Those Twisted Truths '

KBKPCCB

2007-04-21T21:52:00.000+08:00

FUCK MAN! THE FEELING IS LIKENED TO A RUNNER REACHING THE FINISH LINE BUT SLIPPED ON A BANANA SKIN ON THE ROAD AND FELL AND BROKE HIS LEG.

AND THIS BANANA SKIN GOES BY THE !@#@$%# DIRTY NAME OF JENAS!!!

THAT WAS THE FEELING I EXPERIENCED WHEN THE BALL WENT IN RIGHT AT THE LAST MIN OF EXTRA TIME. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

this about sums up arsenal's poor season really.
and to u yellow piece of skin i say: fuck you.

2007-03-25T20:57:00.000+08:00

Read my VisualDNA™ Get your own VisualDNA™

got this from mich.

life is a dream.
& if i could live this kinda life, ill sleep forever :)

A lil quizzie

2007-03-15T15:37:00.000+08:00

Your view on yourself:
You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you meet that person.

The seriousness of your love:
You have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education:
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

Try it here.

GoodStuff!!

2007-03-15T15:15:00.001+08:00

How To Save A Life-The Fray

Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it's just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
And you begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Let him know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along
And pray to God he hears you

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you've followed
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

beautiful song. im enchanted by it! (:

Mixed feelings

2007-02-19T14:27:00.001+08:00

As the March holidays draws closer, I must say it pains me to leave TJ after 2months. Ive made this buncha friends whom im now pretty close to, and its sad that i don't really have a chance to develop these friendships of mine.

To Charlene:
A really really high girl, seems like she's on drugs 24/7 ;p Always vibrant and brimming with joy, she's my closest female buddy ive made in TJ. Thanks for making my experience in TJ a fantabulous one, and i do hope we'll still remain in contact, however difficult that may seem.
You go girl, DIAMOND ON!

To Charcoal&Jitr:
My jackass-company in class, these two wackos provide the laughs and entertainment to keep me awake during tutorials/lectures. We hang out together, play ball together, talk about almost anything under the sun together. We've become more than close-knitted in a matter of 1.5months, and yes its awfully sad that all of these is gonna come to a halt soon.

Follow my heart, or my brain? I did the latter and hopefully, i wont regret this decision. Although certain prospects seem bleak for me now, i certainly hope that i'll find happiness in whichever JC i get into. Im feeling confused, with a trace of sadness in me now. Leaving these mates of mine seemed such an easy task a few weeks back, but now, hey, its like rocket science for me-difficult to comprehend. Ohwells.

Okay, on to brighter stuff.
Vday! Happy belated vday to all! Thanks for all the gifts people got me! Oh and i ordered a flower for Charlene! Be honoured girl, hahaha i only ordered one flower. Haha well, partly because i didn't have any more money on me the day before x(
Thanks to Charlene for the custom-made silly looking tissue holder, yanwen for the cake, my angel for the cookies, melissa for the snacks, and everybody else for the edibles and the wellwishes! Guilty-ridden me, didnt prepare anything for vday, but hey, you guys can makedo with belated presents right! ;D

And i got a grand total of $316 for HONGBAO money!! 300bucks banked in, 16bucks i get to keep. Heh pathetic i know, but saving for my future eh?

To all: Happy New Year! Blessings to you for the year ahead!

yippee!

2007-02-10T20:07:00.000+08:00

yay did myself and everybody proud yest! scored 6points! cant believe i was one of the 50 until i got hold of the silly slip of paper. swore i jumped and hit something that was near me repeatedly that point of time. heh!

yeah have been high till now, but now its time to sit down and think about what to do next.
think carefully boy!

SG are champs!

2007-02-04T22:05:00.001+08:00

im so goddamned proud to be a Singaporean. (:

Ramblings.

2007-02-04T14:02:00.001+08:00

Release of results in less than a week's time.
This weird sensation in me is not an unfamiliar feeling though, the last time i experienced it was during PSLE results release.
Its gonna be a week of stress, stress and more stress. And not forgetting revelations too!

Lady Luck please deal me a perfect hand.

funny!

2007-01-28T20:51:00.000+08:00

was youtube surfing and came upon some funny comments.

This was one chainmail that got put up on the comment board. been seeing this thread frequently on youtube and it surprises me that people actually bothered to continue this thread by spamming it here and there.

"In 1945,a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this measge she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
1. Retype this message as a comment for three other videos "

rofl what amused me was that somebody actually posted a comment right after that!

"In 2007, a group of braindead idiots registered for Youtube and began posting some Latukalakulu crap in every video. A mysterious group of fed-up people killed them by cutting the words "Grow Up" into their skulls. Now that you have read this message, you are one step closer to getting these idiots banned from Youtube. They will keep it up unless you follow these directions:
1. Retype this message as a comment for three other videos "

i like this guy, whoever posted it! he has a wacky sense of humour!!

too tired

2007-01-21T18:25:00.001+08:00

've been too tired emotionally and physically these few days. lifes been a rollercoaster ride for been me. today theres this og outing to sentosa which i turned down, owing to exhaustion. seriously wanted to go to meet up with the guys but i knew if i went i'd be back in a junked up state, physically and mentally. sorry guys! ): ill promise to catch the next outing..

SCIP camp was yesterday, which started from 730am to 1100pm. we didnt start planning for o2 yet, but we sure as hell got together and know each other, which was, basically the point of the camp. we did icebreakers, amazing race, games, and lastly organized a dinner party of abt 10SCs within 1.5hours. i realised that the ppl in scip are all very friendly and outspoken, which what made the camp enjoyable (:
i daresay i expanded my social circle in tj aft the whole camp! anw wanted to do something during the camp, but cldnt muster up the courage to =/ maybe next time then.
will be pretty busy next week due to scip, so it'll be time to make sacrifices, and i wont be blogging as much. unless of course i feel strongly abt a certain issue, ill spit out all my vehement comments here!

til then, cya people.
shes a dangerous crush!

great day! (:

2007-01-19T18:30:00.000+08:00

today has been a great day!

i got into scip, which stands for student council internship programme! yup my interview was successful, cant believe i was one of the 70 which got chosen among 217 people!

hmm yeah so namely scip is an organisation set up to organise the second orientation for the second batch of people. so yessssssssssss im part of the organising committee! (((:
yes i know this isnt a big deal for many student councillors i know, like, organising stuffs comes naturally for them. but for me, its the first time im ever part of any organising committee. so yeah, after 4 years of physical activities, its time to try out something new!

oh yes, i hope i get the games i/c post. vote me vote me!

omg school sucks.

2007-01-17T17:16:00.000+08:00

JClife seriously sucks, with all the sick tutorials to finish and @#!$! lectures to attend, its no wonder people cant wait to get out of it and head straight to NS.

A summary of what i did today:
(dont fall asleep people! i haven blogged about my daily happenings for quite some time!)
woke up at 6.15am, rushed breakfast, bathed and got changed and headed straight for the busstop at6.45 to catch the last bus at 6.47am sharp. (strange huh, ive been taking last buses for like 4 years. history repeats itself, and i better not be late anymore! JC not equals to secSCH)
Met a flustered looking Charlene who lives pretty near me at the busstop. apparently she was chasing bus31 and ended up running to my busstop! LOL must be one hell of a runner hahaha. yeah so we went to school and talked abt how sucky JClife is, about PDPs, and about all the gay tutorials we have to complete!

ok so we reached school. omg this is damn boring yknow the commercial about Nick's Life Story? mines about 1414144234x more boring than his. so i shall not continue anymore. to sum things up, ive a feeling that im gonna spend my life like this for the next two years. -.- at least secondary school wasnt that crazy and hectic in the opening few weeks.

oh but i like my class anyway! got noisy people like shannon and chester etc.
walking jukeboxes those two! no offence XD but its really nice that my class is so lively during tutorials! if not everything would have bored my pants off.
O's results are releasing soon. A reality check for me? hope not. heres a poem i composed abt the results LOL

Results Fever - W `

olvl results are releasing soon,
just to do well ill purchase the moon.
ill pray and pray for an excellent score,
if not TJ will show me out their door! (that will be WCS!!)
the uncertainty that i conceal within,
serves only to undermine my wellbeing.
so people lets rekindle our selfbelief,
only then will our souls sense relief.

IM SCARED ): boo.

m 17 (:

2007-01-15T19:04:00.000+08:00

Today its my birthday! Greatest bday gift by my parents and bro:
1 psp along with 9 psp games x)
all bought in hong kong of course! meaning that... yes, i claimed them in advance a long long time ago haha

anyways i wanna voice out my thanks to people who gave me birthday greetings!!
thanks to:
my parents, my bro, audz, changling, zoe, kemin, valerie, tedrid, shane, liyun, kangqi, ivan, weizhou, eunice, xinrong, jerene, sandy, wyemin, wenjie, mich, mike, melissa, junyi, gavin, margaret, chengyi, wengsoon, chester, wendy, charlene, joe, yangyu, yujunand ryan!

thanks to all of you guys! (:

ooh and thank you zoe for that selfmade card of yours! twas really thoughtful of ya ;)
doubt you'll be reading this but thx a bunch anyway!

2007-01-13T17:35:00.000+08:00

# If I were a day of the week I would be: saturday

# If I were a time of the day I would be: 11pm. BEDTIME (:

# If I were a planet I would be: Mars

# If I were a sea animal I would be: clownfish HAHAHA

# If I were a direction I would be: East

# If I were a piece of furniture I would be: uhhh.... i dnt know!

# If I were a liquid I would be: oxygenated h20

# If I were a gemstone, I would be: ruby

# If I were a tree, I would be: fir tree

# If I were a bird, I would be: an eagle

# If I were a flower/plant, I would be: orchid! LOVE SG (:

# If I were a kind of weather, I would be: breezy

# If I were a mythical creature, I would be: leviathan!

# If I were a musical instrument, I would be: guitar

# If i were an animal I would be: a lion

# If I were a color, I would be: neon green

# If I were an emotion, I would be: bubbly

# If I were a vegetable, I would be: asparagus! healthy stuff

# If I were an element, I would be: gold LOLs

# If I were a car, I would be: lamborghini Murcielago (:

# If I were a food, I would be: sushi

# If I were a taste, I would be: spicy & hot

# If I were a word, I would be: NICE

# If I were a body part I would be: there lor, that part. (ears la)

# If I were a facial expression I would be: (:

# If I were a subject in school I would be: Mathematics

# If I were a cartoon character I would be: SUPERMAN!!

# If I were a shape I would be: Circle (allrounded)

Dream

2007-01-13T15:15:00.001+08:00

'S there any meaning to my life,
what true purpose lies behind this strife?
Whence do I come, where am I bound,
all these questions echo and resound.
Through each passing day, each lonely night,
I long to find that splendid light,
which will cast a revelatory beam,
upon the meaning of my dream.

TJC

2007-01-08T20:07:00.000+08:00

hi. im gonna blog abt whats been going on these past few days. if you expect me to blog something like, "TJC ROCKS! I LOVE TJC WITH ALL MY HEART!" sorry to disappoint you, but i havent got this kinda bonding with my school yet. xd

ok, orientation was officially over two days ago. orientation imho was pretty good. it had a pretty good storyline with a substantial amount of creativity to it, and that was what made it successful. The 4 clans are:
Blazon
Orexus
Nyrah
Doogashaka
Heres an outline of the plot:
Doctor TNT wants to destroy the world. the 4 clan masters are gathered and then they set off on their own, on a mission to kill that bastard of a doctor. (note the word=own) HOWEVER, it was only realised that without the help of each other, doc TNT was invincible. THEN, an amazing thing was revealed. if u notice the initials of the 4 groups, you will see that they form the word BOND. and the theme for this year's orientation happened to be BOND:07. i swear i smiled in delight when they revealed all these. orientations do have a twist in them sometimes too.
Yeah, so the 4 clans combined and doctor TNT died.
aft that, the whole hall turned into a disco and we partied like nuts. 90% alcohol or something like that was there rocking the stage ;D pretty cool actually. reminded me of australia!

Ok so tmr is pdp day.
Choices without taking my mum into consideration
1. football
2. track&field
3. guitar club
4. modern dance club
in order of decreasing importance (to me)

Choices when taking my mum into consideration
1. guitar club
2. modern dance club

ok so soccer's out of the question. abit sad actually, thought i could get into football training once i enter jc. but now these hopes are dashed. reason being my mum doesnt want me to become sunburnt.

oh well. maybe some miracle will happen and everybody in my family turns into football fanatics, and ill go join soccer. :D

but not likely la. sigh.

4B ROCKandROLL X)

2007-01-01T19:13:00.000+08:00

Strangely enough, what wenjie said on his blog is really true. You only realise how beautiful things are when theyre coming to an end. And then you try so hard to salvage it, but hey time stops for no man, and everythings gone and youre left in this abyss of thoughts and regrets.
For people who dont get what i mean, im talking about 4B'06. I just realised how little i appreciated 4B'06 during my secondary3 years. Always skipping class outings, always shunning class activities, and always finding fault with my class. I would tell myself, man this class sucks 2C'04 is so much better and stuffs, but after two years, right now right here, I daresay 4B'06 has one of the finest lot ever.
During 2006, I told myself to stop being antisocial, and mix more with the class. I volunteered for the take5 dance team. I swear thats when i changed, when i started interacting with my classmates. Those countless dance practices took up pretty much of my time, but they paid off nevertheless in the end. First prize? No, not that, its the time I got to spent with this buncha lads, and the memories i can bring on with me during the late future. Thats the real reward, not some ranking or anything for that matter. Thank you people for all the nice time we had together!
After this take5 event, i started to get together with my classmates more often. Outings, afterschool balling, and even BOWLING, i would attend, just in a simple bid to spend time with the friends i have now learnt to treasure.
However after tomorrow, we head to different school and i doubt we would even have the time to get together again. Sigh, but nvm thanks for everything anyway 4B'06! You guys rock!

Okay, on to a lighter note! Spent New Years Day with 4B! Wasnt much of a class outing though, only about seven people went including me. (tell you what people, i was the organiser together with stella HAHAHA)ineffective organisation? no, its just that heaps of people have watched DN2 already. so dont blame me ok but still we had a great time at the movies (IMHO) ;p

Anyway, death note 2 was one helluva show. ending with a twist! Much different from the comic's ending. Loads of eye candies inside the flick, including Misa, and Light's sister! x) After that, sms and kq had to go home, so the guys, together with stella went to ball near her place (near mine too). Stella and I had to go home shortly after. And that about summarises our outing, but hey it was fun anyhow! A simple, lazy outing once in a while serves to lighten our mood :)

Np gathering tomorrow at Moses's. POLAR BEAR PLEASE!
I swear imma take photos with everyone there. For memory's sake of course.
Ciao guys ;)
oh wait, forgot to thank a person. XINRONG, hahaha, thanks for spending the start of 2007 editing html crap for me! You rock man HAHA ;D THIS TIME ONLY though :P

Thank You

2006-12-31T23:40:00.001+08:00

Read xinrong's blog, and realised it'd prolly be good if i thanked all my DHS friends here, who have, in one way or another, made my life a better one.

LWJ, SWZ, LGH

Wenjie
youve been a really great person whom i can communicate with. Its really cool that u always manage to conjure up something so funny and put a smile on my face, all the while being yourself. youre a great speaker and listener as well and you really possess a knack for keeping secrets, sth that is often lacking in guys. thanks for gaming with me (gw'ing and wc'ing alike) frequently, and most of all thanks for being a great friend! you rock and roll man!

Weizhou
About the most kindhearted (no kiddin' here) guy ive ever come across. throughout these 4 years youve struck me as someone whos easygoing, straightforward and goodnatured, not to mention being funny and wacko all the while! Thanks for being a great guy all this while whos willing to listen and chip in with ur own advice. Youre the only guy whos REALLY afraid of tickles! hahaha :D

Guang hui
yo man, squadmates for 4 years, classmates for two. Youve been a great lad whom i can depend on. youre one helluva intelligent guy, thanks for being there and ready to help whenever i called during the prelims and o's period. Youve been a responsible friend who is always ready to lend a helping hand! thank you so goddamned much!

Msg to 3 of you: hope that the 4 of us remain in contact even after we go our separate ways. Been really fun havin you guys around for the past 4 years! woots ;D our gamin sessions rule man!

David
Hey! my partner for 1 year, and classmate for 2. you're one cool dude! i still remember the day when all of us stepped into 3b'05 and i saw you and started thinking: whoa antisocial guy. no talk one.
god was i wrong after i got to knew you! youre friendly, cool and you know when to be childish and when to be mature. you dish out good advice everytime i have shit to ask and ure one guy who knows how to crap with me! Thanks for everything mate! you have been an excellent confidant!

Zhiheng
hello mr basketballer, my second pardner in class! another smartass who outshines me in every academic department(shit), thanks for making me smile and laugh almost everyday in my sec4 school life, spastic would be an incorrect word to describe you. Youve been a great chairperson for 4b! you think sensibly (looks are deceiving, people HAHAHA), and act responsibly. most important of all, youre a superb listener, thanks for offering advice and convincing me everythings gna be alright everytime i got into crap. youve been a great pal man!

