Evolution is my metamorphosis

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

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Woohoo. havent came online for, hm, say, 3 days? been mugging and studying and mugging and studying during this period of time! im amazed by my own willpower. I mean, not signing into msn for THREE WHOLE DAYS, i bet not many of you out there can achieve this feat hahaha!

oh well, im also pretty pleased to say im following all the lessons, well, UP TO NOW that is. My seat's real good, got jokes(david) + got help(zhiheng). Killing 2 birds with one stone, hahahaha.
ok. was on bus today with a friend. So, the bus is filled with lotsa people and i went
me:Wl, so many ppl on the bus.
fren:Cos SBS bus stands for Sibei Song bus.
LOL!?!?!? what a stupidly funny joke, and my sian-ness dissipated almost immediately! =)
Lmao ok enough crap.
Hmmmmmm. was flipping through the newspapers recently, and there was this online debate, whereby some guy named pony whatever was criticising people who comes from ITE, poly Etc.

"The fact that we can do better in all the exams up till now means that we have a better learning ability that the rest of you."

How childish. And such arrogance. Insipid mindless words. Well, IMO anyhow.
This person's thinks hes so great and owns the world just cos he IS(maybe, who knows actually) in JC. i mean, wtf, grades aint everything, you stupid snail. Get out of your shell and face the goddamned world. What a retard pls. If i go to poly, and you bull in front of me about your "superiority", you die i tell you.
Haha ok enough of morons now.

On a lighter note, i saw my australian host Joey today! Still as cool and as hip as ever. Woohoo, throw him a dirtbike and he'll start revving, throw him a car and he's zoomed off. Cool aint it? hahaha. Come to think of it, aussie life is wayyy cooler than sg life.
i swear imma immigrate to some country when i have loads of money, (prefably spain) and immerse myself in their culture, language and life. whee. that will be sooooo perfect. ill then be fulfilling my aspiracion. (dunno how its spelt, but its actually aspiration in spanish.)

Went through a period of crapping (mrs vora didnt come), where david, zhiheng, yujun and i qi xin xie li to shoot spastic videos. So far, there have been 2 episodes.
1) The mystery of the flip open handphones.
2) The mystery of the stopping fan.
Theyre total sellouts! For this video (dhs students can get them for free), come look for me/david/zhiheng today!
Cheers! =] honestly, my class full of spastic people hahaha.

Sports day tmr, after that, unit outing! Whee. Weekend of enjoyment for me YES!
Oh, before i sign off, i have to thank wilbur pan(isit spelt correctly)for lending me her air pump! Thank you thank you thank you :))))))
Haha, oh ya, heres a compilation of "stupid until funny jokes" by david, jonathan and me.
ENJOY! XD

What band does football players dislike most?
Yellowcard.

Who cannot comb centre parting?
Wu Zhong Xian.

What band very cheap?
50 cent.

What person likes to snatch eggs?
Our beloved President Nathan.

What insect very cheap?
Centipede.

Why is mr lee so afraid of mr chew?
Because Mr Chew Tah Lee.

What football player always loses his car?
Roberto Carlos.

What do you call a young mango?
Mangosteen.

Disclaimer: The above information is not meant to "attack" anybody. Any coincidences are purely unintended. (esp Mr Nathan and our Pe teacher.)

Ok, pretty corny disclaimer. hahaha

Twistin' at 6:41 PM