ppl treat my blog as an entertainment site. BUT ITS NOT I TELL YOU.
Thats abt all! Will blog next time soon!
OHhh. and thanks you sms for that hippo kinder bueno! :D]


Ciao '
Twistin' at 8:20 PM Sunday, April 16, 2006

Hmm. time to blog.

Thursday- Sports day & Unit outing
Sports day was...one hell of a day. Went to the other end of singapore for the annual sports meet together with ngee ann temasek and chong cheng. it was rather lame, ok, not rather, but terribly. After watching football on tv, and after watching their stadiums, THEN, come to jurong stadium, i wanted to lmao man! Worse still, it started drizzling not long after we reached. But at least can see the CCHSM (whatever) girl runners though! (cos we were sitting in a tent at the ground floor) Most of them were really gdlooking! heh.
Dunno who were the winners in the end cos NPCC had to siam off at 4 cos of the bbq. AHH, the better part of the day!
Met up with the aussies (saw my host too) and engaged with them in a variety of games. (sports and gay stuff like sandcastle building). played soccer with one aussie guy too.
Then the bbq sorta started. and me and LAU WENG ONN had to stood guard over all of the bags. Actually it was no biggie our pit was just like 10 steps away. hahaha. So we didnt really do any bbq, but ate the bbqed food instead rofl.

ok. Then came the funniest part of the night. Some of our juniors played soccer with me, ryan, weng onn, colin and weizhou. well, actually, colin came in halfway! so it was like 9v4. Then again they were sec1s. We started playing at about 9(rofl) and ended at abt 10plus. You cant really see anything except white figures darting about and a ball rolling around. and everytime u get close to the goalmouth, the whole game turns into a wrestling competition hahaha.
There was a very very hilarious scenario at the goalmouth, where ryan was in posession of e ball. He whacked the ball damn hard, then suddenly the ball disappeared. So i was like "Song boh goal right?"
Then i spun around, and saw the ball bouncing away at the right side of the open area. (it was out by alot cos of a deflection) HAHAHA damn funny lah i tell you and everybody started laughing straightaway. XD

Ok, then went home, slept and went off to aloha changi the next day. brought a soccer ball along too. So many stuffs happened at the chalet! rather fun one too. played mj, bridge, blackjack etc. Will not elaborate on anything except for the "midnight" part!
We watched dollmaster! Sad to say, it was a poor film. Why do all korean films always use those kinda stereotypical scaring skills on us viewers. Disc one was a complete bore. Disc 2 had some scare factors and gory parts.
But the scary parts were kinda lame, totally expected. At first nobody. Then, turn around, a doll with ridiculously small pupils pops out and the background music went a thousand notches up. you know, from "bzzzz" to "BZ". LOL ok you know wad i mean.
And the ending was illogical to, sad to say.

After that, we played indian poker for one hour plus. (i learnt how to play that game finally!) Pretty spastic, but very good game if your in need of some laughs! (hor ryan?) HAHAHA. Then showed off my magical tricks which baffled most of the audience except the logical thinker Alan. There was one part i screwed up though! The part where i had to poduce the card after making a mess out of the entire deck. For more info, you can ask moses, geraldine, joanne, ryan, weizhou etc. hahaha i swore it really got all of us cracking up.
All in all, it was a fantastic chalet! Although the whole place was rather messed up with junk food wrappers and other crap. we had fun as a squad, and also had fun as an individual! =] ill do anything to have another squad chalet again!

Ok. good long post today. Have to get started on the geog crap soon. If not ill have to suffer the wrath of Mrs Chin. bleh
Twistin' at 3:32 PM Wednesday, April 12, 2006

BackToBack

Woohoo. havent came online for, hm, say, 3 days? been mugging and studying and mugging and studying during this period of time! im amazed by my own willpower. I mean, not signing into msn for THREE WHOLE DAYS, i bet not many of you out there can achieve this feat hahaha!

oh well, im also pretty pleased to say im following all the lessons, well, UP TO NOW that is. My seat's real good, got jokes(david) + got help(zhiheng). Killing 2 birds with one stone, hahahaha.
ok. was on bus today with a friend. So, the bus is filled with lotsa people and i went
me:Wl, so many ppl on the bus.
fren:Cos SBS bus stands for Sibei Song bus.
LOL!?!?!? what a stupidly funny joke, and my sian-ness dissipated almost immediately! =)
Lmao ok enough crap.
Hmmmmmm. was flipping through the newspapers recently, and there was this online debate, whereby some guy named pony whatever was criticising people who comes from ITE, poly Etc.