Audrey
hello siao ding dong! always foolin around during boring periods, it still amazes me that ure a trueblue 6-pter! thanks for constantly cracking me up during my sec3/sec4 life. we've been schmates for, say 10 years! thats a whopping number, considering we're only 16 now. and also, if i end up with an a1 for my olvls amath and emaths, i have you to thank man! not to forget, thanks for taking down my name as a prefect during p4! i rmb sitting with u in class during p4, and i swear! its verrrryyyyy memorable! rock on dudette!

Xinrong
hey girl! known you ever since primary 1, and our friendship's been a rollercoaster ride ever since. Lets recap!
p1-p2 : not much, just got to know each other as classmates. 1d and 2d right?
p3: you unleashed the superweapon on me, scarring my right hand and making me cry! HAHAHAH, attack of xinrong's ruler!
p4-p6: A cold war was then waged.
and now here we are, in the same sec sch! Say, i only realised that we only started talking during the start of this year! HAHAHa end of cold war! ive gotta thank you for being a badass listener whos always there when i need to rant abt schstuffs and arsenal. although we support different teams, i know one day you will definitely awake from the slumber and start supporting Arsenal instead! and thank you for offering great advice whenever i get myself embroiled in crap. Youve been a great emotional help and i wish you all the best girl!

Yan Ling
hello! classmates for two years, i must say youve been a more-than-pleasant girl whom ive learnt to confide in thruout these 2 years. certain things have happened to us lately that make me feel that we're in the same predicament. (hahaha! Its amusing in a sense.) Thanks for being a great friend and someone whom i can trust! Rock on girl!
its funny why you dont get urself in shit even though ure often late for school >:-( how unfair!

Eunice
hello! my minesweeper flags partner! hahaha i always derive great happiness after beating you at that spastic timekilling game. ;p thanks for letting me play your neopets account, and always making me laugh with ur quirky style of typing.................... Hahahaha! youve been a great friend whom i can easily chat to when im bored. thanks for teaching me how to play bridge too!

Yujun
another one of my great buddies who always go home with me, we seem to be able to talk about everything under the sun. thanks for crapping with me throughout these 2 years, talking with you guys (david zhiheng etc) never fail to cheer me up when im down. The good times we had together (class chalet, balling games), ill always remember! :)

Ming Shuan
hey man! the siannest and sleepiest girl around, in the sense that you always include "sian" and "zzz" in our convos. dont know if i make you bored or sth, but hey thanks for being a wonderful classmate of mine fo the past 4 years. youre great at organising stuff and youre a really funny person! and stop calling me weiji please! ;) may you find the guy to walk with u down orchard road during xmas soon! ;D

Mich
Thanks for brightening my life for the past 2 years, youve been a sincere, spastic, great and down-to earth girl! youre always easy and nice to talk to, and it has really been a pleasant 2 years. thanks for everything and may you meet edison soon! x)

Ted, Wyemin, Pinrui, Shane etc
The hyperactive guys in my class!! like they say, let the feet do the talking, thank you peeps for the footballing time we had together, and hanging out together as classmates. We always get into shit together, and then get out of it as a team. HAHAA! you guys have been great these past 2 years! thanks all man!

2C'04 and 4b'06
badass classes these 2 were. thanks for all the memories and laughter and experiences ive went through during these 4 years. through all these years i daresay i matured a whole lot more in my thinking! and its all thanks to hanging out with my classmates! :) thank you cheesers and believers who are reading this!

NPCC sec4 squad'06
the greatest gang i could ever ask for. These buncha of people rock my life totally! through these 4 years, i toiled with all of em, sweated and panted with these brothers and sisters of mine. together we endured through hundreds of retarded mental trainings, slogged our guts out and got to understand the meaning of "spirit" and "unity". Now here we are, after the 4 years, rdy to go our separate ways. it has been great knowing u guys, with mates like you, what more could i ask for? thank you nigel, moses, boonwei, ryan, edwin and everybody in our lil np family for a wonderful 4 years in npcc. you guys rock! ;)

All my teachers- I thank you
miss ng shi shi for developing my interest in chemistry and always being naggy ( n a sense thats what make her an excellent teacher), mrs lim poh seng for strengthening my basic mathematics foundation during lower secondary, miss lim chiew her for improving my amaths significantly during sec4, Mrs chin for the countless efforts you made to aid in our war against GEOG and also all the teachers in dhs who have made a difference in my life. I thank all of you for teaching me that learning begins from the bottom of the heart.

and to all those who have made a difference in my life in DHS these past four years, THANK YOU PEEPS! im really glad to have you guys as my friends!
Happy new year to all of you reading this.
I hope next year, which comes very soon, will be equally great for all of you, if not better!

life sucks

2006-12-31T13:37:00.000+08:00

7 reasons why Arsenal lost
1) fabregas didnt start. No creative midfielder=no show. Flamini < Fabregas
2) hleb didnt start. no effective thru balls AT ALL without him.
3) Aliadiere started. WTH, hes a reserve and u start him. totally no EPL FT exp and you start him. Spells doom man!!!!
4) Toure wasnt at his best. Looked shaky at times.
5) Nobody supplied Persie with any good passes. I realise that Arsenal's forward play always focuses on Persie, or on the right flank. Since eboue is out injured, the right flank is neutralised, therefore Persie shd have been fed better instead.
6) Gilberto Silva didnt rise to the occasion. He didnt hold the midfield as i thought he would. No crunching tackles, no bullet headers.
7) SUFC's midfield were completely dominant and were always winning the ball back.

All in all, there was totally no sync in Arsenal at all. TO think i watched them play till 3am, to get away with 0 points. they only had, like, 3 shots on target? and neither of em were close at all.
zzz. Arsenal is making my heart break. -.-

Back from Chalets

2006-12-30T21:49:00.000+08:00

just got back from 2 chalets this afternoon. np squad chalet and 4b'06 chalet.

NP squad chalet
No offense to 4b people, but i enjoyed this chalet more than the latter. no idea why though, maybe i was closer to the people in np than i was with the people in 4b. only managed to go for 1.5 days though :((

Did loads of stuff, like mahjong, blackjack, talk, PS2, and most importantly, POLAR BEAR and GURU.
its the most fun game, where you dont have to HAVE anything at all to play. wheeee! i really hope np organises another squad chalet and i swear to god im gonna go for the whole thing next time x)
Heard they watched saw 3, ahhhhhh too bad i missed it. but np chalet was still fun anyhow even though i only went for half of it! sigh. cant wait for next years' leisure camp. ill go back tts for sure!

4b'06 chalet
first night was pretty mundane, except until we started playing Polar bear and the guru. I intro one ok! and i taught most people how to play it too :) it wasnt that bad actually, just that it wasnt noisy enough ;p
Second day was cool. we went cycling for 2 hours, got to exercised my leg muscles for the first time in a veryyyyyyyyyyyyyy long time! went to play at the playground, took picts at the beach etc. damned fun! ;D
night time was bbq, im proud to say i bbq'ed the chicken wings and the nuggets! i rock man! for people who played cards while people cooked, and then scoot over and looked at the food and says: looks disgusting, GO FUG YOURSELF PLEASE.
at night, while some guys went to pool i stayed in the chalet cos i was plain tired and knocked out. slept for an hour or so before waking up and watched a korean horror flick with the peeps. stupid show it was, i wasted 2 hours of my life watching some gayass show which didnt even have a good storyline. Still, it was good time spent with my classmates anyway!
all in all, i really hope 4b and np organises outings more often, cos the time spent with you people is really GREAT! :) beats staying at home anytime! best of luck to everybody in 4b and np sec4 squad! hope we guys stay in contact! :)

that about summarises what i did for the last 6 days. hols coming to an end soon and ill be going to a totally new environment! >< Ooh and thanks you sms for the sweets! ;) its the first xmas gift i received so far. LOL.

Im not gonna cling onto it no more,
acceptance is the best answer & these feelings of mine now;
im gonna put all of em thru the door.

I swear.

Merry Xmas

2006-12-25T11:21:00.001+08:00

Merry Christmas PEOPLE!
hereby wishing everyone under the sun a merry christmas and a happy new year!

well, np ppl had a gathering yesterday to celebrate Christmas Eve and Christmas as well. It turned out to become a crazy, noisy and fun gathering. Oh wait, gatherings with np ppl are always crazy noisy and fun x)

Okay, it was potluck anyway. I was assigned to bring SNACKS, so i brought two packets of twisties. (Each containing 10 small packets)
EVERYBODY laughed when i entered the door, didnt know why either. Maybe it was my contribution cause others had bring stuff like sotong balls and chicken. BUT HEY, snacks come in packets yeah.
Did loads of stuffs, like playing on the PS2, monopoly etc. However, the main event is.....
Weizhou had to call girls to make them say/do something (one was making a girl come to to the beach to comfort him) without their knowledge that they were being tricked. Either he do that, or be tickled. SO goddamned funny i swear he was tickled by 6 guys for at least 5 times HAHAHA. in the end, he ended up calling grace and said alot of stuff you dont get to hear everyday, in other words, it just cracked everybody up to the extent that they were jumping abt while being muffled in silence. (sorry weizhou but not alot of ppl read my blog anw HAHAHAH)

okay, then we went down to the void deck to play card games at 1030pm. Abit crazy actually, a group of 17 teenagers sitting in a circle holding a set of SNAP cards. We played Murderer and was pretty fun. Then played polar bear and the guru. i killed abt5 villagers before everybody knew i was the POLAR BEAR. HAHAHA, master killer i am.

After that, i returned home at abt 11pm. was only a 5minutes walk x) had been a badass fun-filled night! NP chalet's tmr. cant wait. :) Somehow, i love np gatherings more than class gatherings, maybe its because of the excessive amount of jokes laughter and crap we manage to dish out on every gathering. hahaha, everybody just seem to enjoy themselves when we're together! hope that there'll be more outings next year!

15 things that make you happy:
Arsenal victory (for super happy try victory over manu), holidays, outings with friends, moneyjammed wallet, pasta, great academic results, soccer, talking to all my friends, PSP, my bed after a loooong day, gifts from my friends, NP gatherings, buffets, nice earphones, A NEW BIKE.

9 things that make you angry:
assholes, lies, deceit, manu winning, arsenal losing, getting my feelings cheated, broke, gettng hungry (a hungry person is and angry person), prelims.

3 things that make you wonder:
HOW the hell MANU manage to stay consistent ??!?! (matchfixing is abound HAHAHA ;p)
why is the sky blue? (theres a scientific theory behind this anybody knows this pls tell me ive nvr bothered to check it out)
why is miami heat losing and losing despite being champs last season

7 things you can live without:
hate, celery, bittergourd, flat wallets, alarm clocks, mozzies, smelly clothes

5 things that you can't live without:
love, EPL, sports, my friends, oxygen

4 things you are scared of:
cockroaches, conduct grades, quicksand, death

8 things that you do the most:
watch EPL, walk, sms (well nt alot lately anymore), use the comp, laugh at my friends' jokes, eat snacks, watch comedies, joggin.

2 things that you say the most:
LOL. and chill man <--- hiptalk

12 things that you want to do:
mahjong, get to emirates stadium, cycle at bedok reservoir, play football with henry, go europe, get myself a bike, get myself a laptop, travel the world, buy myself a camera, fatten my wallet, eat burger king now, stay happy always

11 things you want out of life:
experience, love, friendship, endurance, hmmm thats abt all. im simple man

6 things you would never do:
smoke, drink, drugs, suicide, screw my alvls, give up on myself.

13 things that make you YOU:
im myself all the time. I am anti-manu. im pro-arsenal. i make my friends laugh. I talk alot, sometimes too much for my own good. I abide by my own rules. I cant play any musical instruments save the recorder. Im stubborn. I side with people whom i think are correct no matter who they are. I tell heaps of jokes to brighten up the mood of my friends. I eat alot. I remember things be it happy or sad.

1 thing you should always do:
be myself man.

10 things that are most important to you
my life, my family, my friends, love, respect, courage, trust, healthy living, doing the things i love, and.... ARSENAL!

got this from xinrong btw. ;D

2006-12-22T11:27:00.000+08:00

im backkkk

2006-12-19T22:14:00.000+08:00

woots back from hongkong, it was fun!
i bought a hell load of things, dont be jealous pls!

1) 7 shirts in total
2) 2 pairs of nike shoes
3) 1 billabong wallet
4) 1 sling bag
5) 1 watch
6) 1 fifa teamgeist ball (fake duh dont even know if its inflatable yet rofl)
7) a silver ring
8) and the cream of the crop, a PSP!!! !
along with two games!
hahahaha!

picts shall come soon!

4 more days

2006-12-05T19:40:00.000+08:00

4 more days, and im off to HK! apparently david promised to show me around his hometown when i get there, so that i wont get bored throughout the entire 10 days.

10 days sure is long, you get cutoff from your friends in singapore, you wont know whats cookin and all that sort of shits. must really really spend these 10 days properly, and maybe treat is as a refuge from all the thoughts that have been bugging me lately.

7 things i really really want to do right now:
1. REWIND TIME
2. read a good book, im currently reading Halo:The Flood
3. listen to good music (ppl u know what to do)
4. get that mountainbike TF-169 the neighbourhood bicycle shop is selling
5. watch a good blockbuster (HBO, movie i dont care)
6. FLLYYYYY to the emirates stadium, ashburton grove
7. keep myself busy, and most imptly happy ;D

Back

2006-12-04T21:51:00.000+08:00

Im back! With a bang!

BANG!
so there.

well, the o's are finally over and hey, all of a sudden, ive got all the time in the world man.
O's was fairly easy, esp. the maths section oboy i love doing the amaths paper i actually ENJOYED IT.
Cant say i did too well for sciences though, especially for BIO. BIO BIO BIO.
bio simply doesnt make any sense for me, i mean we memorise all these crap, put them into the exam script, and voila! after 2 days, u dont rmb WTF is enterokinase.

i checked my tb for that actually, haha. i dont rmb what that is either.

well loads of stuffs happened actually, and my life has changed pretty much.
like they say, change is inevitable, and there comes a moment in your life where the good things really come to an end. but hey guess what, its not all doom and gloom though. u learn from these stuff, u get a grip on your life, and you move on.
difficult it may be, but nah u cant stay at this spot forever yeah.

maybe times have changed, yes. but my friend's right, in the sense that the world doesnt revolve around you. Life still goes on, and yes perhaps we can hold onto that painful reality for a few moments, but after sometime its good enough when to stop drop and move on.
after moving on, bring with you those goddamned nice memories and treasure them.
maybe one day, you'll look back, smile and tell yourself
"it was really nice back then"

and maybe one day, you may actually find yourself back where everything happened, where it seems that nothing ever changed.

2006-10-07T19:09:00.000+08:00

Final Prelims Results
eng a2
norm chinese a1
combined a2
bio a2
physics a2
chem a2
amaths a2
emath a1
hcl b3

STRAIGHT A'S LAR WJ (except for hcl, but that is permissible) URE GOOD MAN.
BUT...... WHAT DO U GET FOR UR L1R5??

10.

HAHAHAHA. ALL A'S BUT STILL CANNOT UNDER 10. WJ WHAT U DOING MAN!
damn disappointed with my prelims, after how hard i mugged, i still cant get into my desired jc. and not even 100% for my second choice too.

too many a2's = not gd for health
a note to all my friends who didnt do well for prelims:
theres still the o's. dun give up! :)

i wont, thats for sure. if not i not called wj.

BACK :)

2006-09-26T17:14:00.000+08:00

prelims is finally over. haven blogged in a rather long time! damn so many things happening lately.

hmmm prelims wasnt as difficult as i thought it wld be. its the consensus that prelims wipe students out totally but on the contrary i didnt think so. it was OK. not as difficult as last yrs exams i think. the most worrying subject for me is english. a B4 will give me an instant death. hahaha.

lets see what im expecting for my results-
eng-b4/b3
amaths-a1/a2
emaths-a1
bio-a1/a2
physics-a1/a2
chem-a2 most prolly all thanks to the @%#$% endothermic curve
hcl-b3 bah
combined humans-b3/a2

so yeah pretty much insecure atm. :( 2 more days and i shall have to face the music.
post prelims rest period shall end on wednesday 1159pm for me ;D and then its time to hit the books once more man. yawn.

sigh. cant wait for thurs.

pooltricks

2006-08-11T18:48:00.000+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47QynFiTXdA&mode=related&search=

LOL.
rhcp background music. xr wld love this ;D

2006-07-15T21:11:00.000+08:00

Long time no blog! where to start where to start!
hmm okay.

zidane fiasco.
so zizou headbutted into materazzis chest. and i must say hes currently getting more publicity than italy. (the world cup champs) well done zizou! although i personally found that headbutt horrrific, i wld have done the same if that paparazzi guy insulted my family members. but then again, who knows what happens in the footballing world. zizou is supposed to be experienced and use his head before acting. i mean think-not headbutting. :)

damn. dont even have the time to blog frequently now. wht with all the hw and tests to prepare for. bloody hell. and EPL's starting only in mid-august. WHICH is prelim period. DAMN DAMN DAMN.

