Evolution is my metamorphosis

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Wtf. Just my luck.
This is exactly what happened.
During bio lesson, Audrey suddenly spun around and showed off her handcuffs to david and i, apparently bought from italy. David toyed with it for a bit, then proceeded to handcuff my hand to the table. In the name of fun, coupled with the fact that she wasnt really teaching us anything (IMO), I didnt resist. So i got locked to the table for about say, several minutes? Somehow, mrs lim spotted david and i fiddling with sth under our desks, and immediately stood there and glared at us.

Boys being boys, both of us couldnt stop ourselves from laughing. well not really laughi, but we couldnt really contain our laughter cos she just kept giving that face and staring at us. Also i couldnt put my left hand on the table, cos you know, yeah. HAHAHA then audrey was also trying to suppress her laughter. FINALLY, mr huang zhiheng saw what was going on and started to look at his feet and giggle, ok not giggle its for girls, laugh too!

You can imagine the situation la.
One teacher stopping her trademark-droner lesson and staring at 4 people producing muffled laughters.
In the end, david finally uncuffed me with the goddamned keys (without the knowledge of mrs lim of course), and i put my hand on the table again! So far so good. My brain then proceeded to rack up a stupid excuse as to why we were laughing.

"i was telling a joke teacher."
"WHY? CAN SHARE WITH THE CLASS? SINCE EVERYONES SO BORED"
(she didnt shout, but she was very unpleasant. it was our fault, i admit it, even till now. I dont deny its not our fault.)
"not really. i forgot what i said and it wasnt really funny."

THEN WTF THE BIG PART CAME.
She told me to go up and receive a form. saying
"actually dun want to do it in front of e class, but i have no choice you see."
I thought it was some big case scenario, so, obviously you could imagine my plight then. For the first time this year i started to really panick la.

A BIG CASE SCENARIO COS I LAUGH DURING BIO.

upon receiving the form, TO MY ECSTASY, its just because i was late for 3 times.
apparently, i landed myself a misdemeanour.
Oh, my ever-so shortlived joy. Cannot get excellent conduct grade liao.
Then she started to lecture us about the conduct and attitude of our class. Damn sian i tell you. She just gives me the impression that shes disinterested in teaching, i dunno if its the same with 4a or other classes too. Even david agrees with me.

During a normal bio lesson, she'll never fail to give that face while teaching, as if our whole class owed her a million dollars or sth. Maybe its her natural face and she cant do anything bout it, BUT WTH, at least show some enthusiasm la.
Ok, maybe today i wasnt really paying attention. But then you werent really teaching and i swear WHEN your teaching, i will pay attention one.

Sian. I always have undesirable relationships with form teachers.
Sec1-Tan tui gee introduced me to Mr kiw.
Sec2-Mr siva. Woohoo, no. of reflections i wrote for him is abt 100000000
Sec3-Miss Azlin. So far the best yet. I was late 21 times in a single year and not even a single letter of warning was issued. But Ms lim beats her hands down in teaching amath la sad to say. Oh, and she likes to grin when i crack jokes to liven things up too. This, is what i call, OPEN MINDEDNESS and FLEXIBILTY.
Sec4-Mrs Lim. So far so bad. Im expecting at the most a good conduct grade during midyear.
Ill rejoice if i get that i tell you.

OK enough of pissed up stuff.
time to clarify something which is of PARAMOUNT importance.

I
AM
NOT
RICK.
so stop calling me rick puh-leasee.

Call me rick zhang.

Ok that was a joke stick to wj instead.
Im gonna explain how i got the name rick, and WHY you should not call me rick.
In Perth, upon meeting my host, we started a convo.
Host: Hey how'd you doing? My name is Joey, nice to meet you!
Me:Great! Pleased to meet you too. Im wj.
J:wee jay (took him several seconds)
J's mum:Nono u got him wrong its weiii jei my lad.
After several moments, they still couldnt pronounce this sacred name properly.
Come to think of it, it kinda irked me that time. Playing with my name!
I hate it when people play with peoples names rofl.
(heh heh)

Suddenly,
j's mum:Could we call you rick dear?
me:Rick?
her:Yes. R-I-C-K.
methinks:Wth i know how its spelt but of all names why rick???!?
WHY NOT GOD OR STH.
mesays:Sure!

HENCE, MY DEAR FRIENDS, THIS WAS HOW RICK CAME ABOUT.

ok. now to the practical part. 5 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT CALL ME RICK.
1)Im not rick.
2)I dont like this name.
3)It pisses me up!!!! lol
4)Rick sounds gay.
5)Wj>Rick. OK?!

SO GUYS CUT IT OUT ALR!!

ciao for the moment ''!

Twistin' at 10:11 PM