"The fact that we can do better in all the exams up till now means that we have a better learning ability that the rest of you."

How childish. And such arrogance. Insipid mindless words. Well, IMO anyhow.
This person's thinks hes so great and owns the world just cos he IS(maybe, who knows actually) in JC. i mean, wtf, grades aint everything, you stupid snail. Get out of your shell and face the goddamned world. What a retard pls. If i go to poly, and you bull in front of me about your "superiority", you die i tell you.
Haha ok enough of morons now.

On a lighter note, i saw my australian host Joey today! Still as cool and as hip as ever. Woohoo, throw him a dirtbike and he'll start revving, throw him a car and he's zoomed off. Cool aint it? hahaha. Come to think of it, aussie life is wayyy cooler than sg life.
i swear imma immigrate to some country when i have loads of money, (prefably spain) and immerse myself in their culture, language and life. whee. that will be sooooo perfect. ill then be fulfilling my aspiracion. (dunno how its spelt, but its actually aspiration in spanish.)

Went through a period of crapping (mrs vora didnt come), where david, zhiheng, yujun and i qi xin xie li to shoot spastic videos. So far, there have been 2 episodes.
1) The mystery of the flip open handphones.
2) The mystery of the stopping fan.
Theyre total sellouts! For this video (dhs students can get them for free), come look for me/david/zhiheng today!
Cheers! =] honestly, my class full of spastic people hahaha.

Sports day tmr, after that, unit outing! Whee. Weekend of enjoyment for me YES!
Oh, before i sign off, i have to thank wilbur pan(isit spelt correctly)for lending me her air pump! Thank you thank you thank you :))))))
Haha, oh ya, heres a compilation of "stupid until funny jokes" by david, jonathan and me.
ENJOY! XD

What band does football players dislike most?
Yellowcard.

Who cannot comb centre parting?
Wu Zhong Xian.

What band very cheap?
50 cent.

What person likes to snatch eggs?
Our beloved President Nathan.

What insect very cheap?
Centipede.

Why is mr lee so afraid of mr chew?
Because Mr Chew Tah Lee.

What football player always loses his car?
Roberto Carlos.

What do you call a young mango?
Mangosteen.

Disclaimer: The above information is not meant to "attack" anybody. Any coincidences are purely unintended. (esp Mr Nathan and our Pe teacher.)

Ok, pretty corny disclaimer. hahaha
Twistin' at 6:41 PM Saturday, April 08, 2006

Yesterday, many stuffs happened! reached home at about 9 plus, got down to dinner, finished my amaths, then hit the sack after sending sms and kq wellwishes for their italy trip. (urgh, 10 days, im jealous)

So, about 1130pm, while i was dozing away, oblivious to the outside world, major shit happened.

My aircon went off.
Within 1 minute, i woke up, starting to sweat profusely cos u know, i was pretty blanketed. Damn HOT, i tell you. I got out of my room and realised that the whole house was pitch black. So, it finally struck me-BLACKOUT. and on the 4th floor only. -curses- so suay. All my neighbours were getting out of their houses when i looked out the window. Apparently, they were checking if the situation was the same with their fellow neighbours.

SO, i went back to sleep wout blankets, this time opening the windows. I tried switching on the lights, but nth happened. (duh.) Then, i wondered wth was happening to my room and realised there was a blackout. HAHAHA, dunno wad happened to me but perhaps, maybe, and most certainly, i was in a daze, like, cos i just woke up. So, i fell asleep. BUTTTTTTTTTT not more than 15 minutes, the aircon started working again, the lights went on and my dog started barking.

Song boh.
So i had to get up again to close the windows, switch off the lights and went downstairs to hush my dog. (didnt know why she started barking though) Then, dazedly, i plumped onto my bed and fell asleep again.