Prelims are only.. 40 days away?
oh boy. what am i still sitting here for??

my bro's flying off for hongkong in abt a month's time. lifes gonna be kickass BORED. oh hes away for a jobattachment for 6 whole frigging months! :S
and he just got his bachelor's.
with very very good results.

now my parents are expecting me to do even better than him because my PSLE aggregate is 5 marks more than his. LOL. proportion theory.
my life is sad.

gayfag. !%@#$% you!

2006-07-07T17:17:00.000+08:00

i realised im not the only one in school whos not exactly fond of THIS particular guy who kicked ball with us today.
proves im not tht nuts after all.
when he kicks ball, his attitude SUCKS. wtf? u call ppl pass to you, then u solo all e way and lose bal. and you dont exactly PASS the ball properly and frequently too.

when you score some lameass goal (one on one 3m awway from the BIG goalpost) set up by a wonderpass from ur teammate, you run away hollering as if ur the greatest! omg. LOL makes me wanna laugh. and u dun even thank ur teammate too! -_-

oh
this jerk
i forgot to mention
borrowed my red ecko teeshirt during sec2. and has never returned it. then during sec3 he wore to school for NY celebration. DESPITE MY COUNTLESS RANTINGS TO HAVE IT BACK HE WORE IT TO SCHOOL.
WTH. how jerkish can you get.
then recently, ivan loh told me he wore that shirt again to his house. WTH. U HAVE BEEN WEARING MY SHIRT FOR 2YEARS FLAT. CAN I HAVE IT BACK!

please!!!!!! its myyyyyyyyyyyy shirt. everytime i ask for it u find some lame excuse not to return it. its not exactly that fabulous a shirt BUT STILL, its MINE.

wow. that felt good.
in case ur wondering who tht is, you know wht to do.

FUNNY STUFFs...
aw man some girl added me on msn. refuses to tell me who she is. and kept saying i did a gd job for take5. typed pretty twittish too.
THEN, she also refused to tell me who gave her my mail.

just as i thought i was getting famous. she goes.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE gimme shane's email.
i had to ask shane of course. well maybe next time. if shane says no. block and delete! ^^ if yes.. give her, block and delete too!

im so mean.
but then again, i dun like talking to weirdos. ^^

2006-07-05T18:31:00.000+08:00

Awww my biological clock is getting screwed because of worldcup. and i cant nap in the afternoon cos theres sooo much stuffs to do. nvm. 3 more games only!
oh ya. italy eliminated germany at their own homeground in virtually the last minute of the match. rofl funny shits do really happen in football.
NO WONDER THEY SAY.
THE BALLLLLLLLLLLS ARE ROUND.
ohwell i dont really care anyway im pretty neutral to both the teams except that i completely and totally DETEST totti of the azzurri. asshole spitter.

something baddd happened to me last thursday. forgot to blog abt it. i overslept on bus 30... to keppel harbour! rofl. never really seen keppel harbour before, so when i woke up on e bus i thought i was in cargoland. shocked outta my skin i tell you.
and to think no one woke me up on e bus. >:( am i that scary looking?

been talking to my primary school frens lately. alot of them has really changed! for the better.. :) accomplished in secondary school! hahaha
theres this kid. daryl koh de le. saw him recently. (xr wld noe who im referring to bah) he was one hell of a runner. and is darned gdlooking too. hahaha.
saw him at e busstop yesterday. once mischievous like me, (we were always wrecking around in our old student care centre for MBS students only) now hes such a different guy. haven seen him in ages.. ahh times change.

really wish i was back in p4 doing the things i love again.

2006-07-03T13:44:00.000+08:00

My teacher once said that
i must stop being late for school. well said! :S

Never in my life have i
smoked.

The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always make me smile
her bah.

Because
shes nice? lol

When i'm nervous
i complain and complain abt it.

The last time i laughed was
i owned some guildwars team.

My hair
is short.

My feet are size 10.5.

Last christmas
i had the flu.

When i turn my head left, i see
curtains.

When i turn my head right,
the door.

When i look down,
my feet.

The craziest recent event was
me holding a mike and talking to e entire sec3 and 4 lvl.

By this time next year
i will be in JC1.

I have a hard time understanding
baseball.

One time at a family gathering
we were eating KFC.

You know i like-like you if
huh?

If i won an award, the first person i'd thank is
myself bah.

Triangles are
easy to draw. omg this is crap. sorry sms -.-

My ideal breakfast is
mushroom swiss double from BK.

If you make me really happy
ill rmb tht moment no matter wht.

Where do you plan to visit anytime soon
no where.

Boys are
fun ppl to be with.

I'd stop my wedding if
bill gates runs up to me and say you can be my successor.

The world could do without
ppl like c. ronaldo.

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than
eat that cockroach.

Most recent thing you've bought yourself
mc-chicken from mac.

Most recent thing someone else bought you
black tie.

My least favourite time of the day is
weekday morning.

And by the way, please hold on
???

The last time i was high
i was grabbing a rebound while playing bb. i jumped. man was tht high

The last person i talked to told me
STOP USING THE COMP AND GO STUDY - mom

I shouldn't have
gone to the lib just now :S now i have 3 books to read

Last night I
brushed my teeth before sleeping.

There's this girl i know who
has an affinity with brooms and pies

There's this guy i know
who says i look like jason terry

I'll tell the next person who makes me really happy
thank you for brightening my day ^^

I'm listening to
nothing.

I last ate
a mcchicken.

My bedsheet is
huH?

I smell
good. just bathed.

On my table, i have
lots and lots and LOTS of stuff

My full name is
Zhang Weijie. WEIJIE IS JOINED. NOT WEI JIE.

The next 4 people who are gonna do this quiz are xr yl sms (do again) and mike.

Tired.

2006-06-30T17:17:00.000+08:00

Im tired. Emotionally and physically. I cant believe im wld actually lose to someone like HIM. its such a pity.
ok ignore that. im being emo.

so 4b won take5. FINALLY we're first in something. :))))))))))))))))))
Credit goes to shane.
and all of the members as well wheeeee

im really tired. imma nap now.

sometimes it just isnt as simple as you think.

nice stuffs, funny stuffs good stuffs :)

2006-06-28T17:58:00.000+08:00

old song by avril lavigne. ask me for it! well if i come online tht is.. :P
haha the lyrics tell a pretty nice story btw! and the whole song's pretty catchy. wakes me up on the bus (:

Sk8ter Boi -Avril Lavigne

He was a boy
She was a girl
Can i make it any more obvious
He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can i say
He wanted her
She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes

He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth

5 years from now
She sits at home
Feeding the baby she's all alone
She turns on tv
Guess who she sees
Skater boy rockin up MTV S
he calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got
Tickets to see his show
She tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man that she turned down

He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super star
Slamming on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super star
Slamming on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the man that boy could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside

He's just a boy
And Im just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we rock eachothers world

I'm with the skater boy
I said see you later boy
I'll be back stage after the show
I'll be at the studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl you used to know

I'm with the skater boy
I said see you later boy
I'll be back stage after the show
I'll be at the studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl you used to know

HAHA. i suddenly remembered myself pulling sms's leg. and with great success! XDDDDD
heres wht happened. the take5 ppl were still in hall when i decided to go home first. abt 20 mins later i smsed sms. (no pun intended)

me: eh you still in hall?
sms: haha. just left school. haha. lol. sian. (sms is world-renowned for using excessive fullstops, as when compared to her nemesis... the !!! queen!!!!)
me: eh shit i left my hp in hall. did you see it in hall just now?
sms: huh. no leh. lol. but tedrid might be. maybe he still in school. call him lor. haha.

WITHIN 5mins, sms realised THE JOKE. and smsed me saying
sms: haha. dun be stupid la. ...you think u can con me. you use ur phone to sms me. ... haha. lol.

HAHAHA. and she proceeded to tell me how she was trying to make me think i had successfully tricked her when i didnt. LOL yarh right SURE sms. XXDD
sms: (upon telling her i KNEW she FELL for it) haha. didnt. i not so dumb la. haha. i wanted to trick you. haha. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (the following parts of the sms has been censored cos it is not within this topic)

hmm talking to wenjie on e bus today really made me think abt some stuffs. ohwell, it'll pass i guess. i hope im just being a super-thinker on my part. no use being paranoid.

to audz: cheer up lar hahahaa ur not ur usual crazy self in class today! even the trio's jokes didnt really "revive" you from ur half-slumber. TEAM TORRES lost! but torres gonna play in EPL lar haha manutd most prolly next season!

i guess manutd has got themselves a new fan. ):

Too bad.

2006-06-28T17:08:00.000+08:00

Spain 1-3 France
there goes audz's and pq's and many many more girls' Team Torres.
Credit to France, they played well esp zidane and viera. HOWEVER, spain did not deserve to lose by 2 goals. A draw would be sufficient IMO. and let extra time/penalties decide the teams' fate. Like they say, the ball is round. Wellsaid! Just like the match w/ brazil playing ghana. the second goal... WTH?? the linesman blindfolded meh? it was an obvious offside.

These crazy referees.
which leads me to the topic of...
well. referees.

Graham Poll. World renowned referee. Top english referee.. BLAH BLAH BLAH. and the accolades continue!
Gave someone 3 yellow cards. -_-"" tht is lame. rofl. how can any referee be so blur. i bet an Sleauge referee wouldnt have made that mistake even in the wc. Heard tht there were many more errors made by the referee during the game too. lol. oh well. i heard hes back in England already. Poor Poll.
Not only mr poll is underperforming, many refs IMO are really messing up the game. like the down under guys playing the azzurri. the italians didnt deserve tht penalty. NO WAY. it was a dive. a dive that saved the azzurris butts. Sigh. THE INJUSTICE.

AHH. school started liao. sian... ): feeling lethargic most of the time during lessons.
AWW MAN. emaths is chimshit.
Gbye, and gluck to 4b for take5 ^^

sometimes u just get this pang of insecurity.

-MEME-

2006-06-20T16:38:00.000+08:00

o1. [Ever liked someone younger than you?] yeah. about 8 months younger i think heh :D

o2. [Someone older?] i had a crush on my cousin when i was 13 i think. she was a model.

o3. [Ever been drunk?] no, ive sipped beer before, tiger beer i think. one sip was enough to keep away from it the rest of my life hahah.

o4. [Do you smoke?] nope.

o5. [Been in love?] Yes, and still is. x)

o6. [Loved someone whom you knew you couldn't have?] tons. kirsten dunst, cyndi wang etc.

o7. [Who's the 3rd person on your received call list?] I dont have caller id.

o8. [Had your heart broken?] hmmm nah nope.

o9. [Last time you cried?] cant remember acty, should be during p3, where SOMEONE t.r.o.u.n.c.e.d me with a device.

1o. [Last time you laughed?] not too long ago, in the MRT headed towards home. zh told a joke. OH WAIT. or was it his face? HAHAHA. i hope ur reading this zhiheng.

11. [Do looks matter?] to a certain extent. but personality is vital as well.

12. [Who do you miss most right now?] Pies! XD

13. [How are you today?] lethargic and lazy. slept at 330 yesterday and woke at 9 for dance prac in school. late somemore. BTH.

14. [Do you like someone right now?] obviously!

16. [Would you rather give or receive?] Give. but moneywise. its the opposite! HAHAHA

17. [Where and how many homes have you lived in?] Bedok then tampines. both hdbs.

18. [Do you play any musical instruments?] yeah i take a harmonica and blow blow blow till i make my family go nuts. (u said "DO" u play, not "CAN" u play)

19. [One or two pillows?] one. but i prefer a bed.

2o. [Do you get along well with your parents?] Very.

21. [Do you get along well wid ur siblings?] Yes. I love my brother very much haha.

22. [Whats your favorite color(s)?] bright colours. (orange, lime green) and black and white.

23. [Do you sing?] Sure. you dont wanna hear it though. HAHAHA zhiheng and david are my victims!

24. [Who was the last person who texted you?] Sms at 0814 hrs. it goes "eh. the take 5 thing in school right. nobody wan. Zzz. Sian." lmao i went back to sleep. sorry sms!

25. [Who was your first crush?] a girl named Magdalene in p1. ask Xr she knows hahaha.

26. [Are you the romantic type?] mm i dont know really but you can ask a certain someone LOL

27. [Are you in love right now?] Yeah man!

28. [Are you happy?] not really lar. my eye candy saudi arabia lose to those crane ppl.

29. [What are you going to do after this?] emaths definitely.

30. [What is your favorite number?] multiples of 11. i like em man, esp doing maths theyre easy to calculate with!

31. [What song are you listening to now?] nope nothing atm.

32. [colour you are wearing now?] blue converse jersey. this is getting stupid

33. [now ,who's on ur mind?] pies pies and more pies HAHAHA

34. [now, what song do you like so much?] here without you-3 doors down. its my current favourite but these things are pretty temporary.

35. [where do you feel like going now?] GERMANY. DUH. omg i drool at that thought x)

36. [what movie do you want to watch?] nothing really. oh! got... its "WEIJIE : the king strikes back" HAHAHA. nah kidding.

37. [now, wat do you want to do most?] Meet up with Kirsten Dunst. AHHH shes so pretty. Toby Maguire so lucky.

38. [now, wat are you eating n drinking?] nothing. im typing. omg what kinda stupid question is this!

39. [current mood right now?] nostalgic.

4o. [when is ur birthday?] 15th jan 1990.

41. [where did you buy ur bag?] a prezzie from my bro's gf!

42. [where did ya buy ur pencil box?] NUS bookshop. a very simple transparent one.

43. [how was school today?] no school.

44. [worst subject?] hmmm. SS i think.

45. [last time you fell in love?] NOW lar. wahlau.

46. [last movie you watched? with who?] Over the hedge or Silent hill? either way i forgot.

47. [last shirt you wore before this shirt? why were you wearing it?] Class tee. i had to go dance mah. wait. i wear shirts at home too one hor.

48. [last thing you held?] remote control.

49. [last place you went to? with?] City plaza. with the take5 peeps.

50. [last message that you read?]ahh it was sms's OMG stop repeating.

51. [last call you received?] my mum.

52. [last sms to?] should be xr yesterday night. ok early morning u might say.

53. [last thing you did?] bathe.

55. [last gift you gave to someone?] i cant rmb! i gave a few presents to ppl during 14feb.

56. [last issue u read in the newspaper?] idk.

57. [who's the first person ya fell in love with?] In love? Hmmm. there was a Joycelyn from my kindergarten. haha! she liked me too i think.

58. [the largest gap of relationship you know?] HUH? HOW I KNOW?!

lol. lameshit man.

Hibernation ends Here.

2006-06-19T13:39:00.000+08:00

been chilling alot lately. with all the world cup matches going on, i dont find it easy to sit in front of the comp and blog yknow. heh so i apologise.
watched the france vs south korea team. France looked so ordinary, not the worldcup winners 8 years ago. and park ji sung scored probably the scrappiest goal of the tournament. you guys should watch the replay if possible. funny shit. my heart skipped a beat when the ball went in hahaha. GO ASIANS!

For once, im really proud of Asain football and Asian culture. For once i dun regret im not born e European. but still sometimes these thoughts flash past my mind.

WHY WASNT I BORN A ENGLISHMAN?
their lifestyle is wayyyy wayyy different from the one of a Singaporean. they dun live in this stresspacked actionjammed city where everything is so different. ok. Im not saying im not proud to be a singaporean.. but still, maybe i just endear myself to the fact that i could actually have been born a spaniard, german or whatever.
Cool huh?
Omg. what a silly post.

GO ASIANS again! hahaha the rise of Asian football lar!

FIFA World Cup 2006: Germany

2006-06-09T21:40:00.000+08:00

Omg lar Worldcup starting le.
Hmm the theme song for this year's competition is Time of Our Lives-Il Divo. Pretty nice song i might say.

Hmm. Opening match: Germany vs Costa Rica at the Munich Stadium. Must watch!!!!
ahhhh cant wait im getting nervous myself too haha. tmr england playing paraguay. woo! another must watch!

Man.
Soccer. God's gift to men.

AHH well said Weijie!

7th June 2006 (:

2006-06-06T18:13:00.000+08:00

Below are some random and interesting facts aout myself. Enjoy.

1. I am a boy.
2. Yoga is an interesting activity. (gonna try it next time)
3. Lives in Tampines.
4. OMG! you shout! yes? i answer! hahaha
5. Optimistic MOST of the time.
6. UFOs are non-existent.
7. Vain you might call me. ( HAHAHAH)
8. Raring to go most of the time! (esp when its time for PE)
9. Energetic most of the time!
10. EPL-god's gift to men.
11. Yoyos were once my favourite kinda toy.
12. Mississipi (is tht how its spelt) reminds me some insect.
13. Oakley-brand fanatic! (Esp. caps)
14. Yeos' Drinks are fantastic!
15. Unicycling isnt my kinda sport. :S
16. Daytona Race Cars look nice! :D
17. Makes very funny jokes more often than not.
18. Arsenal rocks forever! they play beautiful football-ATTACKING FOOTBALL.
19. Is an easy-going person.
20. Right profile=my best profile.
21. Carelessness is one of my weaknesses. Prominent one, i would say.
22. Lorries are really scary!
23. Helpful you ask? You bet!
24. I love ball sports esp. soccer/bb/tabletennis etc.
25. Eloquent in talking BIGGGGGG. hahaha ;p
26. Nonchalant joy-i like!
27. Lols most of the time while chatting.
28. Greatness is in my blood.
29. Lmaos half the time while chatting.
30. ! is my favourite punctuation mark. HAHAHAHA
31. Egoistic is how they describe me.

7th June 2006, one day after 06-06-06. Ill remember this day. ^^

Shocker. =/

2006-06-04T18:21:00.000+08:00

OMG. Was on msn, then suddenly my old MBS friend, Lin Qin Jie Of Primary 6k, talked to me. (XR would know who im referring to i think) Classmates for 2 years, now in VS, i thought he was still, fun-loving and stuffs and was just looking for a good chat. Imagine the shock i received when i talked to him.

It was like this..

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
hi

*cellophane rainbow__Complicated -[e80]- says:
?

*cellophane rainbow__Complicated -[e80]- says:
yo

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
are you

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
zhan

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
zhang

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
wei jie

*cellophane rainbow__Complicated -[e80]- says:
yeah y

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
hehexX~

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
i still can remember your name

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
song man

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
actually

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
nth much

*cellophane rainbow__Complicated -[e80]- says:
-.-

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
lolololol

*cellophane rainbow__Complicated -[e80]- says:
ur lin qin jie

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
YEA

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
nice one

*cellophane rainbow__Complicated -[e80]- says:
lol

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
im a gayx

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
heheX~

*cellophane rainbow__Complicated -[e80]- says:
...

*cellophane rainbow__Complicated -[e80]- says:
honestly

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
long time no see liaox

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
i've turned into gayx lehx

*cellophane rainbow__Complicated -[e80]- says:
yar rite

*cellophane rainbow__Complicated -[e80]- says:
mai siao leh

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
ok la

*cellophane rainbow__Complicated -[e80]- says:
dun joke

[Vscb clarinetists].....................Qin JIE~ says:
what games you play

-cut-

FYI, his font was in pink, and his display pict was him and some other guy posing together.
Omg, times change dont they..

Silly me. (:

2006-06-04T00:10:00.000+08:00

3 silly things you did as a kid.
1. I thought boys couldnt drink pink dolphin, yknow, the famous pink drink. LOL. thot they were for sissies only. HAHA. now thts silly.
2. I thought Mr Tan was spelt as Mr Tongue when i was in P1. LOL. Surprising i knew how to spell tongue eh? imma genius.
3. I thought when you contract Chicken Pox, u cant eat chickens. AHAHA. thts dumb agn!

3 silliest things you ever did
1. Bought a can of coke from the vending machine at the busstop. there were pretty girls there, so i decided to act cool and shake it abit while talking to my friends. THEN, i opened the can.. AND WHOOSH.
2. stepped on my dog's poo in the dark.. AFTER THAT, almost slipped on the urine. My dog gave me hell then. >:-( ok maybe this isnt silly just unlucky.. BUT STILL...
3. touched a policeman's gun when i was 5. LOL. CLASSIC SIA, touch from behind somemore. i forgot what the police officer did when he realised someone was prodding his holster from behind HAHAHA.

3 silly things you still do now
1. Oversleep on the bus. I tend to start sleeping just BEFORE reaching my stop (like 3,4 stops away) now thats super silly.
2. Pretend not to look at girls when they are looking at me. THEN, when theyre not looking, i look at them :S LOL. maybe its just a guy's instinct or sth. but i dub it silly still. X)
3. Appearing offline on msn, for like an entire 2 hours. then my bro comes along and says, IF U DUN WNNA GET ONLINE, Y EVEN GO MSN?? LOL.

3 silly things you see ppl do
(simple)
1. Smoke
2. Take drugs (havent seen them do it actually, but, yeah. )
3. Dont give a shit about their studies.

3 silly things you wont dare to do
1. Skydiving without a parachute
2. Bungee jumping without a rope
3. Attend a Math Exam without my calculator. HAHAHA! tht'd be stupid.

3 silly things you tend to say/type
1. When ppl say OMG, i go "yes?"
2. ROFLMAOZEDONG (ok maybe i dun tend to type it, but its silly when i do HAHA)
3. LOL........... what the??? -_____-"

3 silly things people tend to say/type
1. Where god? Where god?
2. GG NO RE or sth liddat. (gamers do tht? seriously i cant get a whiff out of it)
3. Want go play lan?

3 silly ppl u want to do this quiz
1. Pie!! LOL
2. XR
3. ER.... ANYBODY LAR. you silly enough? take this quiz then!

Hmm.

2006-05-29T23:15:00.000+08:00

[x] You know someone that cares about you.
[x] You live in a house. -stupid question, if not under the bridge meh-

[x] You have a bf/ gf/ fiancee/ husband/ wife.

[] You have your own room.

[x] You own a cell phone. -yup, its so damn small only the size of a CELL, LOLLLLL-

[ ] You get good grades. -amath, rofl-

[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.

[x] Your parents are still married.

[ ] You have more than 2 best friends. -like wad someone said, how to have 2 best frens. LOL-

[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard -no pool, only lake-

T O T A L: 6

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a wk.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[] You have never been beaten up. -do rulers count-
[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to. -duh-
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
[x] You laugh more than twice a day. -understatement, with the friends i have-
T O T A L: 8

[] You have over 100 friends on friendster. - i dun have friendster-
[] You have pictures on friendster. -i dun have friendster-
[x] You get allowance.
[x] You collect something normal. -pokemon cards, im still collecting y'know! not regularly tho-
[x] People don't make fun of you to be mean. -THEY DARE??!?!-
[ ] You look forward to go to school.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else. -nope, i like my godlike status now-
[x] You play a sport. -tons-
[x] You do something after school. -go home, ball etc-
[x] You shower daily. -i think, want to smell me? HAHAHA-
T O T A L: 7

[ ] You own a car. -toy car-
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You're healthy.
[x] You've never had a cavity.
[x] You are happy with your appearance. -if u look like brad pitt, will u be happy-
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
[ ] You have so many inside jokes with friends.
[x] You know your parents care and love you.
T O T A L: 6

[x]You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language.
[ ] You have a screen name. -chicken??-
[x] You own a pet. -maxie!-
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[x] You don't have many enemies.
[x] You are happy you're living.
T O T A L: 9

Grand total: You are 72% happy!
(total em up and x2)

2006-05-28T17:28:00.000+08:00

LOL.

Results

2006-05-27T16:34:00.000+08:00

PANGSAI LA.
Haven been blogging recently, maybe because its been such an uneventful week.
First we lost to 4D in interclass.. by 2 points which was scored in the last 15 seconds i think.
Next we lost to 4C, courtesy of me playing shitball that day. LOL.
We scraped into the grand finals of take5, owing to 4D. Apparently they had too many representatives taking part in take 5 and they got dq'ed. hahaha, funny shit.
Received my report book yesterday.. not good at all i tell you.

OVERVIEW
EL-74.8 (@#%#$^)
HCL-56.0 (wow so low)
A Mth-35.3 (@!$@$ circ measure 2/30 shit = 1.667 upon 100 i think LOL i kick ass)
E Mth-83.8 (at least can save some face)
Bio- 65.6 (heng ah)
Chem-69.7(@%@%)
Physics-70.7 (no idea how i got this mark)
Comibined Humans-64.8 (@#%@%)
L1R5=15

Time to buck up, wj. Lest you screw your prelims.
Man my a math score is indeed depressing. : (

Interclass 2006

2006-05-20T22:24:00.000+08:00

Thursday and Friday was interclass, for the guys and gals respectively. On thursday, our guys played against 4L and 4H. The first game stank, we didnt play well although we won. The players were everywhere, all disorganized and stuff. In the end, we won 20-8, barely over 10 points. No offence to 4L, but i thought we could have eat them by at least 20.
Second match. Two words. We rocked. Everybody did what we were supposed to do, like getting rebounds and executing tight man-marking, and also leaving the scoring to zhiheng and david. LOL, undoubtedly, david was the hero, scoring almost 20 points for the entire game. I hate to say this, but hes imba in bb. Zhiheng too hahahah. I jump he jump confirm different heights! So the game ended with the score at 35-9. Good game! x)
I esp like the last shot where david faked yuxin and the latter went flying off, before david scored with a simple shot to end the game. nice shit.
On Friday, our class girls lost to 4H o-2. They played well, and i cant say 4H was the better team of the 2. Both of their goals were scored Jamie if im not wrong. Crap it, and they were both solo goals. Individual efforts. She takes the ball and starts running the full length of the field. Then somehow after much tussling at the goalmouth, a lucky kick of the ball sends it into the back of the net. like how kat from 4c got her goal against 4a. like so, i cant say 4c was the better team. They didnt make use of their chances, so there. HOWEVER, back to the topic. Jamie didnt even try to pass the ball, she took the ball wherever she went. WTH la, ur solo shit is defeating the purpose of interclass: teamwork. Other people want to play too! PASS THE BALL.
There was one instant, i rmb, she and the wushu girl was at the goalmouth. the wushu girl was in the clear, and jamie was being tussled by 3 ppl. she could have easily passed to the wushu girl and a goal would have resulted.
BUT NO, SHE HAS TO CONTROL THE BALL HERSELF AND OPT FOR PERSONAL GLORY.
In the end, she lost possesion. and not even the slightest apology did she tender to the wushu girl. wth.
To our class girls: I applaud you. You guys played with much more spirit and teamwork.

Sourgrapes? You say? Whatever i dont care thats just my honest opinion.

Monday We're playing 4J. Dont say i haolian ah, but i think a victory for us is there already. Just gotta play like how we did against 4h. After that should be 4d in the semifinals. The PRCs. They're the most worrying obstacle in the whole interclass, IMO. If we beat them, its gotta be 4f in the finals.
Hmm. interesting, esp if we get to to play 4D. Hope we win interclass this year! GO 4B! X)

Tribute To WJ's Heroics

2006-05-16T11:22:00.000+08:00

Owing to somebody's incompetence in describing the greatness of this person WJ, i shall have to describe what happened in those magical 10 seconds of pure football. Difficult as it may be, it is the least i could do to thank the Gods for bestowing WJ upon the world of mortals, and also the Great Immortal WJ himself.

Enjoy.

"Receiving the ball from the poor goalie David who has been converted from Striker to Goalkeeper due to his lack of skill, Weijie i mean WJ's, deft one-touch leaves the first defender stranded at her spot unmoving. Great piece of skill there by the man himself as he proceeds upwards of the court. A second defender looms before him, and without any hesitation whatsoever, WJ executed 2 brilliant step-overs and dropped his shoulder, faking to his left and swerved to the right, AGAIN leaving the hapless player behind him. Suddenly, 3 players, all mighty defenders, swarmed towards Wj out of nowhere! His killer instinct and quick feet, however, proved too hot for these players to handle. Switching the ball to his left foot, he executed a RollerCoaster move(trademark of Ruud van Nistlerooy), instantly beating 2 defenders. Within a split second, he is free of the third defender courtesy of a simple spin-and-turn move. As he nears the goalmouth, a figure, so small but yet menacing appeared in the distance.

It was... Phamelia!

The soul of their team, the heart of their defence, and the anchor of their backline, Phamelia was indeed the Defender to beat! She was the last defender on the court, and her quiet but strong presence could even be felt by WJ himself. Her aura, emitting waves of resilience even caused the Man himself a slight shiver as he neared her.
Time to face the music, she snarled to WJ.
Shakened but determined to beat her, cunning WJ appeared to go left, and was instantly followed by Phamelia. However, in that vital moment, WJ used the outside of his right foot the push the ball upwards while he was bringing the ball to his left. That master of a move, coupled by the brilliance of WJ, brought about an OLE which left Phamelia standing there, all hope lost.
As WJ approached the Goalmouth, with 6 opposing players and 2 teammates watching, and praying for different causes, he saw the Goalie, all poised to pounce on the ball any moment! Being known in the whole world for his outrageous finishing, Wj, unnerved, took a ride on Lady Luck and glanced to his right, and shot to his left. The goalkeeper couldnt live up to her name, and was totally torn apart by this cheeky yet effective fake, just staring as the ball went past her."

It was over, WJ has scored a goal, and it was indeed a beauty. All these in the magical 10 seconds earned him the Man of the Match performance. He is such a great person, with great personality and is so humble despite posessing such magnificent skills.

In our Post-match interview,

Reporter: How do you feel scoring that goal?
WJ: All in a days work! It was indeed a team effort, without my team i couldnt ever score that goal. like they say, Football is about a team, not an individual. We must always remember that.

Reporter: What was the greatest obstacle on that court during the whole game?
WJ:I must say it was my goalie. He kept delivering nerve-wracking passes to me and even though i have such great skill, sometimes it will help if he sends the ball the right way! But i have to thank him, because it was he who started the 10 seconds of Magic.

Reporter: Just what is your real name?
WJ: That is for me to know, and for you to find out.

Reporter:Great guy, great words, indeed.

So long then, until next time friends!

What are they doing?

2006-05-11T20:22:00.000+08:00

heres a super funny video of missing open goals and stuff! must watch! it will make you laugh hahaha! Even my grandmom can score em!

Watch it here.

One More Day.

2006-05-09T17:17:00.000+08:00

Things are going downhill.
I practically screwed Chem today. Songboh.
1 more day. And maybe things will be fine.

I cant wait

If Only I Could Turn Back Time.

2006-05-08T21:55:00.000+08:00

Im such an insensitive clod.
If only i could turn back time,
Im sorry, i really am.
:(

GE 2006

2006-05-07T15:12:00.000+08:00

Elections over, PAP's Mr MBT (More bacon and tomato) still in charge of tampines, YAY!
Hahaha.
But then, WP's Chiam See Tong still control Potong Pasir. FYI, Chiam See Tong in hokkien means-Zan4 Shi2 Ding3. Zan shi ding can ding for 20 plus years, this is what i call PRO. But ive realised in recent years, Mr Chiam only wins by a very small margin, maybe GE 2011, theres a SLIGHT possiblity that he might be overthrown by PAP, provided if he continues helping Potong Pasir replenish their supply of Potong Ice Cream hahaha! Ok lame joke, sorry.
Hmm, James Gomez's team of WP people lost to PAP's team. Aljunied GRC i think. Abit expected, after Gomez pulled his little stunt at the Elections Department.

Hey come to think of it, he might ACTUALLY be a spy for PAP, as in, where on Earth do you find someone so dense, that actually didnt know that a place like the Elections Department surely comes equipped with CCTVs one?
Wl, 3 yr old kid also know lah, contesting for Parliament people if dunno i laugh lah!

Hmm, to summarise things,
84seats in parliament- 2 seats not PAP's before GE2006.
Now, everythings still the same! Potong Pasir and Hougang still controlled by opposition parties.
Hmmm.

I just realised in the next GE, ill be able to vote liao!
Oh, i hope got Progress Package too! hahaha

2006-05-03T21:26:00.000+08:00

First night without my brother, who's currently in Japan for those of you haven't realised. Life's pretty boring now :( bleh.

Lets see how im currently doing in all of my subj's so far!
English - I nth to say. Its either writing compositions or doing compres nowadays, sux balls.
HCL- WOAH, every lesson is like a roller coaster ride for me! HAHAHA
A. Maths- So far so good, but my results. So far, not good, in fact.. terrible.. all i can say. but i still like a math though heh!
E. Maths - No kick la hahaha, the easiest subject there is!
Biology- Hmm, not a bad subj, but the teacher... sigh, i dun comment.
Physics - Doing good so far! :D
Chemistry - Not bad... Apart from the practicals which are killers for me.
Geog Elect- Not following a single thing thats going on, when therere tests coming, i feel im reading a brand new chpter rofl
SS- Not following anything either..shit..
i just realised imma flop my humans if i dun do anything abt it soon.. damnnit, shall just start during june holidays!

Tmr we'll be receiving our a math test results. Wish me luck :(
I hope i can scrape a pass.

Runaway kid.

2006-05-02T21:27:00.000+08:00

Just got wind of a friend ive known since Secondary One that he left home for.. say approximately a week? Wtf. I dunno what to say. And all because he had a tiff with his parents.

First things first, if you have the guts to run away from home in the first place, you should also have the guts to stay out there forever la. If you decide to come back, not only are you silently admitting defeat to your parents, it actually also proves that youre just a "Threaten-your-elders" and "spur-of-the-moment" kinda person. I personally detest this kind of stupid acts, i mean, theyre your parents after all, you run away from them, then one week later, you come back maybe because you run out of money or stuff.

You think what, motel ah?
Your parents deserve some respect too.
Secondly, even if you cant stand your parents' nagging, just endure somehow! wth people raise you up for 16years, just a little bit of scolding and you pack your bag and leave home for so many days. Think about it, is it worth it to cause them so much worry and stress, as if they dont have enough of that already? Its simply ridiculous.

i remember during primary school, my friend ran away from home. He appeared on my doorstep and asked
"Let me stay one day can?"
i let him in, and dialled his house to inform his obviously distraught parents.
1 hour later, they came and fetched him home.
Tears were shed i remember.