Not more than 15mins, the aircon went off again and i woke up, both cursing and sweating profusely this time. WTF. i refuse to type out what happened in the end, except that i finally fell asleep at 1220am, amidst karaoke songs sung by my NEIGHbours, LITERALLY, cos they sing like horses.

Haiz, online now to finish chem project. it was supposed to be completed a long long time ago, BUT, with a thousand thanks to SWZ who did a fantabulous and splendid job out of the casestudy and questionaire, i had to come online and redo everything! (almost)

Sigh, been skipping Pe recently due to my foot. Like, two times in row? ill be taking it next thurs though, hey wait, sports day next thurs. Hai, the AGony of sprained AGnkles man (pun fully intended). sitting there like a disabled junk while watching my friends run.
Nvm. At least its healing.

Before i sign off, heres a pretty funny video!
HAHAHA.
this dumb ghost, draped over a white cape, was trying to steal stuff when she bumped over a table and revealed herself to be a woman in her mid30s. LOL. Watch it or you'll be missing out on a good laugh.
Twistin' at 12:58 PM Wednesday, April 05, 2006

hello all! bio test tmr and im sitting down here blogging.
I can say im pretty confident for the test. one repeated chapter, another chapter which i studied during sec 2. So on the whole, should be ok la.
Just got wind from my favourite chemistry teacher Miss Ng that she frequents my blog! Omg, 2 teachers altogether! Mrs Lim and Miss Ng, no wonder they say good things always come in pairs. HAHAHA.
Ok, dear Miss Ng, if you're actually reading this, please tag! LOL. and stun everybody including me yah?

Nth much to blog out. School is really getting darn tough with all the crazy tests and assignments. Its pretty hard to keep i say. I can really feel the heat now! If you get what i mean, its never been like this during lower secondary. I miss that life.
After school, get to bbcourt/field and whack balls with classmates then play hide and seek with Mr Siva. Oh man, the pure enjoyment.
Oh, the thrill (well, not exactly, but in a certain way) of DnT plus HE lessons, 3 periods each week! Wow!
And to think i used to dislike ACC in the past. Just copy and thats all.

And now, we get periods like interaction periods. Hahaha. No offense, but i think theyre totally useless man. IMO they TOTALLY should be replaced by lessons such as Amaths. I could use the extra work i tell you. Sighs.

getting pretty late now. Ok i know for some of you the night's still young hahaha. But for me its witching hour already! The big match starts in less than 4 hrs! o.0
Can barely wait. haha.
Oh, almost forgot, for all those who like watching the game, heres a compilation of videos of Freddy Adu, 17years old now if im not wrong. yup. JC year one lorh.

bb anyway!
Twistin' at 10:27 PM Saturday, April 01, 2006

EDIT-on further thinking on my part, i have decided to omit this particual section out for the better good of my friend and I-EDIT

Ok, been a nice (and productive) day today. Went out to tm with my mum to get myself a pair of nike shoes. (the soles of my old one came off just like that) Browsed thru Isetan, saw this billabong sling bag. Isit nice? i need opinions badly lol.





Passed by my friend's store.



Then, we headed to the accursed supermarket, NTUC.





horrors of horrors, i tell you. its always so crowded (ESP ON WEEKENDS WHERE THOSE AUNTIES DECIDE TO HAVE A GAY OUTING) and those stupid baskets full of canned goods and veggies and fruits always hit me.

Basket! So pain!

After an hour or so in Hell, we headed home.
No. of NTUC bags we had=6
No. of NTUC I carried=5

Im like so filial. HARHARHA.
Reached home, had dinner, and here i am, typing out stuff.
Hmmm, ive realised that the daniel chesterfield video is gaining immense popularity among my friends. Its on the handphones of peeps like david, pinrui, tedrid. lol.
So i hereby swear to discover more funny videos! HAHAHA. So stay tuned and watch this space anyway!!!

Here's one anyway. you'll see some pretty funny stuff. and a DAMNED FUNNY TWIST in the end LOL. Believe me.

haha, and oh, this pict just got me cracking everytime i see it. i dunno why, it reminds me of a friend. HAHAHA.




Ciao for the moment!


Twistin' at 7:35 PM