Sigh, i dunno what else to say.

Sometimes, in life, you get into bad patches with your parents.
But it'll all pass, its just a phase;
Dont take it out on them or on yourself by doing these.
Ultimately it'll hurt both parties.
Its not worth it,
Just give them some breathing space.
Theyre your parents after all.

Crush Calculator.

2006-05-01T20:15:00.000+08:00

My good friend told me that if you were too lazy to think of a title, just randomly select a few words from your post and copy it onto the title. So, i have decided to name this post "Crush Calculator".

hahahaha, crush calculator so funny! received so many distinct replies from people. Lets take Miss Ng Xin Rong for example.

Friend: xinrong

Crush #1: I OWN YOU

Crush #2: THINK I

Crush #3: SO STUPID ?

LOL. Aiya, seeing that i have been your good friend since Primary 1, (ok maybe not that good during primary 3) Im gonna be frank and answer the question you posed lah.

(heartbeat- thump thump thump)

Yes.

HAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
the truth really hurts doesnt it. LOL TOO BAD.

ok crap post. what am i doing?!
hmm promised to do a favour for witch.
hahaha! shall get abt it now.
Life's good ftm.

James Gomez Fiasco

2006-04-30T12:01:00.000+08:00

Thi guy really makes me lmao man.
Apparently he filled in an election form, then proceeded to put the form in an envelope, THEN into his bag. LOL. instead of handing it in to the authorities, he did all of the above. HAHHAHA. Member of Workers Party too, challenging the hmm? not sure which GRC, should be either Sembawang or Aljunied. Correct me if im wrong. But surely, (IMO) this will diminish their chances?

Soooo.. Mr Gomez insisted he had handed the form in. and insisted and insisted until SUDDENLY, everybody realized that there was a security camera at the place of event! Which was how the above came to light. HAHAHAHA IF I WERE YOU MR GOMEZ, i will be damn paiseh la.
OH well, at least he apologised in the end. If not, i say good game ah.

Hmmm. Bro flying off to Japan on Tuesday with 3 of his friends on a 9day trip while me, child prodigy and future bigshot is stuck in Singapore doing the following things:

1) Study for the many tests coming up.
2) Endure my A Maths Test Results.
3) Wake up at 545am for 4 days next week.

Sigh. Life is really unfair.

But luckily im not James Gomez. Heh.

ooh oh ya, heres a crush calculator, got alot of spastic theories behind it hahaha.
Just have a go here, wont you? in the name of fun! :]

Spastic.

2006-04-29T16:52:00.000+08:00

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zhang Weijie!

Early thermometers were filled with Zhang Weijie instead of mercury.
In Chinese, the sound 'Zhang Weijie' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
It's bad luck for a flag to touch Zhang Weijie.
In his entire life, Zhang Weijie will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
Zhang Weijie has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
If you break Zhang Weijie, you will get seven years of bad luck.
Zhang Weijie can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Zhang Weijie, though it may feel uncomfortable.
In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Zhang Weijie.
If you lace Zhang Weijie from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!

Vanquished.

2006-04-28T13:30:00.000+08:00

There isnt really much to say these days.
Am feeling pretty negative recently.
Maybe time will solve all things,

but maybe its alr a case of too little too late..
maybe

Didnt go to school today, cause of abdominal pains at abt 6am. Turned out to a gay stomach flu when i went to the doc's. wth... today got amaths somemore, hope i didnt really miss much of em.

Ohwells. Will attempt to type out more in my next post.
And yeah on a lighter note, arsenal is in the finals for champions league :D

2006-04-22T10:19:00.000+08:00

Just returned from the market. Went there at about, say9am? and had my breakfast there.
ALONE.
My parents stayed at home having toast and coffee lol. So i told myself "Do i wanna eat starch or good food?"
Obviously i chose the latter, so i headed to the market opposite my house.
I remember, a few years back, the market was a rather filthy one. Cigarette butts were everywhere, it was deadset noisy and people were always bustling around.

Now, things are different.
After the massive renovation a few months back, the seats and tables have all changed to a brighter shade of colour. The tiles of the floor were removed and fixed with prettier one, theres even an information booth so that lost children can head there. Halfway through the meal, I realised to my surprise there was also a PA system installed in the market.
"Stall XXX is having a discount. I repeat, stall XXX is having a discount."
You can also pay for your meals with a cashcard too. Some of the table cleaners even come equipped with walkie talkies.
Once a market, now a shopping mall.
Ah, the melancholy of change aint it?

Hmm sth interesting happened during my visit!
While i was waiting for the noodles, something caught the attention of my eyes.

This was the zhao pai of the shop la. It totally shocked me, i mean, people expect to see food on it, not a picture of a balding man in a white singlet.
Hmmm. Maybe their version of popularity and coolness is a wee bit different, isnt it?
To my horror, as i looked closer, this is what i saw.

The uncle on it was exhaling smoke out of his nose.
Cigarette smoke, i reckon. hahahaha.
which of course, inspired me to take a picture of it.
Oh. forgot to upload a picture of the sky outside my flat yesterday.

It was raining, but the sky, it wasnt really grey. Instead, it was a rather pretty shade of crimson. The rain, accompanied with the sky, the thunder and the lightning.
A great sight to behold : )
cos you just dont see stuff like that often, they pop out of the blue, and theres really nth you can do about em.

Sian diao

2006-04-21T22:26:00.000+08:00

Today has been sucky.
It started out fine.. but stuff happened at night that really made me...feel down.. i guess.
Ive got this really bad notion of stuff happening now.
OH WELL, shall just let nature take its course.
Dont ask me what happened anyway.
Damn i really need some time to think now.

Some pretty good music down here
Be My Escape - Relient K
Catch Your Wave - The Click 5
The Shadown Proves The Sunshine - Switchfoot
Politicians - Switchfoot
Summerlights- Air TV

Really nice! Takes your mind off stuff! : D

2006-04-20T22:11:00.000+08:00

Wtf. Just my luck.
This is exactly what happened.
During bio lesson, Audrey suddenly spun around and showed off her handcuffs to david and i, apparently bought from italy. David toyed with it for a bit, then proceeded to handcuff my hand to the table. In the name of fun, coupled with the fact that she wasnt really teaching us anything (IMO), I didnt resist. So i got locked to the table for about say, several minutes? Somehow, mrs lim spotted david and i fiddling with sth under our desks, and immediately stood there and glared at us.

Boys being boys, both of us couldnt stop ourselves from laughing. well not really laughi, but we couldnt really contain our laughter cos she just kept giving that face and staring at us. Also i couldnt put my left hand on the table, cos you know, yeah. HAHAHA then audrey was also trying to suppress her laughter. FINALLY, mr huang zhiheng saw what was going on and started to look at his feet and giggle, ok not giggle its for girls, laugh too!

You can imagine the situation la.
One teacher stopping her trademark-droner lesson and staring at 4 people producing muffled laughters.
In the end, david finally uncuffed me with the goddamned keys (without the knowledge of mrs lim of course), and i put my hand on the table again! So far so good. My brain then proceeded to rack up a stupid excuse as to why we were laughing.

"i was telling a joke teacher."
"WHY? CAN SHARE WITH THE CLASS? SINCE EVERYONES SO BORED"
(she didnt shout, but she was very unpleasant. it was our fault, i admit it, even till now. I dont deny its not our fault.)
"not really. i forgot what i said and it wasnt really funny."

THEN WTF THE BIG PART CAME.
She told me to go up and receive a form. saying
"actually dun want to do it in front of e class, but i have no choice you see."
I thought it was some big case scenario, so, obviously you could imagine my plight then. For the first time this year i started to really panick la.

A BIG CASE SCENARIO COS I LAUGH DURING BIO.

upon receiving the form, TO MY ECSTASY, its just because i was late for 3 times.
apparently, i landed myself a misdemeanour.
Oh, my ever-so shortlived joy. Cannot get excellent conduct grade liao.
Then she started to lecture us about the conduct and attitude of our class. Damn sian i tell you. She just gives me the impression that shes disinterested in teaching, i dunno if its the same with 4a or other classes too. Even david agrees with me.

During a normal bio lesson, she'll never fail to give that face while teaching, as if our whole class owed her a million dollars or sth. Maybe its her natural face and she cant do anything bout it, BUT WTH, at least show some enthusiasm la.
Ok, maybe today i wasnt really paying attention. But then you werent really teaching and i swear WHEN your teaching, i will pay attention one.

Sian. I always have undesirable relationships with form teachers.
Sec1-Tan tui gee introduced me to Mr kiw.
Sec2-Mr siva. Woohoo, no. of reflections i wrote for him is abt 100000000
Sec3-Miss Azlin. So far the best yet. I was late 21 times in a single year and not even a single letter of warning was issued. But Ms lim beats her hands down in teaching amath la sad to say. Oh, and she likes to grin when i crack jokes to liven things up too. This, is what i call, OPEN MINDEDNESS and FLEXIBILTY.
Sec4-Mrs Lim. So far so bad. Im expecting at the most a good conduct grade during midyear.
Ill rejoice if i get that i tell you.

OK enough of pissed up stuff.
time to clarify something which is of PARAMOUNT importance.

I
AM
NOT
RICK.
so stop calling me rick puh-leasee.

Call me rick zhang.

Ok that was a joke stick to wj instead.
Im gonna explain how i got the name rick, and WHY you should not call me rick.
In Perth, upon meeting my host, we started a convo.
Host: Hey how'd you doing? My name is Joey, nice to meet you!
Me:Great! Pleased to meet you too. Im wj.
J:wee jay (took him several seconds)
J's mum:Nono u got him wrong its weiii jei my lad.
After several moments, they still couldnt pronounce this sacred name properly.
Come to think of it, it kinda irked me that time. Playing with my name!
I hate it when people play with peoples names rofl.
(heh heh)

Suddenly,
j's mum:Could we call you rick dear?
me:Rick?
her:Yes. R-I-C-K.
methinks:Wth i know how its spelt but of all names why rick???!?
WHY NOT GOD OR STH.
mesays:Sure!

HENCE, MY DEAR FRIENDS, THIS WAS HOW RICK CAME ABOUT.

ok. now to the practical part. 5 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT CALL ME RICK.
1)Im not rick.
2)I dont like this name.
3)It pisses me up!!!! lol
4)Rick sounds gay.
5)Wj>Rick. OK?!

SO GUYS CUT IT OUT ALR!!

ciao for the moment ''!

2006-04-19T20:20:00.000+08:00

Ok, changed my blog addy! So now its officially named...
www.deeptempest.blogspot.com!
ok like duh if your here means you know already! hahaha
lmao ok some reasons why i changed my addy!
1) too many people reading my blog, esp ppl whom im not comfortable with.
2) got teachers know my blog (mrs lim, miss ng）
3) i cannot attack people i loathe, abhor and detest. Hence i have 0 freedom of speech.
4) Its time to stop posting irrelevant stuff.
5) im running out of gay stuff to entertain viewers. ppl treat my blog as an entertainment site. BUT ITS NOT I TELL YOU.
Thats abt all! Will blog next time soon!
OHhh. and thanks you sms for that hippo kinder bueno! :D]

Ciao '

2006-04-16T15:32:00.000+08:00

Hmm. time to blog.

Thursday- Sports day & Unit outing
Sports day was...one hell of a day. Went to the other end of singapore for the annual sports meet together with ngee ann temasek and chong cheng. it was rather lame, ok, not rather, but terribly. After watching football on tv, and after watching their stadiums, THEN, come to jurong stadium, i wanted to lmao man! Worse still, it started drizzling not long after we reached. But at least can see the CCHSM (whatever) girl runners though! (cos we were sitting in a tent at the ground floor) Most of them were really gdlooking! heh.
Dunno who were the winners in the end cos NPCC had to siam off at 4 cos of the bbq. AHH, the better part of the day!
Met up with the aussies (saw my host too) and engaged with them in a variety of games. (sports and gay stuff like sandcastle building). played soccer with one aussie guy too.
Then the bbq sorta started. and me and LAU WENG ONN had to stood guard over all of the bags. Actually it was no biggie our pit was just like 10 steps away. hahaha. So we didnt really do any bbq, but ate the bbqed food instead rofl.

ok. Then came the funniest part of the night. Some of our juniors played soccer with me, ryan, weng onn, colin and weizhou. well, actually, colin came in halfway! so it was like 9v4. Then again they were sec1s. We started playing at about 9(rofl) and ended at abt 10plus. You cant really see anything except white figures darting about and a ball rolling around. and everytime u get close to the goalmouth, the whole game turns into a wrestling competition hahaha.
There was a very very hilarious scenario at the goalmouth, where ryan was in posession of e ball. He whacked the ball damn hard, then suddenly the ball disappeared. So i was like "Song boh goal right?"
Then i spun around, and saw the ball bouncing away at the right side of the open area. (it was out by alot cos of a deflection) HAHAHA damn funny lah i tell you and everybody started laughing straightaway. XD

Ok, then went home, slept and went off to aloha changi the next day. brought a soccer ball along too. So many stuffs happened at the chalet! rather fun one too. played mj, bridge, blackjack etc. Will not elaborate on anything except for the "midnight" part!
We watched dollmaster! Sad to say, it was a poor film. Why do all korean films always use those kinda stereotypical scaring skills on us viewers. Disc one was a complete bore. Disc 2 had some scare factors and gory parts.
But the scary parts were kinda lame, totally expected. At first nobody. Then, turn around, a doll with ridiculously small pupils pops out and the background music went a thousand notches up. you know, from "bzzzz" to "BZ". LOL ok you know wad i mean.
And the ending was illogical to, sad to say.

After that, we played indian poker for one hour plus. (i learnt how to play that game finally!) Pretty spastic, but very good game if your in need of some laughs! (hor ryan?) HAHAHA. Then showed off my magical tricks which baffled most of the audience except the logical thinker Alan. There was one part i screwed up though! The part where i had to poduce the card after making a mess out of the entire deck. For more info, you can ask moses, geraldine, joanne, ryan, weizhou etc. hahaha i swore it really got all of us cracking up.
All in all, it was a fantastic chalet! Although the whole place was rather messed up with junk food wrappers and other crap. we had fun as a squad, and also had fun as an individual! =] ill do anything to have another squad chalet again!

Ok. good long post today. Have to get started on the geog crap soon. If not ill have to suffer the wrath of Mrs Chin. bleh

BackToBack

2006-04-12T18:41:00.000+08:00

Woohoo. havent came online for, hm, say, 3 days? been mugging and studying and mugging and studying during this period of time! im amazed by my own willpower. I mean, not signing into msn for THREE WHOLE DAYS, i bet not many of you out there can achieve this feat hahaha!

oh well, im also pretty pleased to say im following all the lessons, well, UP TO NOW that is. My seat's real good, got jokes(david) + got help(zhiheng). Killing 2 birds with one stone, hahahaha.
ok. was on bus today with a friend. So, the bus is filled with lotsa people and i went
me:Wl, so many ppl on the bus.
fren:Cos SBS bus stands for Sibei Song bus.
LOL!?!?!? what a stupidly funny joke, and my sian-ness dissipated almost immediately! =)
Lmao ok enough crap.
Hmmmmmm. was flipping through the newspapers recently, and there was this online debate, whereby some guy named pony whatever was criticising people who comes from ITE, poly Etc.

"The fact that we can do better in all the exams up till now means that we have a better learning ability that the rest of you."

How childish. And such arrogance. Insipid mindless words. Well, IMO anyhow.
This person's thinks hes so great and owns the world just cos he IS(maybe, who knows actually) in JC. i mean, wtf, grades aint everything, you stupid snail. Get out of your shell and face the goddamned world. What a retard pls. If i go to poly, and you bull in front of me about your "superiority", you die i tell you.
Haha ok enough of morons now.

On a lighter note, i saw my australian host Joey today! Still as cool and as hip as ever. Woohoo, throw him a dirtbike and he'll start revving, throw him a car and he's zoomed off. Cool aint it? hahaha. Come to think of it, aussie life is wayyy cooler than sg life.
i swear imma immigrate to some country when i have loads of money, (prefably spain) and immerse myself in their culture, language and life. whee. that will be sooooo perfect. ill then be fulfilling my aspiracion. (dunno how its spelt, but its actually aspiration in spanish.)

Went through a period of crapping (mrs vora didnt come), where david, zhiheng, yujun and i qi xin xie li to shoot spastic videos. So far, there have been 2 episodes.
1) The mystery of the flip open handphones.
2) The mystery of the stopping fan.
Theyre total sellouts! For this video (dhs students can get them for free), come look for me/david/zhiheng today!
Cheers! =] honestly, my class full of spastic people hahaha.

Sports day tmr, after that, unit outing! Whee. Weekend of enjoyment for me YES!
Oh, before i sign off, i have to thank wilbur pan(isit spelt correctly)for lending me her air pump! Thank you thank you thank you :))))))
Haha, oh ya, heres a compilation of "stupid until funny jokes" by david, jonathan and me.
ENJOY! XD

What band does football players dislike most?
Yellowcard.

Who cannot comb centre parting?
Wu Zhong Xian.

What band very cheap?
50 cent.

What person likes to snatch eggs?
Our beloved President Nathan.

What insect very cheap?
Centipede.

Why is mr lee so afraid of mr chew?
Because Mr Chew Tah Lee.

What football player always loses his car?
Roberto Carlos.

What do you call a young mango?
Mangosteen.

Disclaimer: The above information is not meant to "attack" anybody. Any coincidences are purely unintended. (esp Mr Nathan and our Pe teacher.)

Ok, pretty corny disclaimer. hahaha

2006-04-08T12:58:00.000+08:00

Yesterday, many stuffs happened! reached home at about 9 plus, got down to dinner, finished my amaths, then hit the sack after sending sms and kq wellwishes for their italy trip. (urgh, 10 days, im jealous)

So, about 1130pm, while i was dozing away, oblivious to the outside world, major shit happened.

My aircon went off.
Within 1 minute, i woke up, starting to sweat profusely cos u know, i was pretty blanketed. Damn HOT, i tell you. I got out of my room and realised that the whole house was pitch black. So, it finally struck me-BLACKOUT. and on the 4th floor only. -curses- so suay. All my neighbours were getting out of their houses when i looked out the window. Apparently, they were checking if the situation was the same with their fellow neighbours.

SO, i went back to sleep wout blankets, this time opening the windows. I tried switching on the lights, but nth happened. (duh.) Then, i wondered wth was happening to my room and realised there was a blackout. HAHAHA, dunno wad happened to me but perhaps, maybe, and most certainly, i was in a daze, like, cos i just woke up. So, i fell asleep. BUTTTTTTTTTT not more than 15 minutes, the aircon started working again, the lights went on and my dog started barking.

Song boh.
So i had to get up again to close the windows, switch off the lights and went downstairs to hush my dog. (didnt know why she started barking though) Then, dazedly, i plumped onto my bed and fell asleep again.

Not more than 15mins, the aircon went off again and i woke up, both cursing and sweating profusely this time. WTF. i refuse to type out what happened in the end, except that i finally fell asleep at 1220am, amidst karaoke songs sung by my NEIGHbours, LITERALLY, cos they sing like horses.

Haiz, online now to finish chem project. it was supposed to be completed a long long time ago, BUT, with a thousand thanks to SWZ who did a fantabulous and splendid job out of the casestudy and questionaire, i had to come online and redo everything! (almost)

Sigh, been skipping Pe recently due to my foot. Like, two times in row? ill be taking it next thurs though, hey wait, sports day next thurs. Hai, the AGony of sprained AGnkles man (pun fully intended). sitting there like a disabled junk while watching my friends run.
Nvm. At least its healing.

Before i sign off, heres a pretty funny video!
HAHAHA.
this dumb ghost, draped over a white cape, was trying to steal stuff when she bumped over a table and revealed herself to be a woman in her mid30s. LOL. Watch it or you'll be missing out on a good laugh.

2006-04-05T22:27:00.000+08:00

hello all! bio test tmr and im sitting down here blogging.
I can say im pretty confident for the test. one repeated chapter, another chapter which i studied during sec 2. So on the whole, should be ok la.
Just got wind from my favourite chemistry teacher Miss Ng that she frequents my blog! Omg, 2 teachers altogether! Mrs Lim and Miss Ng, no wonder they say good things always come in pairs. HAHAHA.
Ok, dear Miss Ng, if you're actually reading this, please tag! LOL. and stun everybody including me yah?

Nth much to blog out. School is really getting darn tough with all the crazy tests and assignments. Its pretty hard to keep i say. I can really feel the heat now! If you get what i mean, its never been like this during lower secondary. I miss that life.
After school, get to bbcourt/field and whack balls with classmates then play hide and seek with Mr Siva. Oh man, the pure enjoyment.
Oh, the thrill (well, not exactly, but in a certain way) of DnT plus HE lessons, 3 periods each week! Wow!
And to think i used to dislike ACC in the past. Just copy and thats all.

And now, we get periods like interaction periods. Hahaha. No offense, but i think theyre totally useless man. IMO they TOTALLY should be replaced by lessons such as Amaths. I could use the extra work i tell you. Sighs.

getting pretty late now. Ok i know for some of you the night's still young hahaha. But for me its witching hour already! The big match starts in less than 4 hrs! o.0
Can barely wait. haha.
Oh, almost forgot, for all those who like watching the game, heres a compilation of videos of Freddy Adu, 17years old now if im not wrong. yup. JC year one lorh.

bb anyway!

2006-04-01T19:35:00.000+08:00

EDIT-on further thinking on my part, i have decided to omit this particual section out for the better good of my friend and I-EDIT

Ok, been a nice (and productive) day today. Went out to tm with my mum to get myself a pair of nike shoes. (the soles of my old one came off just like that) Browsed thru Isetan, saw this billabong sling bag. Isit nice? i need opinions badly lol.

Heres the bag! i think its pretty nice.

Passed by my friend's store.

HAHA. IT CRACKED ME UP.

Then, we headed to the accursed supermarket, NTUC.

Does this scare you? If not, see a doctor.

horrors of horrors, i tell you. its always so crowded (ESP ON WEEKENDS WHERE THOSE AUNTIES DECIDE TO HAVE A GAY OUTING) and those stupid baskets full of canned goods and veggies and fruits always hit me.

Basket! So pain!

After an hour or so in Hell, we headed home.
No. of NTUC bags we had=6
No. of NTUC I carried=5

Im like so filial. HARHARHA.
Reached home, had dinner, and here i am, typing out stuff.
Hmmm, ive realised that the daniel chesterfield video is gaining immense popularity among my friends. Its on the handphones of peeps like david, pinrui, tedrid. lol.
So i hereby swear to discover more funny videos! HAHAHA. So stay tuned and watch this space anyway!!!

Here's one anyway. you'll see some pretty funny stuff. and a DAMNED FUNNY TWIST in the end LOL. Believe me.

haha, and oh, this pict just got me cracking everytime i see it. i dunno why, it reminds me of a friend. HAHAHA.

LOL.

Ciao for the moment!

2006-03-29T20:24:00.000+08:00

Ok. haven blogged in quite some time. Lifes been hectic, really. with the hell lot of hw piling up and coupled with the i-wouldnt-say-easy lessons, its damnation at its purest form.

On a much lighter note, my ankle is healing. Actually, i think i sprained my ankle+pulled my ligament muscle. Is there such a combination anyway? I wouldnt know haha SJ ppl enlighten me.

But it still feels pretty weird though. I cant walk normally, let alone run. feels as if my right leg is shorter than the left one, and this kind of feeling really sucks! Try wearing a platform shoe on your left leg, and youll get what i mean.

Oh, and i really like my new seating plan. kicksass =] ive been concentrating alot more during lessons woohoo! a breakthrough in life some might say hahahah! just kidding.
Anyway, just to let you readers know. Even if mrs lim knows this space already, im still gonna crap what i want here you know, since its like, vintagecrap and all. So dont worry ill still have freedom of speech and i dun care a hoot even if they discover my rantings on particular teachers. heh heh, hint hint Mr Blinker.

Sad to say, Mr Blinker's lessons are getting REALLLLLLY mundane. Every tripleperiod he just comes in, says: time for zuo wen! Omg its like so exciting can. My heart beating in utmost trepidation everytime he zombies into the class. Or is it liddat with other classes too? But ohwell, double periods are a definite bore. Yadda yadda mumble murmur his way thru the lesson. and when i ask ppl what is he talking about everytime i get myself into crap. Not worth it man. bleagh nvm ill strive to keep my mouth shut starting from tmr.

OH.
HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY.
Arsenal beat Juve 2-0 at highbury!!!!!!!!!!WOOOTS CAN. (Yes SWELL MAN UTD FANS)
Player of the match: Kolo Toure (imo)
Joker of the match: Camoranesi (how to spell) for his constant funny fouling antics and his wave and kiss (in front of fabio capello) to the highbury faithful upon his dimissal.
i'd doubt much ppl will know wad im talking about anyway. BUT I JUST WANNA SAY: LIVE BY THE GUN, DIE BY THE GUN. GO GUNNERS. BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM AT TURIN.
Confirm can one. Im gonna dream about the 2nd leg tonight. hahahah!

Oh ya, before i leave, heres some really nice picts i conjured out. HAhaHAHA anybody interested just tell me and ill teach you LOL. Enjoy!

HAHAHA these picts are really lame LOL.

sad.

2006-03-25T22:06:00.000+08:00

ARGH. I SPRAINED MY ANKLE. TWICE IN A MONTH.
talk about bad luck.
So, it happened yesterday in school at about 7pm probably? And it was one hell of a day. I got tripped and landed on the ground with my ankle positioned and whacked weirdly against the it, courtesy of a friend whom i have decided not to name to protect his identity.
The pain i experienced during the first 30 seconds was excruciating. I thought i had torn my ligament or sth. Damn pain, felt like blacking out, but the pain kept me from doing so. So took a cab home, with the cabfare sponsored by him. couldnt even put my leg on e ground. had to hop from place to place BLEH so damn pain la.

This morning, woke up, took bus to the polyclinic 2 stops away. Sorta hobbled.
After taking the xray examination.
Doctor:Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. i m not sure what this xray means. i have to consult a colleague of mine.
methinks:"omg, chum liao."
-after several moments the doc finally skipped(kinda) back in-
doc:it seems that you have fractured the bone in ur right ankle. A tranverse one. I will refer you to CGH a&e department. i will write you a referral letter. You have to wear a cast and learn how to use crutches for about 2 months. They wil arrange everything there.

methinks:"shit lah, aprils fool still one week away. you tell me this kind of crap expect me to believe?"
mesays:"ok."
I swore, my whole heart sank as i travelled to CGH.
Crutches=shit.
Cast=shit.
My life with em=shits times 2.
How am i gonna cope lor.

But then again, my luck is good la. The doc there said
"i cant see anything. I think it is just a sprain. if the swelling doesnt stop, come to me next week.. blah blah blah"
Wow, am so happy then can!
Almost died and gone to hillbilly heaven when i heard "no crutches"!
But fact is, ive sprained my ankle. and its really swollen.
i think its getting prone to sprains and twists now.
ive got to stop taking risks when i play sports.
Esp contact ones like soccer.
So no soccer for 2 months. A long time. but im just not gonna get onto the field (or anywhere else) and kick a ball. See me doing that, you can come and scold me or do whatever crap you want. My leg is more important.
Prevention is way way better than cure.
actually, ive realised how ive been taking things in life for granted. You dont realise their importance until you actually lose them. Then youll start regretting and all. Take my ankle for example, after spraining it 3 weeks ago, i didnt care and started running around again. Yesterday, it happened again and this time it was worse. So people, treasure what you have now!!! cherish em man. if not, one day, whoosh its all gone. and youll start asking urself questions.

Sigh. my ankle still hurts quite abit.
Hope the swelling heals within a week. really.

2006-03-21T22:09:00.000+08:00

Haven blogged for quite some time. Stupid tv programmes are driving me nuts and steering me off the studying life. CHANNEL 5. PLEASE STOP AIRING REALITY TV. oh well lol but then again its just me with my inability to resist these oh-ever-so-tempting temptations. Lets see, whats nice on tv the past few days!
1. pearl harbour
2. so you think you can dance
3.campus superstar (channel u though)
Oh ya congrats to clara on reaching the last 4.
and...esp the imba theresa!
4. epl shows airing so late (11pm on weekdays) =[
Ok, enough about this. So, Weizhou and i was at this ulu kembangan busstop waiting for the goddamned bus 67 today. (why do i always kena problematic bus 67 drivers.) Within the space of 10 seconds, 3, three, THREE, bus 67s zoomed past without effing stopping!!! and all three were indians. Wad a coincidence la. Im not being racist ah, i just noticed all 3 of the bus drivers were indians. Maybe its because bus 67 come from little india? I wouldnt know. So, we bo bian. Sit on the bench talk cock. Suddenly, this lady, the only person with us at the busstop, had a pretty interesting conversation on her phone.
Lady: Hello, im calling to ask ah, why 3 bus 67 pass by kembagan bus stop without stopping. what is going on ah?
-the "bickering" continued for 5 mins-
Lady:Ok ok, you tell me, how long do i have to wait for e next bus ah?
-pause-
Lady:Im very upset by this leh. I hope you all can do something to improve it. If not i will have to consider writing to the strait times.
-hangs up-

Wtf. Just miss bus only. Must write to ST forums? Cmon. Why dont you go cut the grass at beside ur void deck or sth. At least thats contribution. Maybe the drivers just didnt see us, give them a break, bukit timah to tampines=no mean feat.

But im still pissed anyway. I was waving my guts out and you zoom past us 3 times. Show me some respect. i am a 1.76m tall student who knows rifle drill and comes from DHS lor.
So, in the end, we boarded bus 28. Then halfway thru the ride, (we were standing), i told Weizhou
Me: Eh, that auntie just now abit sot right?
wz (whispers): she behind you you ******.

So, i looked at the corner of my eye and there she was! sitting on a seat and looking at my back. head? not so sure, i just flushed and we immediately moved to e back of the bus. Wad an exciting bustrip back home. I seem to encounter alotta weird bus incidents. Oh but wth, i take bus for 6 yrs liao. you just HAVE to see things lol.

Hmmmm. Some really interesting videos for you guys. Am lazy to upload. So just click on the links! Lawl.

Daniel Chesterfield. -Some guy acting spastic and thinking hes a superb magician must watch!

Lip syncing. -I swear the guy behind and the guy on our right got knacks for producing some totally gay moves and facial expressions.

Enjoy! Ciao haha

Bored.

2006-03-18T16:24:00.000+08:00

So bored! Here are some really goofy picts for my readers! Enjoy! =]

Any Mourinho haters out there? LOL thank me man.

A knack Mr ivanloh possesses: Making spastic faces.

Forgot where i found this. Lol. Was on my comp.

A friend inspired me to post this pict.

A watch i blew for 120 bucks. lol.

Watched Goal! yesterday on the laptop. About this guy named Santiago Munez chasing his dream. A quote from the movie itself, "Dare to dream, and you get screwed."
It set me thinking for a moment, and if we really should go all out to achieve our dream, and if were actually able to afford the consequences when we, like, you know, get screwed. lol.
But thats not the point. The point is IT WAS A GREAT MOVIE. Not everything in it focuses on soccer, alotta stuff about life in England. (Makes me wanna go there even more =[)
Had a stupidly gay conversation with my bro this morning. Was asking him whether he was ever gonna watch Goal! at all.
me:Eh, you gonna watch Goal! at all? Damn nice leh, about this guy chasing his dream.
Bro:Nah. Wads the meaning behind everything.
me:that you shoud never give up while chasing your dream.
Bro:oh. im chasing my dream too. my dream is that i dream to have more free time. So if i watch this guy chasing his dream, then, i cant achieve my dream, because then i will spend my free time watching him chase his dream instead of trying to chase my own dream. So, i dun think im gonna watch it cos i need to chase my dream instead of watch him chase his dream.

-.-" gay analysis anyway. Lol.

2006-03-15T20:35:00.000+08:00

End of Annual LC 2006.
Total hours slept in 60+ hours=less than 4.
Jeez, what a looong camp it was. but it was definitely a fun camp, filled with fun activities and fun people. Will not elaborate on the camp. The picts above summarise em all. =] Funny and gay stuff happened! Like boon wei whacking my entire head off with the door. Imba man. If i was miss Koh, bw=gg. Anyway bw if your reading this, i have already forgiven you anyway rofl. Brothers forever ymy?
Thanks to everybody out there who made my camp and enjoyable one! Special thanks to..
Moses and Peiting for being excellent coordinators.
Wenjie and Ivan Lau for nonstop entertainment and jokes even at 2am.
Ivan loh for conjuring up an emcee script 1hr before campfire.
Normen for punking up the entire camp.
Edwin for you-know-what HAHA.
And everybody else who made our camp a successful one!
During the final hours of camp itself, we had to do a survey. I did it with normen and boy, were we ever honest.

Things learnt by Normen
Sleep is important.
3 tables≠bed.

Things I learnt
dont mess with lau weng onn.
Hostel food stinks.
And i mean it, they cant cook properly man. The nuts were really nuts, they didnt even taste like nuts. Their corn dish was so corny i spat it out immediately after eating it. wtf. Their lychee drink. CHEE, so diluted and tasteless. The only good part about it was it was cold.
Sigh. Today was the last day for quite a number of my squadmates. Np life has become meaningless without them. A huge part of Npcc has been fragmented. It just isnt the same anymore.
Am dejected. This stupid dumb retirement shit, coupled with the fact that theres only 4 more days to school reopening has got me way down.
Super exhausted mentally and physcially.
Hopefully, tmr will be a better day =/

I say: Good Night

2006-03-12T10:37:00.000+08:00

Sian. Wanted to blog yesterday but was way too pooped to do so. had np from 8-hmmm 5? Almost the whole day was spent under the sun tying stuff and i swear im completely burnt now. On a lighter note, Im beginning to find hanging out with my squadmates fun. as when compared to sometime back where we were really cliquish. Yeah. if you get what i mean.

However, ive gotten wind of the people who HAVE to step down from Np. And i must say, it is quite a number. Ive looked at the list and WOW, alotta people were in it. Subdivided into 2 categories are those who have to step down and those who have a choice to step down. Quite a number were in for the latter. Hmm apparently theres a pattern to it.

If you fail any of your mocks, you get urself onto the optional list.

Damn the dumb dhp. (I am not in any way insulting the people in DHP) If there werent any DHP around, i dun think there would have been a retire from cca early programme. Dumb shits. apparently, the school thinks that making you retire early from cca will spur you to 8a1s. ok, that sounds a tad too exaggerated. But the point im trying to make is your actually depriving students of an environment where they can chill and relax with their friends?!? and all in the name of studies. Cmon, we HAVE to step down by June. Yes. This year makes the entire difference. This year is make or break year. This year determines our future. But obviously, you cant just boot us out of the cca we have been in 4 years, and i daresay the last 3 months we spend in our cca are the best times we can actually spend together. Now, you implement this kind of shit plan, in a bid to TRY to improve our studies. Think of it, isit worth it?
Like duh, of cos it isnt. Its like segregation already. Wheres our society of equality? WHERE IS IT! Where is the justice??!
Bottomline: to hell with the retirement shit plan. Please think of us. Yes, retirement has its own benefits. but cca is like the only acceptable refuge we have from studies already.

My 1 week holiday (gulp) just started. Lets see. Overview of how im gonna spend it.
Sat:npcc 8am-530pm.
Sun:Free
Mon-wed: camp
thurs:SS project
Fri:English project
Sat:Aunts Wedding
Sun:Free

Wow, wad a not-so-hectic week ahead. And im only outlining the major events happening each day. So, virtually, my holiday is already gone. WheEEEee. According to these statistics, I have only less than 2 days left to complete my holiday hw and study for physics and emath test. what a wonderful life i lead. Hopefully, the camp will at leabe an escape from reality for me. =]
Tracking back to yesterday, It was a fun day! =] especially after the whole prep ended. The whole squad (well, almost) stayed back to play football, basketball and vball with the CIs. and it was pretty fun too.
Lets see. Me Ryan Edwin and Qiwen sir against ALL. so its like 4v7 or 4v8? lol. Fun game. Esp for Ryan and i. HAHAHA ryan are you reading this? nvm. During the prep itself, interesting things happened that words cant describe. Obviously it was a job for my handphone. Rofl. Enjoy anywayyy.

Colin tweaking the webbing. A job well done! =]

Nice view of Dhs hostel.

Ivan Loh looking ecstatic over this chore.

Ivan scrubbing with his utmost concentration. LOL.

So, Mr ivan loh was scrubbing the floor outside the storeroom when Mr L. Wenjie chimed in infront of EVERYBODY.
Wenjie: Ivan ah Ivan, i can just see you 10 years down the road.
LOL! at his comments!!! However, ivan loh, with a quick brain and spastic mentality, retorted back within the space of 0.00000001 second.
Ivan: At least my academic qualifications allow me to become a man with a job, you jobless boy.
LOL! hence prompting everyone around us to laugh and wenjie to shy away HAHAHA noober!

No offence meant to any of the two warring parties though rofl.
more dumb things happened yesterday, like wenjie asking on the bus why the aircon not producing hot air. I will not comment any further.
You can ask The Joker himself though if you want, LOL.

Hmm. Dunno why im pretty addicted to rock songs atm. Fuel, alterbridge, b jovi, red hot chilli peppers etc. Theyre pretty nice! Unlike techno. When i listen to techno, i think of bio. hey wait it even sorta rhymes rofl.
Here are some songs i'm currently addicted to
1. Hemorrhage by Fuel
2. Open Your Eyes by Alter Bridge
3. Innocent by Fuel
4. Dirty Little Secret by Bon Jovi
5. Californication by rhcp
6. Metalingus by Alter Bridge
7. Broken Wings by Alter Bridge

Sigh. Must really start packing soon. Camp is in like a little bit over 12 hours.
Oh, to all those who havent noticed, Arsenal is in the last 8 of the CL!!! HAHAHah and they drew Benfica. Easy draw imo. Yesss!!! SWELL XR LOL.

Gtg.

Cya guys on Wed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-03-09T18:49:00.000+08:00

Hi there.
Firstly, I would like to clarify some stuff.
Why do many people say that my blog is funny and entertaining and blah blah blah? Is it that funny? Lol. To be perfectly honest, I would actually like to inform my readers that:
ALL MY POSTS ACTUALLY CONTAIN DEEP INSIGHT. Hurhur. You just have to read between the lines, focus and absorb what I have posted, infer and then finally conclude.

You will reach a stage, namely:ENLIGHTENMENT.

If you think this is hilarious, think again. I started this blog to let my readers think about life and its importance. The beauty of nature and the power of mankind. The values of life and the mindsets we possess. Think, my friends. Think.
Allow me to guide you out of this shrouding darkness and into a World of hope.
Allow me to vanquish all your doubts in life and become a confident being.
Allow me to enlighten you and to cast you into the depths of happiness and joy.

To do all this, I have only one request.
That is, read my blog, infer, and conclude.
3 steps.
RIC. Thank you.

Enough with the chit chat already. Got back my amath test yesterday. WOOTS i shocked my entire family and getting a phenomenal score for it. I SAY: can you do it?!
Heres my marks.

If you're laughing at this kinda crap mark, i would like to say go ahead. Im ashamed of myself too for getting this kinda score. Although many of the people in my class flunked it too, theres no reason why i flunked it even more badly. =[ Am speechless. 10 marks gone due to carelessness. Sigh.
BUT, on the bright side, i haven given up on amaths though. i still believe in amath and how it will act as a stepping stone to my bright future. Somehow, deep down in my heart, i believe amath will allow me to pave my way towards enlightenment, and pave my way to a better tmr. It will be the catylyst for my success. It will be also my glory in 10 years time.

But, bottomline: Screw Amaths. I got 10/40. A maths stinks!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH

Hmmm. Promised you guys for some interesting picts didnt i? Haha. Wait, arent the ones above interesting enough already. LOL oh nvm here goes anyway!

Then...

And now....

No offence to weilun. but i think these 2 people are simply wayyyyy too alike. hahaha!!!! Correct me if im wrong will ya?
To Mr Sng if your reading this:
Chill and flash your trademark smile =]

Enjoy anyway!
Oh, chem tmr. No QA, SONG BOH!
Dont have to rack my brains like nuts tonight.

watch this space `]

2006-03-07T22:08:00.000+08:00

10 dollars.
10 whole bucks.
TEN SG DOLLARS.
A CRISP RED BILL.
5 BOWLS OF CHICKEN RICE.
MORE THAN 1 GV TICKET.
LIKE 100000 RUPEES.
Were actually gonna pay 10 more bucks for the yearbook!!!!!!!? WTF i remembered forking out 10 whole dollars from my own pocket last year for the goddamned book. and 4b aint got it yet whereas all the other classes have, and now the noobshit system wants us to pay again cos they dun know where the money is? You think everybody is Kurniawan? its 10 bucks!!! THATS 1/10 A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.

WTFFFFFFFFFFFF. So damn pissed. In the words of *****:Just take this as a lesson. BLAH BLAH BLAH. PLEASE COOPERATE AND BRING 10 BUCKS.
Ya right, you sinbads wife. why dun you try paying 20bucks for a late yearbook when everyone else pays 10 for an early one.
Bottomline: I aint gonna fork out my money for this kinda crap. LOLz. Make me man.
Solution:Rip off extra ones.

On a lighter note, crap jokes made up my day. Completely neutralised the boredom of various lessons (hint hint ss) LOL. Damn my life is just so full of...jokes? thanks to the guys in many class HAHAHA!
OH, flag raising today. wtf. My luck totally sucks. kpkb why last year rayongwitayakom (dun care la) people come, it was my turn to shout ( i think). This year tio me again. Damn sian when i heard mr teo saying: everybody sit down.

cos i wanted to sit down too.
Somewhere through the "ceremony" My nose started to itch reallll bad. BUT, cannot move. SO, bo bian. I resorted to making very weird facial expressions LOL. Call me stuntman or whatever but i just dont care. rofl. XD (for a moment i pictured myself looking like ivan loh)

Hmmm. Nothing more to talk about today. WOOTS except for the gayshit craptacular EHHHHHHH MATHS. I bet einstein could have failed it too. Wait, he was a Mathematican right? ROfl nvm. It was simply.... uber difficult. OMG LIM POH SENG AH I MISS U SOOOO MUCH.

Damn, cant post any interesting picts today cos my bro is using the main comp. But await my next post!

For it concerns our beloved principal and a famous F1 grand prix racer.
HAHHHHahah, picts of cos.

Watch this space anywayys. x)
and. screw bio tmr.
One last thing! guys out there!
Hemorrhage by Fuel is a fantabulous punkrock song. go get it now! lol

2006-03-05T22:53:00.000+08:00

Was shopping today at Isetan with my family. Entered the sports sector. Boooooooring! Its always the same old shoes on display. Old adidas sneakers, old nike tracks. Yawnz. Hmmm Isetan always seems to have the same shoes on display everytime i go there. Dumb way of doing business.

Hm.. HOWEVER, i saw an interesting pair of shoes too!! XD

I mean, YUCKS. How fugly can a pair of soccer boots get? And it cost like 130bucks or so. =X
So, i decided to test the rather petite saleslady standing nearby. HAHAHA. or rather, have some fun.
Me holding the pair of shoes:
Excuse me, it says Brazil here. Isit made in Brazil or do the Brazilian footballers actually wear this kinda boots?
Saleslady:
The brazilians wear these boots sir.
Me:
Really? What can these boots do?
Saleslady:
Welllll. When it comes into contact with the ball,the ball will fly very hard and fast. It is also very light.
(LOL, that was the end of our conv. SO SPASTIC)
People who knows what im talking about, good for you XD.
Im never going there again.

Oh. For my friend. Nah. LOL. Swell!

haha. will stop now. am tired and gonna hit the sack lolz.
will blog sometime soon.

For my friend =)

2006-03-04T21:39:00.000+08:00

3 important things in your room:
1. Me
2. My hp
3. My bed

3 important things in your life
1. My family
2. My dog
3. Someone out there (No, Mike, it isnt you, LOL)

3 people you admire most
1. Lee Kuan Yew
2. Peter Jackson
3. Hmmmm. My bro? Lol.

3 people you loathe most
1. Mourinho (sry to all chelsea fans out there)
2. Bags of Shits
3. Gossips

3 colours you like most
1. Blue
2. Black
3. Orange
(I dun like getting blue-blacks tho rofl)

3 words to describe you
1. Godlike
2. Imba
3. Slackzz

3 flaws in you
1. I got no flaws
2. Wait, did i just waste one flaw?
3. Oops, I did. Too bad.

3 qualities you would like to find in the opposite gender
1. Nice
2. Able
3. Hmmm. Intelligent like me too? rofl

3 qualities you would like to find in your gender
1. Outgoing
2. Frank, straightforward
3. Sportsloving
(PS Im no gay pls dont come and look for me if you fulfil all the above criteria)

3 people I want to do this survey
1. Mich
2. Sms
3. My Bro

HAha, im bored. =(

Yippee.

2006-03-04T18:45:00.000+08:00

After more than 3 hours of working and working and working and working and working and working and working and working and working, I finally did my part for the Chemistry project!

My topic-EuTROPHication.
My like for it-0%
My dislike for it-100%
Hours spent-3.5.
Hours wasted-3.5
What i deserve-A TROPHy. Duh.

Shit, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME. Why am i making lame jokes! Argh am too pooped to think of stuff to say. Will blog some other time. Maybe later.
SIAN.

To the Loser out there: DIE.

2006-03-03T22:53:00.000+08:00

Stuffs happened today that made me pleased, pissed etc.
Went to school on time. Attended the Geog Rally Speech by Aud's group. Must say it was pretty innovative and interesting! Good job! The chopsticks part was creative too haha! Damn, must do well for the speech too. I'll try to speak like Martin Luther King. Rofl.
After that, some PRC group called PRP (wait was it PRC) did some of their speech. Their accent is pretty amusing (not in a bad way or whatever, later i land myself in jail bacause of this), and they spoke as if they rapped. HAHA, brothers and sisters of Jayzee.

HOWEVER, shit happened after school, which still leaves me fuming even when i think of it now.
Was lunching in e canteen with a bunch of friends at the last table. So, this "friend" (I deem this bag of shit as a "friend" because he aint my friend no more. Well, for the moment at least.) So this bag of shit got up from his seat(beside me), and for no reason whatsoever, took my zappel drink (filled to the brim) and dangled it over the dustbin. I turned to look at this bag of shit and he gave an incredibly stupefying smirk as if it was the funniest thing in HIS world. I stared at him, trying to predict what this stupid bag of shit will pull off next.

He dropped my drink into the bin. And all because, wait, because of what? I was just sitting there eating.
All my friends at the table looked at him. And he looked back at them with a grin so wide it actually looked hideous on him, and he looked on as if expecting the whole table to burst out laughing any moment. But actually, none of them said anything.
I stared at him hard and told him to buy me another drink, and he shook his head vigorously, still giving that amazingly stupid grin and came to sat across me.
And said: Buy it yourself, its only 40cents. HAHAHA!
I didnt say anything, because i was REALLY REALLY REALLY controlling my temper. I dont really have an enormous threshold for stupidity, and, you know, yeah. I would have whacked him if i were still in primary school. And I could have whacked him in the canteen if my instinct didnt stop me.
But I told myself: I dont want to get myself into shit by hitting shit. Theres no use.

You might ask: Whats the big deal? Its only 40cents.
But i can tell you, its not the price thing. Even if it was plain water, I would have been pissed too. Put yourself in my shoes, and you will know how i felt. The mockery, the insult, and all these falls intohis "Jokes" Category. As i said earlier, its not the price. Its actually the matter on PRINCIPLES. Maybe its because his parents never taught him when he was young. Yeah that must be it.

To that bag of shit out there:
Enough is enough. You think you're popular? Think again, you fagcrack. Every 5 sentences of words you manage to conjure, 2 are actually insults of someone. You laugh at people who have no friends, think again. Do you have alot of friends? I can bet that all you have are temporary ones, if you get what i mean. Your attitude is totally bullshit, and you niao people 24/7. C'mon, you think that is how you should enlarge your social circle? Just go jump off a building and die already, at least you'll give off methane and become useful to the environment.
You think you're soo funny, but too bad. You're not. You're just a good actor in the inside and on the outside. Your jokes are mean and unfunny, and most importantly, theyre stupid. I can tell you this: Niaos fall into 2 categories. Unfriendly and friendly. Yours is the former. Most peoples' niaos fall under the latter.
SO, wake up from your slumber already! Unless you dont wanna have any lifelong friends, please take a change in personality. Dont keep pissing people off. Its just not right.
Bottomline: Maybe you should just try growing a brain and think before you do or speak. It'll help alot.

Self-consolation, pent-up anger and frustration, whatever you call it. Im merely typing out my thoughts. I just can't tolerate this bag of shit any longer.
To him:
Watch out. For your drink on Monday. If you happen to buy any drink, that is. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. I'll make your drink disappear and give you a smirk. Should you whack me, guess what i'm gonna do.

L<---------------------------------

Dumb Jerks at Work.

2006-03-02T22:10:00.000+08:00

Gosh. Woke up at 620am today, was pondering whether to go to school or not due to my twisted/sprained/dysfunctional ankle. Below is a short extract of what i did in the wee hours today.

620am-Woke up. Checked my timetable. Sonofagun double A Maths and E Maths today. Cannot miss.
623am-Limped around the house, testing out my poor foot. Apparently it hurts even when i attempted to climb the stairs.
625am-Woke my mum up. Asked her whether if it was ok if i missed school today.
Me: Hey mum, my ankle is hurting like nuts. Can i stay home?
Mum: Let me see.......................... Wow, its swollen.
Me: Yes, totally.
Mum: Ok. Miss today lor.
630am: Brushed my teeth. SUDDENLY differentiation popped into my mind. All the X's and numbers and chain rules god-knows-what-she-will-teach-next blah blah just skimmed through my head. Wonderment of whether im gonna be able to understand wth she's teaching on friday if i skipped today.

645am: SIGH. I stepped out of the house and "strolled" to the busstop, an ankle guard securely in place at my foot.
750am: Reached School. :)
And, I wasnt late, cos Donovan ticked my attendance even though i didnt attend flag raising. Thanks dude! Oh, and i skipped PE and evaded changing. YES. Two birds one stone.

The rest of the day isnt worth mentioning. UNTIL after school, played bridge with Ivan, Weizhou and Yanling. I must say, bridge is pretty fun. Especially for noobs like me who loves to bid anyway i like. An example:

Ivan:1 no trump.
Me: 2 no trump.

LOL. and they all laughed. HAHAHA! Well, at least i realized my mistake soon after. Dumb me.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Hope to play again with them anyway! Nice game, no bullshit and kping.
(HORH WEIZHOU?)

On the bus home, overheard ths conversation between 2 men.
Man 1: Eh, why this bus so damn !@$# slow?
Man 2: Got jam la, somemore this bus double decker, of course drive slowly la. All the busdrivers nowadays humji one.
Man 1: !$@%# We going to be late for the show leh! !@$$!
Man 2: What you want me to do? Call him to drive faster? Later he !@$@#$ us!
Man 1: !@!$@#$ man! We gonna miss the show!
Man 2: Aiya, this kind of laupok bus, drive faster also cannot. The drivers all scared will hit someone, plus the engine so ancient. Double blow man!
Man 1: !@$!$ SBS sucks man!

Wow, I cant believe SBS is getting attacked this way by a couple of bastards. Honestly, they should just alight at the next stop and take a cab or sth instead of grumbling throughout the whole ride, with the usage of expletives loud enough for people sitting 3 spaces ahead to hear. Having taken SBS buses for about 5 years or so, I think their service is fantastic already. Transport right at your doorstep, from 545am-12am everyday. What more can you ask for? But yet you see these ungrateful whiners who cannot even understand what the meaning of TRAFFIC JAM is. As if the driver wants to be stuck amid dozens of car instead of hanging out with his chumps at the interchange sipping coffee and having a break.
Nvm, you see things after 5 years of bus-taking.
Jerks, losers, nuts, they have em all.

Nvm, shall go sleep now. Long day tmr. Bleh.
Hmmmmm. Nice leg! Guess whose rofl XD.

Watch this space anywayyyys.

YAY.

2006-03-01T20:56:00.000+08:00

Fun day! :) Firstly, Mrs Vora didnt come for lessons. Crapped for 2 periods with the guys (last 2 rows) and invented super duper corny jokes related to countries.

E.g. What country is very dirty?
Ans:GERMany. LOL.
and many many more!

Secondly, Geog period damn slack. Got this geog rally speech by David's group, where i defied death twice by "attacking" him two times. LOL.
David this is for you. L<--------------------------- Thirdly, stuff happened today that made me think 4B has alot of spirit within! =) yay! GO, 4B! :))))))))))

During Physics Prac, i worked with David .(Is "shit"the first word that comes to your mind?) Fortunately, nothing unfortunate happened. But sometime into the Prac, i decided to try and make/create/establish a short circuit; o.0 dunno wad got into me. Guess i'm a very experimental person. (But i think they say people who dare to try are winners huh.)
The ammeter reading maxed out totally, and there was smoke at the battery terminal. For a moment, I was pretty shocked. BUT David, he stared at it and whispered:

"Eh, got smoke leh."
"I burnt myself liao." (blowing my finger)
"Off the damn shit."
"Ok la."

I disconnected the circuit and the smoking stopped almost immediately.
Man, if i got caught by Mr Koh, another fair conduct grade.
And all because of my experimental nature.

Moral of the story: Dont play with circuits. Electricity kills.

Before i sign off, heres some interesting picts I wanna dedicate to all my readers out there! =)
Please feel free to comment on them!

Ivan Loh trying to look his best.

Me before some gay concert. (Random Boredom)

KH and his kickass Rolls. XD

4B's beloved Chairperson and his WOMD, a chair.

There, hope you guys like it! =)
Btw, to all my readers out there, pls tag! I would like to see who reads this space.

Ciaoz.

Shellshocked.

2006-02-27T22:33:00.000+08:00

Yes! Somehow, one way or another, MISS NG ACTUALLY RETURNED OUR CHEM TESTS. Her nose went back to normal. And i did pretty well for it too. =) But holy shit, Kim Fung had to spoil my day by topping the class. =/ I mean, people like Phamelia top the class, I dont mind. But Kim Fung?! Wl BAK JIU TAH STAMP man. Ok i will not comment further. Good job Kim Fung, Chemist in making. Just dont blow up the whole world. And please be more helpful during Chem Prac. ^^

After school, almost the entire class headed to someone's house, oops pardon me i meant Geylang River :P for CIP. What an eventful outing! We walked around talking crap (Damnit David is particularly outstanding in this aspect) more than we picked up rubbish. Somehow, some way, halfway through the whole CIP, David decided to start Singing BU4 XIANG3 ZHANG3 DA4 by S.H.E and You're Beautiful by James Blunt. I recorded it down and should you feel bored or whatever, come look for me.

I swear, he could be on radio.

Then all of us can turn him off.

Anyway, the whole CIP thing wasnt wasted. We got our hours, and we learnt how to crack stupid jokes. (credits to Weizhou) To a certain extent, we also learnt how to scoop up rubbish and place them in the black trash bag. BUT overall, I think i could have used the hours to study. (YES, LAUGH BUT I MEAN IT.)Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

Watched Campus Superstar on TV just now. As usual, Theresa from Katong Convent kicked ass. Nice voice, nice attire, nice overall image. I hope she kicksass all the way to the finals hahaha
.

Nth much to talk about today.
Watch this space anywayyy.

VS6; I pwn you guys WZ&ZH.

2006-02-25T22:09:00.000+08:00

Hello! Bathed Maxie today. What a "tantalising" experience.
All was well until the 11th minute. I turned off the tap, and tried reaching for her shampoo.
She looked at me beseechingly and i said "shit".
Within a second, she started shaking and shaking and shaking her entire body.
YAY. So i got wet with her too.
After bathing her, I stepped out of the loo to get the towel which was on the table.
OMG GUESS WAD HAPPENED SHE RUSHED OUT OF THE LOO AND SHAKED AND SHAKED AND SHAKED IN THE LIVING ROOM.

So, half an hour was devoted to bathing her, another half to clearing up the mess she created.
But hell, She's still my best friend. =)
( In case you havent realised, Maxie is my dog.)
Oops, I just burst the bubble for some guys out there. Too bad. =)

Went to TM and Century Sq during the late afternoon.
Saw Yiting Ma'am. Waved at her. She waved back.
Went to M1 shop. Saw VS6.

Guesssssssss wad
IM now the proooooouuuuuuuddddddddd owner of a sleek and shiny Panasonic VS6.
2 Megapixels,5x digital zoom, 16million LCD colour screen.
What more could you ask for?
Its just perfect.
To Weizhou and Zhiheng out there who owns a VS2, I promise I wont laugh at you guys on Monday.

I'll just laugh now.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Dined at Sakae after that wth my family. First time this year and I must say, the ambience there totally kicksbutt. Halfway through the meal, Dad had a brainwave.
Dad:Hey, what happens if we put the plates back onto the conveyor belt after we're done with them?
Me:Good idea Pa! Why dont you try it out?
Dad was contemplating the idea of REALLY performing this imba stunt when my bro stopped him.
Bro:Eh, mai siao siao. Got camera above us one.
(Dad looks upwards and the light of revealation finally dawned on him.)

LOL, i mean, how spastic can my family get? Luckily my bro stopped him. If not, everyone in the restaurant would have stared at us, the Fantastic 4.
After that, the waiter came to tally our bill.
Should be 74bucks, he miscounted the plates and charged us only 70.
If only more waiters like him were around, the world would become a better place.
(Wenjie, you know what to become when you grow up.)

Ok, enough with the crap. Gonna go fiddle with my VS6 now! =)

Am currently very amused with someone I'm smsing. XD

Looooooooong Day.

2006-02-24T21:40:00.000+08:00

Am totally bushed. Only reached home like half an hour ago. Hmm interesting day. Alot of gay remarks made by my friends LOL. Will comment on that later.
Miss Ng ah Miss Ng, when you gonna stop telling lies. 2 days ago say friday get back test. Then today cannot give back, postpone to monday.

Do you know everytime you do this kind of stuff, your nose grows longer by 1 inch (think wooden dummy) . After some time, the oxygen will take like super long to reach your lungs. You will find it harder to breathe. Then one day, something will happen la.
So lying=bad for health. Xiao peng you out there please stop lying ok? =)

Had the super boring Radio TalkShow by 93.8FM in the auditorium. Seriously it was damn boring, if compared to LHC's lessons, LHC would have gotten a prize for instilling excitement within his students. If you get what i mean.
Some Prc named Hanzi (Potato?!) from 4a spoke, couldnt get what she was trying to say. But she was enthusiastic to a super duper large extent.. could see she was very tou lu into the whole discussion.
Then Jack (not his real name) from 4c spoke; he stood up in front of me and some ppl from my class. VERY HILARIOUS.
1st. Couldnt really get what he was saying. He sorta mumbled or sth but maybe we werent concentrating hard enough.
2nd. His butt. Shane muttered: Eh his butt blocking our view how to see?
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I added in: Poke it. Then it will burst and send him to the moon. HAHAHAHRRRRRRRRRR
Then everybody in that section was laughing like nuts.
Hell, I swear that was the climax of the entire talkshow.
LMAO. If only Jack wiggled his butt. Coup de Grace.

Geog paper was fairly easy, considering i didnt really study much. Alot of it is based on applications and your common sense la, thats wad i like bout Geog Elect, so slack! ^^
To Mrs Chin: Stop smiling when you scold people, people call you sadist le.

During Np a.k.a super gay activity, many dumb stuff were invented.
With credits to wenjie and ivan loh and me.
Ivan: You know about lie detectors?
Wenjie: ya, last time you operated one and said i have a brain, it went bleep beleep bleep right?
me: LOL! How about you. Last time you use one, ppl ask you something, you said:I think.... and the detector went bleep bleep bleep.

HAHAHA. then wenjie nth to say liao. go back to saying i got 2 brain cells.
YAWNz.
To wenjie out there: Be more creative! =)

Before i sign off, TO THE STUPID BUS 67 DRIVER OUT THERE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE AT 630AM SHARP AT MY BUSSTOP EVERYDAY, PLEASE STOP TRYING TO SLEEP 5 MINUTES MORE EVERYDAY AND COME AT 635AM BECAUSE I WILL THEN BE LATE AND ITS GONNA BE MY FAULT. THEN THE TECHNO QUEEN CRAZY FROG WILL COME TO ME AND ASK ME WHY I LATE AND I WILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN. THEN SHE WILL TELL ME TO WAKE EARLIER BUT I CANT COS I NEED THE SLEEP SO U BETTER WAKE UP ON TIME ON MONDAY U NOOBER!

Phew. That felt good. Stupid busdriver.
A nice cool quote i thought up of:
Stay cool, think hot.
Rad eh?

Fade out.

2006-02-23T20:58:00.000+08:00

Today, woke up at 930am, went off to badminton with some friends at 10am at Tampines Sports Hall. Saw the entire DHS badminton team there. Then maybe it was Eddy (or Nigel?), at the other end of the hall shouted "WEIJIE!" damn loudly. Then everyone in the hall looked at me. YAY.

-First step to stardom.-

Bo pian, I waved back. Wow imagine if they breaktime, then come to watch me play.

-Second step to stardom.-

LOL. Actually, not stardom. Is humiliation.
Hmmmm also saw Junming and his sec3 junior.

Me: Hi JM! Table tennis?
Jm: Hi! Yes!
Sec3: nononono. Badminton. (How can anybody be so niao?!)
Wow so kp, on account of JM and his face, I didnt say anything back.

Forgot to mention

Help me do this Johari Window please! =/
Its the craze. And im following it. Please tick properly!

Went across some advertisement today. Cant remember what. It was on values of life.
IMO, the top 3 most important values are
1. Courage
2. Loyalty
3. Trustworthiness
No kidding. Some people might laugh la, but I think I really pride myself in these 3 aspects.
I know many people will go like :"wj, TRUSTWORTHY???!!!" But if you know me well, you will know what i mean la. =)
Actually, out of those 3 values, I think the 1st one is the most impt.
Without that, your gonna do crap in your life.
You wont be decisive, wont be ambitious.
When you grow up, wow, God knows wad you will be like.

Was talking to someone just now.
My msg to that someone: Cheer up la. =) No point thinking bout the gloomy stuff.

1.5 more hours to bedtime.
Less than 72 hours to a new handphone.

Cant wait.

Some dumb pics.

2006-02-22T20:02:00.000+08:00

Time to get a life dude (Pic from here, click to see more)

What a smart Hotel Manager

To a certain PH out there. XD

Oh yes guys if you ever seen any dumb pics out there, tell me! =)

I could use the laugh.

(pics from here)

Cheers all. =)

2006-02-22T18:26:00.000+08:00

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
After 90 mins, the score at Santiago Bernabeu read
ARSENAL 1-0 REAL MADRID
I mean, like, how happy can you get la. To watch the match, then see Henry's clinical finishing, then see Arsenal leadin by an away goal.
Perfect! =))
But the best part came at the 73rd mintue. Reyes was outside the pitch wriggling (MAYBE because he was injured). Because the referee didnt stop the match. So Reyes rolled onto the pitch to try and stop the game.

-pause-

Then I think it was Sergio Ramos who ran over and rolled him back out of the pitch cos they were trailing 0-1. LOL! Then the referee come. Then Iker ran all the way to the middle, to argue or sth. AND HE BLARDY GOT A YELLOW CARD FOR DISSENT LOL! oh well.

Quote of the match by the commentator:
My Indian friend asked me how is the atmosphere here.
wooh 83000 people in the stadium how can the atmosphere be like.

enough about soccer.

Mundane day.

OH. 1 thing, Is there really chemistry between Miss Ng and Mr Koh guys?
Rofl! So damn funny. People who dont know what im talking about go ask your 4B friends I'm too tired to explain.

This equation goes out to Calvin KURNIAWAN the ostrich in my class. Thank you for taking the effort to create equations with me in! I aprreciate it and im gonna show it by creating one for you.

Kurnaiwan + A bag -----> A bag of Shit.

TY.

Ouch.

2006-02-21T22:12:00.000+08:00

Hi guys! Regarding my "The Ball is Round" theory yesterday, David and his Team proved me wrong today. Like totally. They lost to Bedok South Sec by at least 30 points.. Damn should have went. Here are some words from the people involved:

David: "Nb lah. They got two Sec5 guys. How to play?"

Jonathan: "Expected results. No biggie."

Aiya, actually imo they reaching the second round is already a great job. Jon told me that DHS B Boys very difficult reach second round one. So, all in all, good job. Still got 3 more matches. Just do your best against the noobers CCHS, Ngee Ann and East View.

Hm..... nothing much today. except that its really pleasing to see so many people making the effort to spam my tagboard. (hor tofu?)

OH YA. Arsenal VS Real Madrid Champions League First Leg at 330am.
Woots! Must watch! 2 attacking teams playing each other at the Bernabeu =)))
The atmosphere will kickass totally man.
And Bergkamp is driving there (a whopping 1200km drive) despite having a phobia for flights.
Proves the passion of the gunners.
Henry is playing.
Cole ain't though =( shaky defence.
But hell it'll be an interesting match anyway! Soccer fans will know what i mean la.
Like Spain against England.

OH YES, before i sign off. I gotta thank the sec4s of 2005 man.
Thursday become holiday=Thursday wake up late=Can watch Chelsea Vs Barcelona
Kewl another all star match.

Gotta sign off. Be back soon.

And peeps. Keep my TB going. =)

Hello to The World Out There

2006-02-20T22:11:00.000+08:00

Hello little boys and girls out there! Due to the overwhelming pressure my friends are placing on me, i have decided to give blogging a go. =) After all, what could go wrong?

Ok, enough said. THIS BLOG IS OFFICALLY UP after 2 hours of designing etc. Welcome and i hope you enjoy this space! If not, too bad. See the cross at the top right hand corner? Click it.

Today was fairly mundane. Talked to David after flag raising about his basketball match against Bedok South later in the day. Apparently, his team is in the group of death this year. With Ngee Ann, BS and CCHS in DHS's group, the future looks bleak, he said. But I told him: Aiya. The ball is round. Last time my p.sch bb team beat my p.sch soccer team in soccer.

He was like: wtf?

No kidding, the score was 3:1 then. Damn stupid. But maybe it wasnt a serious match.
But what i'm trying to prove is THE BALL IS ROUND la, hell maybe one day ill even beat Lebron James singlehanded in a one-on-one match....
ok that sounds dumb. But bottomline: Gd luck to the DHS BB team!

Today, after completing the 5minute EL MOE survey which was really dumb (eh tharman dont anyhow give surveys make sure they're interesting first.) i headed to the Career Guidance Course. Stupid, i wasted like 30 mins concentrating on the questions and doing and concentrating and doing and concentrating in the end, the results were out:

Jobs related to you:
Hairstylist
Teacher, Art
Chemist
Designer, Graphics
Nurse

LIKE WTFBBQ WORH I wasted like so much time in the end only one i like?
1. Hairstylist
WOW im gonna be boycotted if i ever become one. Its like George Bush suddenly becoming Supermarket Cashier man.
2. Teacher, Art
Right. They're referring to someone who got a c5 aggregate for Art during Sec 2. Referring to someone who pissed all my art teachers off. (Sorry Miss Tang)
3. Chemist
Aiya, the only way i can become one is if Mr Lee Hsien Loong wants to destroy SG or sth. Imagine me telling NSS: EH i want to become Chemist.
NSS:Pinch me.
4. Designer, Graphics
Hmmm. Good option. I like designing stuff though. I have a knack for it. Designing not drawing.
5. Nurse
YAY more dead patients ^^

Ok. Its getting late. I really hope i i dont become a Nurse or Hairstylist in future. =/
Gtg, ciaoz. Long day tml.

Watch this space.